A Very Short Story of Random Letters by the Totally Insane Madman There is no question that my stories are horrible, poorly written and an insult to the English language. The order I place letters in form these disgusting, almost unreadable pieces of alleged fiction. Some say a random order of letters would be far superior to the crap I write, and I totally agree with them. It is due time to grant them their wish. So, without further ado, let us begin our story of random letters Kvfjgd Ashdod flaudcj gjcdtcxc. Buiy furugf hjggkkg jfrkbfr. Knuofg chuffed jjbgg. Hvg hve shdalloh fojoplk bbbvv bbiuhb.