The History of Session Wrestling   
By Madman



Before writing this essay, I urge all readers to visit my Madman's author's
bookshelf whether or not you want to read any of my other works. The header
features an illustrated version of one of my stories by Lhart. His work is of
extremely high quality and the most wankable artwork since Eric Stanton. Check
out his website; there is a lot of free stuff and an incredible amount of
material on their pay site

As you probably know, session wrestling involves a woman wrestling her client
for a fee. Most people think prostitution is the world's oldest profession,
but they are wrong. Session wrestling is, in fact, the oldest profession. .
.The first session wrestler was Eve in the Garden of Eden. However, her only
client, Adam, was a no show. He complained of a rib injury. The first
successful session was Helen of Troy. She entertained soldiers in a special
room in the Trojan Horse. She was one of the few session providers that
offered full service, so they named a rubber after the horse. . .Perhaps the
most successful session wrestler of all time was cleopatra. In Julius Caesar
and Marc Anthony, she had two of the richest and powerful men in the world.
Being that Egypt is comprised of mostly desert, she is credited with
developing the camel clutch submission hold.

.Joan of arc both rewarded and punished her soldiers by varying how badly she
beat them. Mati Hari would refuse to release her painful holds until her high
profile clients revealed the secrets she sought. . .American presidents have
not been immune to session wrestling. Dolly Madison made her diminutive
husband ,James feed her snack cakes as a penalty for losing the match.
Michelle Obama's muscular arms helped her humiliate her husband more than
Putin ever could. . .Aunt Jemina forced both uncle Ben and famous Otis to
share the profits from their food to pay her for sessions. The Barbie doll
totally emasculated Ken with her long legs. Miss Piggy almost made Kermit the
Frog croak. . .Nowadays it is easy to make arrangements for wrestling sessions
due to the Internet. It used to be much more difficult. Pocohantas used smoke
signals to communicate with her client, John Smith. Of course she finished him
off with a devastating Indian death lock. . .No one can predict the future of
session wrestling. However, due to the number of women training on bjj and
other martial arts I think that it is quite bright. We schmoes should be in
for a lot of fun and/or a lot of fun.