We're Draining Men 
Adapted by Marknew
If only we could get Gloria Gaynor (or even Geri Halliwell) to sing this adaptation of "It's Raining Men".



My spirits are rising
The boys are feeling low
'Cos they're recognizing
Just how much a girl can grow

'Cos tonight for the first time
Starting at half past ten
There's a new era in history
Women are stronger than men

We're draining men, 
Hallelujah 
We're draining men, 
Amen

Tall, sweet, beauty queen
Now muscular and a little mean

We're draining men, Amen
Hallelujah 
We're draining men, 
Amen

God blessed Mother Nature
She likes power too.
She looked around at how things were 
And did what she had to do.
She made the men of this world 
Give us what we couldn't buy.
So now each and every woman has 
Twice the muscle of her guy

We're draining men, Amen
Hallelujah 
We're draining men, 
Amen

I ... hold ... my ... man ... He ... can't ... leave.
And ... so ... his ... strength ... I ... receive.
I ... laugh ... oh ... he ... was ... so ... naïve.
Now my muscles burst my sleeve.
There will be no reprieve!

We're draining men, 
Hallelujah 
We're draining men, 
Amen
We're draining men, Amen
Hallelujah 
We're draining men, 
Amen

The busty teller at the bank
Has a chest built like a Shearman Tank.

We're draining men, Amen
Hallelujah 
We're draining men, 
Amen
We're draining men, Amen
Hallelujah 
We're draining men, 
Amen

Long-legged, blue-eyed travel guide
Has biceps her clothes can't keep inside.
 
We're draining men, 
Hallelujah 
We're draining men, 
Amen

We're draining men, 
Hallelujah 
We're draining men, 
Amen