Cartoon Characters and Nursery Rhyme Characters Brawl Part 2 by Madman the Magnificent Moron Being that this story is entitled "Part 2," it should be obvious to an educated reader that there is, indeed, a "Part 1" to this story. Those that have read the first part need no introduction to this part as they know what has occurred and what situation currently exists. Those of you that read "Part 1" and wisely choose not to read "Part 2," make no difference as you are not reading this anyways. So, fuck you guys! I recommend that those of you reading this part to go back and read the first part so you will understand what is happening. For those of you reading this part, without having read the first part, I will briefly summarize it. Wrestling matches took place in a prostyle wrestling ring between cartoon characters and fairy tale characters. Combatants entered and exited the ring without reason or fanfare and for no specific reason. The match ended when Mr Monopoly, the guy on the monopoly game box called for the money for taxes and ring rental and nobody had it. So , he repossessed the ring, thus ending the match. Apparantly, this would be the end of our little saga. Diana the Valkyrie was asked to pay the debt, but she refused to do so. It makes sense, Diana is a shrewd business woman. Stories are free to everyone, no paid membership is required to read them. So, she had absolutely nothing to gain by advancing and funding a ridiculous concept for a subpar story. But fortunately, someone else stepped up to save the day. Mr Magoo, the kindly old nearsighted gentleman is a big fan of wrestling. Although not a wrestler himself, he loves to watch the matches; in fact he always sits in the front row so he can see them. He is also a very rich cartoon character, almost as wealthy as Richie Rich. So, he generously paid all the back taxes and rental fees. In fact. he even bought all new turnbuckles for the ring which he hopes to rent out to other writers who need wrestling rings renovated. So now, without further ado, we shall continue this transcendent tale of our cartoon and nursery rhyme characters. Before continuing to read this story, I suggest you get something to eat and masturbate. This story will not furfill you need for hunger for food or sexual satisfaction. I recommend you turn off the device you are using to read this story to save energy. You can always turn it on again after you've eaten and jacked off. Now that all the preliminary crap is done, it is time to start the actual story. Little Red Riding Hood had her basket for her grandmother, but she got lost and just happened to wonder into our ring. Yogi Bear, seeing an opportunity to snatch a picnic basket, rushed into the ring and easily overpowered the little girl and grabbed the basket of food. A transvestite wolf, dressed like an old woman, seemed to be familiar with the girl, but Yogi was quicker and was able to beat him to confiscate the basket. The wolf considered fighting Yogi for possession of it, but didn't think he could overcome the size and strength of a bear. But then the wolf got an ally. The more ferocious wolf that had previously attacked the three little pigs. The two wolves were confident they could beat Yogi and they weren't concerned about the possibility of little BooBoo trying to help his friend. They went at Yogi with a vengeance and were really hurting him badly. Seeing a fellow bear in trouble, Smoky the Bear went into the ring to rescue Yogi. He ran around growling and even bit one wolf and swatted the other. Howling in pain, both wolves jumped out of the ring. One of them even scratched a new turnbuckle with his claws as he leaped in desperation to escape the Bears. Boo Boo was watching and paying total attention to the proceedings in the ring. He might not of been very big or strong, but like his friend Yogi, he was smarter than the average bear. He borrowed some matches from another cartoon character and set one of the old turnbuckles on fire. His strategy worked. Smoky rushed out of the ring to put out the fire, leaving the picnic basket in the ring to be taken by Yogi and Boo Boo. Little Red Riding Hood was pissed off that the bears had stolen her grandmother's meal, but there was nothing that she could do about it. So she left the arena to go to Kentucky Fried Chicken to get the old lady another meal. The evil duo of Boris Badinoff and Natasha entered the ring and Boris issued an open challenge to fight with any other mixed gender tag team. Hansel and Gretel accepted the challenge and climbed through the ropes to face their opponents. What followed was an exercise in extreme brutality. The two villains worked over the teenagers mercilessly. They concentrated primarily on Hansel as he was the weaker of their two overmatched opponents. Even Mr Magoo was shocked, and if his vision was better and he could see the pain on Hansel's face, he would have been appalled. Boris had Hansel's hands trapped behind his Bach while Natasha used her long legs to repeatedly kick him in the stomach. Jack and Jill had seen enough and came into the ring to save Hansel and Gretel Although no older, they were in peak condition from climbing up so many hills. They brought the pail of water that they had just fetched. The teenagers poured the pail of water on Natasha's head, soaking her long black hair. The vain woman ran out of the ring in tears as she was embarrassed to be seen without her hair perfectly in place. Then Jill, being stronger than Jack slammed the pail down on Boris's head, knocking the diminutive villain unconscious. Jack and Jill had to leave the ring because the canvas was soaking wet. It was slippery and would be dangerous for any competitors to fight on, so Mr Magoo said they would have to stop until the ring dried out. I felt that I was due a break from writing as this story is fairly long already. Fortunately, Beavis and Butthead gave me some weed and the Keebler elf gave me some cookies in case I got the munchies. I'm glad I got those cookies because I got the munchies bigtime. The weed was excellent, I can hardly think straight or write properly. So please excuse me if there are some typos or misspellings in the next part of this story. The ring had drried out so we all wented back to start again their was a breef pause while they tried to deside who wuld start. I'm to fucked up to rite I need too stop till I cum down. About an hour has passed, and by drinking a lot of coffee, I'm okay now. So our little story can continue. Please try and control your glee so you can enjoy the rest of this story. A gang war was about to break out in our ring. The munchkins from Willy Wonka's candy factory climbed onto the ring. The seven drawves entered to take them on. What followed was total violence as both teams furiously faught for dominance. The drawves had the advantage of having the shovels that they used for working in the mines. Swinging them with reckless abandon, they incapacitated their opponents one by one. When the battle was over, Doc took pity on one of the munchkins that could not leave the ring due to a knee injury he had just gotten. His coworkers stayed to watch. The procedure was cut short by the imergence of Ursala, the evil octopus from The Little Mermaid. She grabbed each drawf tightly with a tentacle and squeezed, applying seven body scissors at the same time. With her eight tentacle she spanked each drawf several times. Finally the villianess octopus threw Sleepy completely out of the ring. Sleepy flew into Mr Magoo's face knocking off his glasses. Mr Magoo picked them up, but the lenses had been shattered. Without his glass as, the kindly old man could not see the action in the ring, even from the front row. He wanted to speak to everybody on the arena from the ring, but could not see well enough to do so. Lady from Lady and the Tramp was nice enough to act as s guide dog and she helped Mr Magoo to get inside the ring. Once inside, the old man addressed all those present in the arena. "I can't see the action," he said. "Being that I sponsored these fights, it is only fair that I be allowed to see them. Since I can't see at all without my glasses, I regrettably have to call an end to these fights until I get a new pair of glasses." The kindly old man did not appear happy about ending the event, but he did finish with some encouraging words. "I'd like to thank everyone for participating, you all did a fine job. And kudos to Madman as well. For being a total moron and a substandard writer, he wrote a pretty good story.