You Guys Hit Like a Bunch of Girls  - Part 3
by M.C.
After destroying their football team, the sexy cheerleaders decide to


replace them for the big game.

" Candy, Candy...wait up !," Suzy's voice cried out over the murmur in the
school hall during a break in-between classes.

" What is it Suzy ?," Candy asked her friend and fellow cheerleader.

" Did you hear the news ? Coach Morgan resigned in disgrace this morning."

" Humph, serves him right. That incompetent chauvinist wasn't fit to be a dog
catcher; let alone a football coach. I guess we showed him a thing or two
yesterday."

" Yes we did, but...I'm afraid that's not all to the story Candy."

" What else ? "

"Well, it seems were a bit too rough on the football team also. Many of them
are too badly battered and bruised to play against Central high tonight.
Because of that - and the fact that there's no head coach - it looks like the
school is going to have to forfeit tonight's game."

" What? Why those wimps! A couple of hits from us girls and those macho guys
go down for the count ? What about our cheerleading routines that we've been
working so hard on ? This is the last game of the season. If we don't perform
them tonight, we'll have to wait until next year. This sucks Suzy; big time."

Suzy simply shrugged her shoulders; Candy frowned. After a few moments of
silent thought however, Candy's frown turned into a broad smile. " Suzy, I've
got it - the perfect solution to our problem ! Since those wimpy boys can't
play, we'll take their place. That way we won't have to forfeit; the school
won't lose the revenue from the game and all the students won't blame us girls
for what happened. Those cry babies were gonna get their asses kicked anyway
so what difference does it make ? "

" That's an excellent idea Candy; except for a couple of things. Do you really
think Principal Skinner will allow us girls to play ? And - even if he does -
if we're playing football, who will lead the cheers ? "

Candy smiled at her friend. " Regarding the first; do you remember when
Principal Skinner took over here last year ? Remember how he was giving all of
us girls mucho hassles because of the way we dressed ? What did he call it...'
too revealing', right ?

Suzy nodded.

" Well, I decided to have a little *chat* with him shortly afterwards. Do you
recall he wasn't in school for a few days ? The reason for that was, he was
*recovering* from our talk and, when he came back, he never bothered us again
about our clothes, right ? So I don't think Mr. Skinner will have any serious
objections to us girls playing football against Central high tonight. And -
even if he does - he won't be voicing them publicly; not if he knows what's
good for him...if you catch my drift ? "

The two girls shared a giggle.

" Now, regarding the second item..."

It was Friday night, the last game of the season. As the Kennedy High School
students and their fans entered the stadium, they were all in a kind of
quandary as to what was going to happen. Just about everybody had, by now,
heard the rumors ( though few actually believed them;so preposterous were they
) of a pick-up game between the football team and the cheerleaders the day
before in which the sexy girls utterly demolished the boys. So badly did the
girls batter the boys that only a handful were capable of playing. This led to
Coach Morgan's resignation and rumors of a forfeit. If the rumors were indeed
true, then who was going to play against Central High ? As the crowd filed
into the stadium they looked across the field at the opposing team ready to
face their opposition. But on the Kennedy side, they saw only the seven
beautiful cheerleaders going through their impressive pre-game routine of
acrobatics and cheers. What was going on here ?

At five minutes to eight in the evening, the loudspeaker (in a female voice
for the first time) blared out: " Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great
pleasure to announce to you that tonight - in place of the boys of the Kennedy
High School football team - will be those beautiful, athletic cheerleaders
that you see performing before you. They will be competing against the mighty
and fearsome players of Central High. So, let's give these brave girls a well
deserved round of applause and wish them all the best as they prepare to take
on the undefeated Central High Titans! "

Dropping their pom-poms on the sideline, the seven girls ran out onto the
playing field and curtsied before the surprised crowd. Could this really be
happening ? Could these beautiful girls really stand up to the mighty Titans
of Central High ? Or would this be a farce ? One thing for sure...they were
all about to find out.

The stage was now set. The seven cheerleaders, dressed in nothing more than
their sexy cheerleading outfits, lined up against the eleven tough football
players of their cross-town rivals who, having won the coin toss, elected to
receive the football. Candy prepared to kick off. The capacity crowd was
silent. At exactly 8:00 PM, the official blew his whistle; the game was about
to begin...

End of part three