Tag Team Celebrity Wrestling by the Magnificent Madman Normally, I write about mixed wrestling with fictional characters. This time, I will try writing a female vs female tag team match involving actual famous people. In order to make the story as violent and brutal as possible, it will be a thirty minute match with no pins or submissions. The superior team can punish and devastate the weaker on for the entire time as there are also no rules. To begin the festivities, which take place in a genuine wrestling ring, the announcer introduces the participants who will compete, in what is certain to be a one sided mismatch. Those interested in an evenly matched, competitive match need not read further past this point. But, those seeking blatant and senseless sadistic, brutal punishment should proceed ahead. So, without further delay, let us proceed with this delightful and cruel mismatch. The ring announcer enters the ring and speaks slowly and clearly into the microphone. "In this corner, at a combined weight of 215 pounds is the sisterly team of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. And in the other corner, at a combined weight of 330 pounds we have the sisterly team of Venus and Serena Williams. The crowd cheered, eager to see how badly the Williams sisters would demolish their smaller, weaker and far less athletic opponents. The bell rang and Mary-Kate hesitantly came to the center of the ring to face the towering confidence of Venus. She grabbed Mary-Kate's wrist and flung her into the William's own corner. Not surprisingly, after crashing into the corner, Mary.-Kate fell to her knees. Venus gave her several hard kicks to the belly and while Mary-Kate was struggling for breath, she tagged her sister Serena in. Serena continued the stomping of their smaller already helpless victim. Serena laughed as she tagged Venus back in. The Williams sisters were obviously enjoying beating their weaker blonde opponent. Venus pulled Mary-Kate back up to her feet by her hair, grabbed her wrist and flung her into the corner where she tagged her sister,Ashley in. Ashley was reluctant to join the fray, but she had no choice as she was legally tagged in. As she timidly entered the ring, Venus picked her up and savagely slammed her back down to the mat. Holding her helpless victim in place with her foot on Ashley's throat, Venus tagged Serena back in. Dropping down to the mat by her blonde victim, Serena pulled her head off the mat by her hair and wrapped her powerful muscular legs around Ashley's head. Ashley struggled in vain as Serena laughed at her. Serena's legs were bigger than Ashley's head and she was hopelessly trapped. Then Serena turned on the power and her big solid legs were literally crushing Ashley's head. Ashley desperately wanted to submit, but there were no submissions allowed on this match. Serena had no where reached full power with her scissors, yet Ashley passed out. She was totally unconscious due to the power of Serena's incredable legs. Serena picked Ashley up and literally carried her to the corner and threw her at Mary-Kate. Now Mary-Kate was left alone to face the wrath of the two stronger athletic sisters. Serena knocked her down wth a forearm to the chest and dragged the helpless Olsen twin to her corner by the foot and tagged Venus in to work over the frightened weaker girl. Just as she took no mercy on her tennis opponents, Venus was not going to extend any to the Olsen twins. This time instead of merely wining 6 games to 0, the margin of victory could be infinite. Beating their overmatched victims was not enough, they wanted to demolish them, to maximize their pain and suffering. Having the two to one advantage over Mary-Kate pleased the Williams sisters and they were not about to pass up the opportunity to totally devastate the frightened, already injured girl. Venus stood right in front of Mary-Kate and challenged her to hit her in the chest as hard as she could. She kept her hands at her sides to provide an easy target. Mary-Kate hot her weakly, mostly just by bending her wrist in the usual "girlie" sissy manner. Venus laughed and said that she would show her how it's done. Then she leaned back and threw a full force forearm into Mary-Kate's chest. She put all her weight behind the blow and used her strong shoulder to deliver the blow. Venus dragged Mary-Kate back to their corner by her hair and pinned her by jamming her long hard shin into Mary -Kate's thin neck. Reaching up, she tagged Serena back in. Before Venus removed her shin, Serena knee dropped her overmatched opponent in the liver. Before Mary-Kate had any chance to recover Serena held her down with a full body press. She laced her powerful legs around Mary-Kate's skinny ones with a grapevine. Serena flexed her muscled legs and nearly split her victim in two. Mary.-Kate screamed in agony, but Serena merely smiled down at her and increased the tortuous power of her painful pin. Serena jammed her right forearm into her pinned victim's throat while still punishing her with the grapevine. The pressure and lack of air proved to be more than Mary-Kate could tolerate and she lost consciousness underneath her powerful attacker. Now each of the Olsen twins had been knocked out and were barely aware of their situation, but the Williams sisters still wanted to inflict more pain on their pathetic opponents. Literally hurling the unconscious Mary-Kate at her sister, the dazed Ashley was, once again forced to face the deadly sister combination. Serena had tagged Venus in to give her older sister the pleasure of ravaging the little blonde. Venus easily floated behind her confused victim and used to long powerful arms to apply a full Nelson. Walking her toward her own corner she tagged in her even stronger younger sister, Serena. Serena buffeted Ashley's unprotected face with hard backhand and forehand slaps. It was like she was returning a hard volley shot from the baseline, with poor Ashley's face taking the place of the tennis ball. Venus's strong grip kept Ashley upright so she could receive the stinging punishment. Ashley was crying and pleading for them to stop, but it fell on deaf ears. Total destruction was their goal and nothing could stop them, least of all a crying beaten weakened victim. Serena then lifted the near unconscious Ashley by her thin thighs and puny neck and laid her across her own broad shoulders in an excrutiating back breaker she pulled down hard with both arms and nearly broke Ashley's back. This time Ashley passed out again, not from lack of oxygen, but rather from the intensity of the pain. Serena dropped her to the mat and stood over here with a foot on Ashley's neck and flexed her powerful arms in a victory pose. The Williams sisters thoroughly enjoyed devastating the Olsen twins and looked forward to future matches. Perhaps next time they would take on celebrity male comedians. The team of Pee Wee Herman and Woody Allen sounded like a good combination. Only the future can tell the wrestling future of the awesome and powerful combination known as the Williams sisters.