Melissa Speaks out With Advice for Fictional Wrestlers by Madman the Magnificent Moron. Melissa here with advice for other fictional wrestlers. I feel well qualified to offer advice as I am the best fictional wrestler on this website and on the entire internet. I have loads of experience, plus a purple belt in bjj and quite a bit of kick boxing experience. I am very strong and athletic, plus I absolutely love beating the shit out of some guy. However, before I get started, that idiot Madman wants to do another of his rants. He thinks he is perceptive and lugubrious, but he is really just a moron. I'm a wrestler, not a writer, yet I can use a word like lugubrious that Madman probably doesn't even understand. When he is done with his nonsense, I will return with my advice Yo people, this is Madman back again. I want to talk about flaws in the American bill of rights. Then Melissa will be back. I'm sure, that like always, she will merely brag about beating up some overmatched schmoe. Today's topic involves the American bill of rights. I chose this topic to evaluate as I am basically limiting to discussing Britain and the United States. England has gone too far down to be worth my efforts. The last great leader they had was Winston Churchill. He was one of the greatest politicians of all time. Since then, the quality of their leaders has drastically lessened. Now, all they can do is basically suck the dick of the American president. Tony Blair was excellent at that This, by the way,is why Don Trump beat Hillary in the presidential election. Hillary has no dick to suck. She did have a strap on dildo, but her husband, Bill, took it to play with his personal assistants and assorted hookers. Even the quality of British music has gone to shit. The nation that proudly presented The Beatles, The Who and Black Sabbath now offers One Direction. That's like going from Bach to a wino barfing in an alley. The bill of rights deals with the rights of Americans to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The second amendment grants Americans the right to bear arms. This makes no sense at all. Everybody knows that bears have four legs and no arms. This really refers to a combination of the right to happiness mixed in with the crap about women's rights. Obviously, "bear" is misspelled and should be "bare." Strict religions such as Hassidic Jews , Catholic nuns, many Muslims, Puritans, Amish and other religious groups, sects and organizations require women to cover their arms. When temperature can exceed100 degrees Fahrenheit or whatever the fuck that is Celsius, they will be quite uncomfortable and unhappy. Men, however, can wear short sleeve or even sleeveless shirts. It wasn't until women's liberation shit came into vogue, that this issue was dealt with. Now, my dissertation on the bill of rights is completed. I hope you found it interesting and informative. I will now turn this writing over to Melissa. I hope she says something constructive but I imagine it will be her usual posturing and gloating. Just because she can wrestle does not mean she has to be such a sadistic bitch. Melissa back again. I'm glad Madman's stupid rant is over. He thinks he is clever and humorous, but he just comes off like a total moron who is both incoherent and somewhat autistic. The one thing he is right about us when he called me a sadistic bitch. That's exactly what I am and I am proud of it. There is nothing better than looking into the face of a totally defeated victim, calmly informing him that I am just getting started and then making him suffer as much as possible. I will use any tactic to inflict pain on him. I want to totally dominate him physically, mentally and sometimes sexually. This is what I recommend all fictional female wrestlers to do for a couple of reasons. First of all, it's fun. I have worked hard to increase my strength and become skilled in multiple fighting techniques. The opportunity to reap the rewards of that work is fabulous I know, in advance, that I can easily beat my victim, so the only challenge is to see how much pain I can inflict on him For you novice fictional wrestlers, pick your opponent carefully. When I first started, I picked on only the smallest, weakest and wimpiest boys in high school. Now I can easily handle just about any guy. So start slowly, and only wrestle with a guy you know you can easily beat. As you gain experience, you will be able to take on stronger tougher guys. Most fictional wrestlers use primarily scissors, head locks and schoolgirl pins. While those are all valid techniques, you need to learn as many ways to hurt your victim as possible. Remember who these stories are written for. These are not intellectuals trying to decide whether to read this or a Shakespeare play. Our readers are total morons, indigents, and social outcasts. They have twisted minds and many are also sadists who like to deliver punishment. Some are masochists that like to receive it and some are voyeurs that just want to watch it. All of them are perverts and social misanthropes. They have totally lost touch with reality and just want to masturbate while dreaming about women like me. Those that are impotent, and many of them are,fantasize about masturbating to their dreams about me. That's really quite ironic as I never let a guy enjoy a sexual climax. The most brutal I have ever been with a guy was with a jerk named Zack. I had beaten him up many times, but this time I set out to be as brutal as possible. I was hoping to entice a better writer to use me as their protagonist, but unfortunately that didn't happen. However, I had a great time really putting it to him. There are two main approaches to wrestling a guy and all you other fictional wrestlers should experiment with both. The first is to methodically work over every part of his body from head to toe. His entire body should be stiff and sore for a week The other, and probably, the cruelest and most fun technique is to concentrate on one part of his body. Usually that part is an arm or a leg. Arms are easier to punish, so I recommend you start with that. A basic armbar is an excrutiating hold and garners an immediate submission in mixed martial arts fights. Of course, we don't accept submissions and you should keep him trapped in this beautiful hold Armbars can easily cause dislocated shoulders or broken arms. If this happens to your victim, that doesn't mean you have to release the hold. Continuing to work over an injured body part is extremely painful for him and extremely pleasurable for us. Incapacitating a leg is even more painful and a totally worse experience for your victim. Because the bones, ligaments, tendons and muscles are bigger on legs than in arms, there is more to hurt and, hopefully, injure. A guy can function pretty well with the use of only one arm. Some tasks may be a bit more difficult,but he can do most things in his routine one handed Legs are another story. Only one functional leg is useless as it requires both legs to walk. Also legs are slower to heal so that is why last time I concentrated on his left knee I recommend starting every fight or match by winding your opponent. You can choke him or give him a hard blow to his stomach with a fist, knee or foot. Then, while he is struggling for breath, it is easy to apply any painful hold you choose. This is how I started that match. When he was helpless, I concentrated solely on his left leg with good knee bars and other holds. He was literally screaming in agony and I responded by smiling down at him while continuing to jerk his knee. By the time I was done, I had torn every ligament and tendon in his knee and shattered his patella. I've never had that much fun wrestling a guy and watching him writhing in pain was spectacular. I'll never forget it and I was so proud of myself for causing it. This is the type of result all fictional wrestlers should endeavor to achieve Zack was hospitalized and they had to perform knee replacement surgery. The surgeon had replaced knees on pro football players and he said that this was the most damaged knee he had ever seen. Naturally, they asked Zack how it happened. Zack was smart enough to know not to rat on me. He told them that he fell. The doctors knew a fall couldn't cause that extensive of damage, but he refused to tell the truth. Zack knew that if he fingered me that my sister Shannon or some of my friends would take revenge on his family. Somebody would be severely beaten. It could be his little brother, either parent or even his grandmother. I had successfully intimidated the jerk into keeping his mouth shut. My original plan was to attack him as soon as he got out of the hospital and destroy his new knee,but then I thought about it. Zack was facing an arduous rehab of six to eight months. It would be both painful and frustrating. I certainly wasn't about to deny him experience. It was nice to know that he had to go through all of it solely because of me. When I am certain that his rehab is complete and that his new knee is functioning as well as it can, then and only then, will I destroy it again. I could easily do this in about two minutes, but that wouldn't be much fun. I'm going to take my time and make him suffer for at least an hour before tearing that knee apart again.. I will do this every time he gets his knee repaired. If it becomes unreparable and he is permanently crippled and unable to walk, I will merely banish him to cyber purgatory and find a new victim. There are even more male victims in cyber world than female wrestlers. It is also important to break them down mentally and destroy their spirit. Trash talking and taunting are required. Not only does this humiliate your victim, it also helps your writer. In the case of Madman, he needs all the help he can get. Constantly tell him was a jerk and a wimp he is and how much you enjoy hurting him It's also fun to build his hopes up just so you can tear them back down. Promise to release your hold if he says something humiliating, such as admitting what a wimp he is, but actually maintain your hold and increase the pressure. Or release the hold, but immediately reapply it or another even more painful hold. Feel free to laugh at him and let him know how much you are enjoying yourself. Adding frustration to his pain enhances your enjoyment so I definitely recommend it Now we've beaten him physically and mentally. Sometimes it's fun to torture him sexually as well. I make him satisfy me and seldom allow him to cum. If I do, I make sure it is painful for him so he gets no enjoyment what so ever out of his climax. I usually lock my powerful legs around his head and demand that he perform cunnilingus on me. Every now and then, I will squeeze my legs and crush his head. Sometimes I will snap my legs to the side to sharply and violently torque his neck. It's really a lot of fun. I'm not sure if I enjoy the cunnilingus more or the pain he is forced to accept. My his pain is my gain philosophy is clearly illustrated by this cruel and rough approach. Another way to have fun is to get some other girls and gang up on him. It's awesome to have a group of girls, each who could easily beat him by them self work together to maximize his pain. It also enables other cyber wrestlers the opportunity to punish a guy. They enjoy it and I enjoy the ways a group of us can create an amazing amount of pain for Zack or any victim to endure. One time myself and five other girls decided to gang up on Zack. There was no reason for it except that we wanted to go it. My friends and I always do what we want and if it involves hurting or injuring some guy so be it. Our enjoyment I all that matters. I couldn't care less what our victim, Madman or any of our readers think or want me to do. Fuck all of you, I'm in this purely for my sadistic pleasure. The first time the six of us ganged up on zack, we each applied a tough hold simultaneously. One of us would scissor his head and another would crush his abdomen with a body scissors. The other four would each apply a painful jointlock on an arm or a leg. Zack had to endure this double scissors and having both his arms and both his legs being attacked. He could not even move and he was in tremendous pain. Every ten minutes, we rotated our position and we did so six times. That way each of us got to work on all six seconds and Zack was forced to accept a full hour of wrestling torture. We didn't all use the same hold when it was our turn to attack a body part. Some girls used a straight legged head scissors,but I used a figure four. My solid calf was under his jaw as I crushed his head and I could sit up and watch his reddened face grimace in pain. He couldn't even open his mouth to beg for mercy or scream in agony. His arms were subjected to a variety of excrutiating pint looks some girls used armbars or wrist locks. I rolled him over to his side and trapped his arm in a good kamura that put extreme pressure on his shoulder. Just to give him even more pain, I also jammed my knee into his back. There was no let up for Zack except for the few seconds that it took for us to rotate position to apply a new set of holds. While moving to where we needed to be to apply her next hold, one of us would stomp his belly or kick him in the balls. Before his pain from that kick would subside, he would be trapped in our new set of holds. Each girl studied the hold of the girl she would next replace and tried to figure out what hold would be even more painful. The best thing the six of us ever did was to force Zack to suffer in a marathon wrestling match. Each girl would wrestle him for one hour, using her favorite holds and inflicting as much pain on the jerk as possible. After the hour expired the next girl got an hour to punish our totally beaten victim. We each took four turns. Five hours off between turns enabled us to eat, rest, watch television or do anything we wanted to Sometimes, the first girl would be in no hurry to leave and Zack would get double.teamed for a few minutes the departing girl would almost always stomp he prone victim in the belly, neck or balls as she left the mat. So Zack's beating lasted for 24 straight hours, an entire day He passed out several times due to exhaustion or an inability to accept any more punishment When that happened, we merely splattered cold water on his face and slapped his cheek to revive him. Then we used some smelling salt under his nose and just kept on beating him. Periodically, we made him take caffeine pills to keep awake. We needed him conscious to feel all the pain we so gleefully inflicted on him. I don't think I ever had so much fun in one day. Another thing new fictional wrestlers need to do is to make sure they are inflicting the maximum amount of pain at all times. Often, a novice girl is unaware of how to ramp up the punishment and get the best result from her hold. All girls use scissor holds a lot and that is fine. Legs are the strongest part of our body, so crushing our victim's head or body between them is an easy way to punish him. But, what about our arms? Use them to augment the hold. Perhaps you could add a nice hammerlock to your scissors or squeeze his balls. Or you might just throw punches into whatever part of hi body is exposed. Jabbing stiffened fingers into his throat or Adam's apple is also a lot of fun. Be creative and do whatever you want as long as it adds to his suffering. If your hands are occupied applying a good armlock, you should still be able to find a way to use your legs. Maybe you can jam your knee into his groin or his ribs. Maybe you can jam your hard shin across your victim's neck. Creating this extra pain make it more fun for you as the more your jerk suffers, the more you will enjoy it. That should give you the basics on how to wrestle with your cyber victim. If any of you girls have any questions or suggestions please let me know. The only thing better than talking about beating up some guy is actually doing it. I don't know what kind of relationship you will have with your writer. I don't get along well at all with Madman because he is nowhere near a good enough writer to describe my matches. I have a few suggestions you could tell your writer about so that the story quality will increase. Like it or not, we are in a symbiotic relationship with our writer and must try to make it work. If you are lucky enough to get a skilled writer, he may not need much help beyond giving him a good brutal match to write about. If you are suck with an idiot writer, like I am, you still have to make the best out of it. The following are tips that should enable him to write a better story The number one mistake writers make is using too many adjectives and not enough adverbs. They love making a big deal about describing our appearance in the beginning of the story. All fictional wrestler are strong and beautiful. We all have powerful shapely legs. No one wants to read about a skinny homely wrestler, so most of us share a lot of physical characteristics. Stil, our writers feel the need to rate every redundant detail Far more important is how we are hurting our victims with wrestling holds or strikes. Obviously, it is our movement, our action that creates the pain for them. These movements and actions can be elaborated upon only by the use of adverbs. For example, we have a head scissors well applied. How are we pressuring our hold? How is our victim reacting to it? These questions and others can only be answered by the use of adverbs Hopefully this advice will help future fictional wrestlers. Remember, merely winning a mixed match is pointless. We need to inflict as much pain on our victim for as long of a story our writer is willing to write. I'm sure you will love it as much as I do. Hope you get a good writer and have fun Sincerely, Melissa This is Madman again. That bitch went further than I thought she would. She's not just a wrestler,she's a psychopath, a felon. I wouldn't be surprised if she killed some guy When Melissa came down from cyberspace eleven years ago, she was an interesting and good protagonist. She would wrestle the wimpy nerds in her high school and take their lunch money. She was the classic bully and combined with her friends from the "girls wrestling club," ruled the school. The stories sounded reasonably realistic and although she was rough on her victims, none of them suffered a major injury. She even protected them when bullies from a rival school attacked them. Then she went to college on an athletic scholorship and lived in a house with other female athletes. She enticed a boy name Zack to come to that house and wrestle her. The boy had no idea that her concept of wrestling was to torture her opponent and refuse to stop even after he submitted. She coerced him into moving into their house and becoming their slave. Not only did he have to do all the cooking and housework, but he was subjected to frequent brutal beatings. These beating became continuously more brutal as her goal changed from hurting Zack to deliberately injuring him. Tearing his knee apart was deliberate and that is obvious from the way Melissa arrogantly described it. I would not be surprised if she actually killed him soon. Her stories are told by her. I am merely her scribe putting her stories into print so others may follow them I am afraid to refuse doing so as I fear what Melissa might do to me. I understand she is a fictional character and that I am a real person. But, in my youth, I tripped on LSD several times and it kind of messed up my mind I have trouble distinguishing what is real and what is not. This confusion keeps me in constant fear of Melissa. She has made it clear that she doesn't like my writing and I fear she could turn on me at any time. I would have no chance against her and she would probably beat the hell out of me and injure me. Obviously, I don't want to get hurt and I have no idea how I could explain my condition to my wife. Actually, I think Melissa is full of shit. Eleven years ago, she was a 16 year old high school student. Now she is still a college student. She doesn't tell us how she can afford it because her scholarship was good for only four years and it was only a partial one. How can she go through that many years of schooling and not either get a college degree or flunk out. What does she plan to do to support herself. I'm not going to use her a a protagonist forever and no other writer is stupid enough to write about her. I will probably be dead I twenty years when she is only 47. What will she do then? She is unprepared for any job. She couldn't even use her wrestling skill to become a session wrestler. Session wrestlers adapt a wrestling style that will please her paying client. She wants him to enjoy it so he will hire her again. Melissa doesn't give a shit about her opponent/victim. She will inflict excrutiating pain on him and probably injure him. Not many schmoes are looking for that type of session. Actually, we know nothing about Melissa other than her exploits in beating up boys. She can't wrestle 24 hours every day, so what else does she do? What's her favorite television show, what does she like to eat. What does she do the 99% of the time she isn't wrestling It's hard to take strictly one dimensional character seriously whether she is real or fictional. If she wants better stories written about her, then she needs to provide me with more information. Otherwise it is garbage in, garbage out. That about sums it up from my viewpoint. I have written stories that weren't about Melissa. There is "The Private Wrestling Club" and "The Newlyweds " series. Maybe I'll expand upon them it write something totally different. But, I still can't get Melissa off my mind. I love her and I hate her. I admire her and I fear her. Until I can figure out how I really feel about her, I have no idea what to do with her. Maybe after I masturbate, I'll be able to figure it out. Madman PS The opinions expressed in this story belong to Madman alone. They do not reflect the opinions is Diana, Don Trump or anyone with any sanity of all. Any similarities with other characters, either real or fictional is purely coincidental.