The Angry Cheerleader By M.C. Angry that her football team was getting crushed and that she and her fellow cheerleaders had nothing to cheer about, a big, strong girl decided to take matters into her own hands. Author's note: For those of you reading this story who are not familiar with American football be warned - there is a lot of football jargon which I've made no attempt to explain as it would inhibit the flow of the story. I also didn't convert heights and weights into metric. For those I apologize and hope they don't detract from the story. Cindy Morris was angry; not just angry but totally pissed off. As the head cheerleader, she and the other girls on her squad had spent the entire week working their asses off on the new cheers that they had planned to perform during their high school's championship football game between Jefferson High - their school - and their bitter crosstown rivals, the undefeated and defending city champions of Monroe High. But because her team was playing so miserably in the game - they trailed at halftime by a score of 28-0 - she and her squad had virtually nothing to cheer about. "All our hard work for nothing," Cindy groaned. But as the powerfully built, six foot, 200 pound, blond lamented the situation, an idea suddenly popped into her head; and then she began to smile. "Coach!" the muscular girl said in a loud and commanding voice as she entered her high school football team's locker room at halftime. "The cheerleaders have worked too damn hard this week on our new cheers for the big game tonight not to have an opportunity to show them off. So I've decided to play on the team in the second half. That way we'll finally have something to cheer about and the girls and I can strut our stuff for the crowd." But if Cindy thought that her offer to help the team would be met with open arms, she was sorely mistaken. "What! A girl playing on our football team?" Rick Slone, the six foot-four inch 250 pound star middle linebacker, and generally considered to be the strongest and toughest player on the entire team, barked out. "There's no fucking way that I'm gonna to play with a girl on this team. No fucking way! No matter how strong she seems to think she is." Cindy had expected that something like this might happen, given how chauvinistic some of these pompous, conceited, macho jocks can be. But fortunately for her, Cindy also knew from experience how to deal with these types of situations. The well-built blond walked over to the bench where Rick was sitting, reached out with her left hand and grabbed him firmly by his football jersey. Then, and seemingly without exerting herself too much, Cindy proceeded to lift the surprised football player up. But Cindy didn't just lift Rick up to his feet, she lifted him several inches off the locker room floor - all 250 pounds of him, with just her left hand! "So Ricky, you don't want to play with a girl on your team? (nobody in their school ever dared to call him Ricky, knowing how much he hated it; until now that is). Well in that case you don't have anything to worry about, because you won't be playing anymore tonight." Still holding the 250 pound jock up in the air with her left hand, Cindy began to slap him hard back and forth across the face with her right. After a few hard cracks, she stopped slapping Rick and gently lowered him to the floor. But when Cindy released him, the once feared football star collapsed, unconscious, on the locker room floor.. "Why you bitch!" Bob Stevens screamed. He was the football team's 230 pound running back and Rick's best friend. He rose from the bench that he was sitting on and stormed over to where Cindy stood. Furious at what he'd just seen Cindy do to Rick, Bob clenched his fist and threw a wild right hook at her. But Cindy calmly held up her left hand and caught Bob's fist in mid-air, stopping it cold. "My, my Bobby," Cindy said with a grin, "such language. And didn't your mommy ever tell you that it's bad manners to hit a girl? Especially if she hits back." WHAM! And then with a powerful uppercut from her right fist, Cindy whacked Bob in the underside of his jaw. Such was the power of Cindy's punch that Bob was lifted off the floor (all 230 pounds of him!) and sent him literally flying backwards where he landed directly on top of Rick; just as Cindy had intended. "Now isn't this a sweet sight to behold," Cindy teased. And then she added with a girlish giggle, "Ricky and Bobby sharing a nice nap together; tee, hee, hee." The mighty girl then turned to face the rest of the team; all of whom sat in stunned silence after what they just seen her do. Cindy put her hands on her hips and asked rhetorically, "Now, is there anyone else here who has a problem with me playing on the team?" Needless to say nobody in the locker room dared to say so much as a single word. "Good," Cindy said. "Now that that's been settled, we can all go back out to the football field and start kicking some royal ass so we girls can finally have something to cheer about." The start of the second half was delayed for a few minutes while the football officials feverishly looked through the rulebook to see: one - if a girl could play on the football team: and two - if so, could she play in only her sexy cheerleading outfit as Cindy still intended on leading the cheers that she and her squad had worked so hard on. Cindy even wanted to play without a helmet as it would muss-up the pretty new hair-do she had gotten that afternoon for the game. Unable to find any rule that prohibited those concerns, the officials had no choice but to allow Cindy to play in the second half as she saw fit. (This certainly isn't true. I'm just taking what's called artistic license here). Since she had knocked out both her team's star middle linebacker and running back, Cindy decided that it would only be fair if she replaced the two of them in the game. That meant that Cindy would have to play on both offence and defense against the best team in the city that was already leading 28-0. And if that wasn't enough of a challenge for the muscular seventeen year-old girl, Cindy was also going to lead her cheerleading squad in their new cheers whenever something good happened on the field or there was a break in the action (that is, after all, why Cindy decided to play in the game in the first place). But as amazing as she was, was even Cindy up to this monumental task? Everyone was about to find out. The two teams took to the field and lined up against one another. The second half was about to begin. Nobody who was at the stadium that night will ever forget what they saw this amazing blonde supergirl do in the second half of that game. In an awesome display of her power and strength, Cindy almost singlehandedly destroyed the previously undefeated and topped rank Monroe High School football team. On offence she was virtually unstoppable as the mighty girl bulldozed her way through the Monroe defense - rushing for an incredible 320 yards and scoring seven touchdowns (both school records); and she did it in just one half! And when the defense did manage to stop her, it was only after she dragged several of their players forward for a few more yards. Despite being down 0-28 at halftime, by the end of the third quarter the game was all tied up at 28-28. Each time she scored a touchdown, Cindy would run over to the sidelines, high-five her friends and giggle (Cindy liked to giggle a lot), pick up her pom-poms and lead her squad in a rousing cheer; much to the delight of the hometown fans. On defense the Monroe players found out that they couldn't get by the super strong girl. At first they tried running directly at her but Cindy simply tossed the large blockers aside as if they were small children and tackled the runner. Then they tried running to the sides to avoid her. But Cindy wasn't just powerful but she was also amazingly quick on her feet and usually caught up to the runner anyway. And when they tried to pass the football, Cindy would smash her way through the defensive line and flatten the quarterback before he even had a chance to throw the football. Cindy finished the game with twenty-seven tackles and twelve sacks - again both school records. When the dust had settled, the mighty and beautiful blond cheerleader had led her team to a crushing 49-28 victory! "Not too bad for a girl, wouldn't you say? Tee, hee, hee," Cindy giggled with her girlfriends after the game ended. Despite being incredibly strong and tough when she needs to be, other than that Cindy thinks of herself as a normal, seventeen year-old high school girl. She always makes a fuss about her long, pretty blond hair and likes to giggle a lot with her girlfriends. The only thing that's not quite normal about her life is the lack of dating. After all, despite being beautiful, when a girl is as strong as an ox, boys are much too intimidated by her to ask her out. But that night, after her smashing success on the gridiron, Cindy decided that it was time to do something about it; to take the bull by the horns so-to-speak. After bidding her fellow cheerleaders ado, saying that she would see them later at the high school dance to celebrate their great victory that night, Cindy walked back to her team's locker room. When she entered, Rick and Bob were still there, trying to come to terms with what they had seen Cindy do that night - not just to them, but to the entire Monroe high school football team. "Well, I see that you two sleeping beauties are awake. Did you manage to see any of the game?" When they nodded that they had, Cindy grinned and said, "Good. Now, which one of you Prince Charmings are going to take me to the victory dance later? Hmmm, let's see. Since you, Bob, and Peggy (one of Cindy's friends and fellow cheerleaders) are still together, I guess that leaves just you Ricky; doesn't it?" Before Rick had a chance to utter even a single word, Cindy walked over to where he was sitting, grabbed him by his jersey again and lifted him up. Only this time instead of slapping him silly, the muscular girl bent over, placed his 250 pound body over her right shoulder and effortlessly began to carry him out of the locker room. "We have to get you cleaned up and looking pretty so that you can take me to the dance tonight Ricky. Boy, it looks like somebody put you through a meat grinder." And as for Cindy, despite playing both offence and defense for the entire second half of the football game, she still looked as fresh as a daisy. In fact her long, pretty blond hair wasn't even mussed; it was just as soft and fluffy as it was when she walked out of the beauty parlor earlier that afternoon. While she was carrying Rick towards the shower room, Cindy thought to herself, "Sometimes it's nice to be a big, strong girl after all."