New Years Ravings about wrestling, language and other stupid stuff.
By your loyal idiotic moron-Madman



Happy new year to all you degenerates and perverts of this esteemed website. I
firmly believe it will be a good year unless Donald Trump vetoes it

Have you made any New Years resolutions? Mine was not to write anymore crappy
subpar stuff and less than eight hours into 2017 I am already breaking it I
might be the first moron to break a resolution this year and you should feel
honored to read about it.

Anyways, I diverge from the point of this treatise. Actually that is
impossible because there is absolutely no point to this treatise. I might as
well of just randomly strewn words together to form sentences. Those sentences
could be discussed in more detail to form cohesive paragraphs. The key word is
"cohesive " and as a certified moron, I (Madman) am totally incapable of doing
so.

I have written quite a few stories involving mixed wrestling. The problem is
that they are poorly written and very repetitive. A female, or a group of
females sadistically wrestle or dominate some poor overmatched schmoe. They
normally punish him by applying a number of punishing and painful holds and
pins.

Perhaps it would be easier and more efficient if we gave each hold a number.
There are only so many holds and the only thing that varies in Madman's
descriptions of wrestling matches is the order of the holds. For example, a
body scissors could be #1, head scissors #2, full nelson #3 and so forth. #1
#3 would then be a body scissors, full nelson combination hold. Then an entire
match could be explained merely by stringing together the numbers of the holds
the female employs on her hapless victim. This way, you get a complete
understanding of what occurred in the match without having to put up with
Madman's overblown and poorly written descriptions of the matches.

The biggest problem facing Madman as a writer is not his lack of knowledge
about wrestling, but rather his complete lack of competency in his usage of
the English language Billy Shakespeare, Chuck Dickens and Big Eddie Poe were
all pretty good at it, yet Madman sucks at it. Why is that? Let's take a look
at what makes Madman to be perhaps the worst writer in the history of the
English language.

Want to know how bad things have become? Madman's most renowned character is
Melissa. She recently emailed Diana and begged her to find a better writer for
her stories. She justifiably felt that her stature as a fictional character
was badly marred by the lack of quality in her stories. The time has come to
examine the specific problems with the language that confuse the moron and
render his stories practically unreadable

He has, at his disposal, all the letters that the previously mentioned
literary masters had and, thus, the ability to use the same words. The problem
is that Madman lacks the knowledge and intelligence to use them properly. Many
words in our language have multiple meanings and he gets easily confused by
this.

For example, take the word "submission." This could involve a losing wrestler
admitting defeat to the woman who defeated him. It could also signify a large
order of long sandwiches that a deli must fill quickly. A navy admiral might
take it as a strategy for underwater war ships. Most people could easily
determine the proper meaning from the context that the word is used. But
Madman is likely to have a bunch of sandwiches bouncing around in the middle
of a wrestling match because he is incapable of knowing which meaning of the
word is appropriate for the prevailing situation.

Merely reversing the order of two words can often change or confuse the
meaning. Take for example the simple two word expression "fuck you" as
compared to " you fuck." Most of the time fucking is a mutually desired
activity, so the meaning would be the same. Both you and your partner are
fucking. You might as well say "we fuck." If you said "fuck us," that would
involve some sort of group sex involving three or more people.

If you and I went to a gym, you would work out. But if you were more serious
about it than me, you would not only work out, but you would out work me.
Another case of word reversal altering the meaning. This is fucking awesome!

If a boy pinned a girl, it is highly unlikely that they were wrestling.
Obviously, if they were wrestling , she would be pinning him. So it must mean
that he gave her a cheap tawdry piece of jewelry in the hope that she would
fuck him and only him.

I leave you with one more question to ponder. We recently experienced the
annual event of a new year. At what point does it stop being a new year and
become merely the current year? Jan 2 or 3? Maybe it lasts the whole month
infill February 1. Who knows and perhaps more cogently, who cares?