Janet, the Invincible Female Pugilist by M.C. The spectators all rose to their feet and stood in stunned silence as the presiding doctor in the weekly 'tough man' competition entered the fight cage. "Boy, she really hammered this one," he said as he quickly went over and knelt beside large man lying spread-eagle on his back."I wish she'd learn to ease up on them, it would make my job a lot easier." Hardly a sound could be heard in the arena as he placed the smelling salts under the battered man's nose. For a few seconds nothing happened. But when the badly beaten fighter began to stir, a collective sigh of relief could be heard throughout the crowd. The doctor motioned over to the side and four waiting attendants entered. In what has become a weekly ritual for them, they hoisted the 275 pound man onto a stretcher and began to carry him out of the cage. On the way, they passed by a large, muscular but very attractive brunette. She held up her hand and the attendants stopped dead in their tracks. The powerfully built woman leaned over the stretcher, letting her long, beautiful brown hair fall down over the semi-conscious fighter. She planted a kiss on his badly swollen cheek and whispered softly,"nice try big boy, I really enjoyed this little fight of ours. I'll gladly give you a rematch anytime you want...after you've recovered that is." The terrified look on his face when she said this indicated that a rematch would be very unlikely. As she watched the attendants struggle out of the cage with their heavy load, the victorious woman smiled and said to herself. "So you don't think a woman belongs in the fight cage do you? Well, maybe now you'll think differently." The women in the arena all began to cheer now - the college girls even breaking out into a loud chorus of, "Girl Power! Girl Power!" Even many of the men applauded; although not quite with the same enthusiasm. The female warrior, never beaten in a 'tough man' competition, acknowledged their cheers by waving to the crowd, blowing them kisses and flexing her awesome 19 inch biceps. It had been another successful - as well as lucrative - night for the 21 year-old university senior. Another fight, another decisive victory over yet another large, strong chauvinistic male opponent. "Can't anybody beat this girl?" many of the men asked themselves as they watched the beautiful woman triumphantly parade around the cage. Apparently not. For in the three years that she has been fighting (beginning with her freshman year when she was 18 years old) the muscular university co-ed has beaten every man she'd faced in the cage. In fact, few had even come close to defeating this Amazon in hand-to-hand combat. It didn't seem to matter how large, strong, tough, or skilled her opponent was, she would always leave them battered and beaten. University football players, boxers, wrestlers, and even martial arts experts; they all fell before her mighty fists. Why? Put simply: because Janet Henderson loves to fight - she always has and probably always will. Not only was the six foot-two inch, 215 pound Amazon incredibly strong, but she was amazingly fast and tough. Fifteen years of martial arts training made her as quick as a cat with hands and feet as hard as granite. And seven years of intensive weight lifting gave her punches the power to send even the toughest man to his knees. Janet could shake off a punch from the strongest of men and dish out punishment that none of her opponents had yet been able to withstand. Early in her life Janet discovered something about herself that other girls might find unusual...she loved to fight against boys. Starting first with her older brothers (whom she'd regularly pound until her parents put a stop to it) then the higher ranked boys in her karate class to schoolyard bullies, the young, tough girl just loved to 'mix it up' with members of the opposit sex. Nothing gave her more satisfaction than to smash them into submission. In fact, one of her fondest childhood memories was when, at the tender age of ten, she challenged the toughest boy in her elementary school to a fight, beat him up and sent him home crying. But despite her powerful physique and fearsome reputation as a fighter, Janet also has soft, sweet side to her. Because of her love for children, she decided to major in special education so she can work with handicapped youngsters. When you watch Janet laughing and playing around children, you'd never suspect she could be such a fearsome fighter. But when she enters the fight cage, she becomes a tiger. And because the large brunette is so good at it, the strong, tough co-ed decided to wark her way through college by entering local 'tough man' competitions. After all, how else can a girl earn several thousand dollars a week for less than an hour's work? Answer: by beating up big, strong macho guys every Saturday night while taking a cut of the wagers her friends place on her. At first it was pretty easy to arrange. The beautiful girl would issue a challenge to some tough looking guy and her friends would cover all bets. But as more and more men fell victum to Janet's vicious, rock- hard fists, the odds against her became lower and the less their take. On the advice of a friend, Janet would sometimes try to give the impression that she was actually struggling against her opponent. But that would only work for a few rounds after which her *killer instinct* reasserted itself and the tough woman would then proceed to wipe the floor (sometimes literally) with her hapless opponent. Like the incident that occurred two months earlier... "I'm so sorry Edna," Janet told her unofficial business manager who also happens to be both her college roomate and best friend, "I tried to restrain myself like you told me to, I really did; but that mean brute (a 250 pound starting lineman on the university's football team) called me a bitch... and you know I don't take too kindly to that." "Yes Janet, I know; but that was only after you began to humiliate him. I mean, did you really have to start brushing your hair in-between rounds? Practically the whole football team as well as his girlfriend came to watch him fight tonight. Brushing your hair really made him look bad; especially as his friends were trying to stop the bleeding from his nose and reduce the swelling around his eyes at the time." "Well my hair kept getting in my eyes. You try fighting a 250 pound football player with your hair flying all over the place. It's not as easy as it looks kiddo." "I'm sure it isn't Janet. But you try getting good odds against you when you're beating up a tough jock without even exerting yourself; that isn't easy either. I could have probably gotten at least another $500 off the crowd tonight if you'd have made it look like he was a serious challenge for you. Calmly brushing your hair between rounds doesn't exactly give potential betters that impression now does it? Haven't you ever heard of the word 'hustle'? And did you ever think of maybe using a headband? Or tying your hair back in a ponytail? Do you want to make good money here Janet, or just look pretty while you're bashing these guys around? And one more thing, if you keep bashing them up like you did tonight we may soon find it difficult to get opponents for you to fight...then what? Waiting on tables at Hooters?" "Oh I wouldn't worry too much about that Edna (wink), I'm sure there will always be a steady stream of rough, tough, macho guys willing to take on the 'little girl'; it's a male ego thing you know. And as far as bashing them goes, I only bash the ones that deserve it, the ones that insult me; like the guy tonight." "Yea, you creamed him pretty good Janet. Lucky for him the football season's over or else he'd be watching the next game from the sidelines." "Hey, maybe some of his friends on the team will want to fight me now after what I did to him tonight; you know, to avenge his defeat. Guys are big on the revenge thing. How about if we issue a public challenge like: 'Pretty girl challenges the football team'. That should get me some more opponents, don't you think? I'll even fight two a week." "And after you've beaten up the entire football team, then what?" "Well, then there's the boxing team, the wrestling team, the karate team, the track team... Speaking of the track team, I couldn't help but notice a good looking shot putter practicing on the athletic field yesterday while I was running my laps. I wouldn't mind bashing him around the ring for awhile (giggles)." "That would probably be Rex Hern. He finished third in the NCAA shot putt finals last year and yes, he is a hunk. Would you like me to try and arrange a fight against him?" The smile on her friend's beautiful face told Edna all she needed to know. "O.K. Janet, I'll see what I can do." Back to the Present. The powerful and beautiful college girl entered her dressing room and smiled at her boyfriend of six weeks."Please give me my after-fight massage Rexy," Janet said softly as she kissed him. She removed the shocking pink tank top she always fights in and flexed her awesome biceps again,"but first give my muscles a smooch." Rex Hern kissed and carressed her arms for a few minutes, then began to rub her massive shoulders with his hands. "Oh yes, that feels soooo good Rexy." As the strong shot putter continued to massage her back, Edna entered the room and placed a large wad of cash in front of the invincible female fighter. "$2500, not bad for thirty minutes of *work* Janet. You really worked this guy over pretty good, didn't you?" "Well it serves him right for making those chauvanistic remarks about me before the fight. And I hope I also taught those high rollers a lesson for trying to slip a ringer in against me." "How did you know he was the winner of last year's 'toughest man in the state' contest? To me he looked like just another one of the countless opponents you've beaten up over the past three years." "I remember seeing his picture in the newspaper after he won the contest Edna and I figured that it was only a matter of time before those gamblers would try something like this; they've lost quite a bit betting against me. By-the-way, how's the 'tough guy' doing?" "They took him to the hospital for observation. I talked to the doctor and he thinks he'll be O.K. You know something Janet, after the beating you gave him tonight I guess the toughest *man* in the state is you now (giggles)." "Only if my boyfriend agrees Edna; tee, hee, hee. A little bit lower now Rexy. Yes, that's great. How's your jaw feeling honey?" "It's much better Janet. I can almost chew normally on the left side of my mouth now." "I'm really sorry about that. I guess I got a little bit carried away the night of our fight." "Don't mention it. It was nice of you to come to the hospital and visit me afterwards...and ask me out." "Well, it was the least I could do after I broke your jaw." Janet made a fist and playfully tapped Rex on the still swollen side of his face. "There probably aren't too many guys that would have gone out with the girl that had just beaten them up and sent them to the hospital; especially not macho guys like you. You can stop massaging my back and begin brushing my hair now Rexy." As he did so, Janet reached back and playfully began to fondle Rex's penis. Then, turning towards Edna, she asked,"so who's up for next week?" "I'm not sure yet Janet. After your *smashing* performance tonight, it might be difficult to find anyone willing to face you. He was, after all, the toughest man in the state." "He still is...the toughest *man* that is; tee, hee, hee. What about the football players? There must be a few I haven't fought yet." "There are a few; but since you've already battered the largest and strongest players on the team, the rest seem to have other plans (wink)." "What about the boxers then?" "Their coach won't allow any of them fight you after the pounding you gave the heavyweight last month." "Hmmm, that's too bad; I enjoyed punching him out. Wrestlers?" "Ditto the wrestlers. I saw the superheavyweight you fought two weeks ago on campus yesterday. He still walks with a slight limp. You might be too good for your own good Janet." (Sigh) "These guys. They like to talk tough but they're really all just a bunch of wimps." Rex's penis was now fully engorged. Knowing what was coming next, Edna decided it was time to excuse herself. "I'll leave you two lovebirds alone. We'll discuss this problem of ours at a more convenient time Janet. I might have a few ideas." "Great, I'd love to hear them." After Edna left, the mighty woman turned around and smiled at her boyfriend. "Well honey, how would you like to make love to the toughest *man* in the state?" "Only if *she* promises to be gentle with me." "She promises to be gentle with you...providing you satisfy her (wink)." "Well, I'll do my best." "That's good enough for me." The powerful, invincible woman fighter bent down and effortlessly lifted her 230 pound boyfriend up over her shoulder. She carried him to the near-by cot (a recent addition to her dressing room especially for this purpose) and ploped him down onto the matress. "You've got thirty seconds to strip off all your clothes Rexy, then I'm going to pounce on you." Fortunately, he managed to do it in twenty-five.