A Crappy Science Fiction Story 
by The Totally Deluded Madman



When I was a mere boy, many years ago, there was no internet with sites like
this one, or any type of websites at all. Many of us use the Internet for a
type of escape from our rather ordinary lives, as well as a type of
entertainment. Even television was not very good. There was no cable so all we
had was three basic channels with no porn or fetish oriented programs.

One way, I escaped reality was reading science fiction books. Authors such as
Ray Bradbury, Robert Heinlen, Philip K Dick were among many sci-fi writers
that I read. There books were entertaining and made me think. Nowadays,
reading is almost a loss art due to our increasing reliance on high tech
machines such as cable tv or the Internet. Since most of these books were very
well written, I thought I could balance it out by writing a shitty science
fiction story. I couldn't write a story that would be even close to as good as
these master writers, but I feel pretty sure that I can write the worst
science fiction story of all time. This is not only restricted to the English
language, but also in any language ever used for written communication in the
history of our planet

To understand this story, you must be aware of the tremendous impact and
effect on mankind resulted from Kelly jamming a golf ball up Zack's butt. This
is illustrated in several shitty Madman stories such as "It Happens Every
Spring" and "From the Game Show." Now for some of the science fiction crap.
Imagine it is a couple hundred years in the future and man has established
self sufficient colonies on our neighboring planet of Mars. Shortly
thereafter, all communication to Mars was discontinued due to a glitch in
technology, so the Martian society and culture developed on its own, with no
guidance from Earth.

The Martians developed a society with a lifestyle and customs similar to earth
bgb. That stood for before golf ball, since Kelly's act with the golf ball had
obtained such great importance that it was now a major influence on all major
religions on earth. When a boy turned thirteen he had a bar mitzvah and a girl
had a bat mitzvah. They would mumble a bunch of prayers in Hebrew and the
rabbi would shove a golf ball up their ass. Muslims did it daily, always
facing east. Agnostics and atheists did not believe in God, but they still had
golf balls jammed up their asses anyways.

Religion has a long history on earth. The Greek and Roman religions were
complicated and unwieldy. They had many Gods, so people had to figure out
which God to pray to depending on what they sought. Judaism is generally
attributed to be the first religion to have only one God. This made religion
must easier as its followers did not have to make any choices, they would pray
to the same God for any and all reasons. Most of the religions that came later
also had only one God, except for Christianity that muddled the situation by
adding a son and some vague concept called the Holy Ghost.

When it came to paying homage to their God. each religion did it slightly
differently. Each combined their original religious rites with shoving a golf
ball up someone's ass. Christians were among the most brutal as they shoved in
the golfball up the baby's ass when it was consecrated. Jews waited till the
child turned thirteen years old.

At this point, we have the setting for a shitty story, but it does sound like
science fiction. No actual story has been told. There are no characters, no
plot, no anything except a vague description of the setting. There is a reason
for this. I'm going to state that reason in the first sentence of the next
paragraph so you will be sure to read it. This is because the stuff at the end
of a long paragraph is less likely to be read and understood than at the
beginning of one.

The reason is that I have absolutely no fucking idea of what happens in this
story. I have developed a bad case of writers block. Yes, even shitty writers
can have this problem. That is seldom mentioned because nobody cares about
shitty writers, they probably weren't going to read it anyways. Keep following
this delightful website and you will see when the story is posted. Until then,
will see you later and nba

IHowever lousy my works may be, I still have enthusiasm for writing stories.
If and when I break through this writers block, I will think of characters and
a plot to make what I started into a complete story. Then I will submit it to
Diana and you can read it if you want. It might actually be a blessing in
disguise. You don't have to read more of this crap now. You can decide whether
to read the complete story if, and when it is ready. If you choose to read it
it's no big deal. If you choose not to read it, at least you would be releaved
of the arduous tasks of reading this shit.