An Idiotic Analysis of the Horrendously Bad Stories of the Moronic Madman 
by Madman the Magnificent Moron



There are many fine writers that contribute quality fictional stories to this
fine website. One writer that is definitely not among them is Madman the
Magnificent Moron. Although he has glutted up this site with quite a few of
his so called stories, his writings are a total waste of your time reading
them and of cyberspace in general.

. .Early in his writing for this site, Madman wrote stories primarily dealing
with females wrestling and dominating males. While they vaguely fit in with
the themes of this site, they were hackneyed, repetitive and somewhat boring.
A dominant female would brutally destroy some guy using primarily wrestling
tactics. It could be a man and his wife, a brother and sister or classmates,
but the plots are all pretty much the same. The female runs through a sequence
of painful holds and pins, refuses to accept her victim's submission and
verbally taunts and trash talks him while doing so. This theme, with only
minor variations, is repeated so frequently that the stories become boring and
predictable. . . . .Madman had reached a new level of stupidity and moronic
writing with his most recent series, Melissa the College Years. First of all
there are frequent and meaningless references to the old television show,
Saved by the Bell the College Years. Naming the characters Zack, Kelly,
Jessie, Lisa and Mr Belding is not clever, but rather it is stupid and an
insult to American sitcom television. Why not choose Gilligan's Island and
have Ginger and Mary Ann work over Gilligan. Or June Cleaver beating the hell
out of Ward with Wally and the Beaver being forced to watch. Those are just a
couple of the many better options , he could have chosen, all of which are
better choices than The College Years.

. .In most of these stories, there is a not so subtle shift from Melissa as
the main character in devising cruel tortures for their slave houseboy, Zack.
She usually employs devices to help her to punish him. Their gym equipment,
consisting of a treadmill, a weight bench with barbells and dumbells is often
used either for tying Zack up or as actual impliments of torture. In addition,
she also uses Brillo pads, sandpaper rubbers lined with shards of ground glass
and weird glass tubes with tacks on the inside. . . . .Without a doubt, the
most idiotic prop Kelly used to punish Zack was a golf ball in the story
entitled One Fine Morning. She literally raped him, committed sodomy by
cramming the ball up his ass. A golf ball! I repeat-a golf ball! What's next?
A football? A basketball? How about a bowling ball? Madman has absolutely
taken the fine art of writing to a new low. The greatest writer of all time is
often considered to be William Shakespeare. Could you imagine Juliet shoving a
golf ball up Romeo's ass. How about Hamlet's soliloquy, "To shove a golf ball
up my ass or not to shove. "

. .Tiger Woods is on the 18th hole green at the Masters tournament in Augusta,
Georgia. If he sinks a twelve foot put, he wins the tournament and gains the
green jacket one more time. But wait!! He is shoving the golf ball up his
caddy's ass. Tiger loses the tournament. . . . .Donald Trump is debating
Hillary Clinton for the office of president of the United States of America.
He is asked about illegal aliens entering the country. " I'll show you what
happens when these foreigners invade our country," he responds while shoving a
golfball up Hillary Clinton's ass Rocky Balboa yells "Adrianne," while shoving
a golf ball up his wife's butt. . . . .Perhaps World War II could have been
avoided if Winston Churchill had shoved a golf ball up Hitler's butt. Perhaps
Muslim terrorism could be ended if we shoved golf balls up their butts instead
of water boarding. Golf balls could hold the key for world peace. Even the
world of animation is not exempt from potentially participating in this
peculiar procedure. Minnie Mouse could shove a golfball up Mickey's butt as
could Daisy to Donald Duck. Perhaps Natasha could jam the golfball up the
butts of both Rocky the Flying Squirrel and Bullwinkle the Moose. Olive Oyl
would not need the protection of Popeye the Sailor Man had she, herself,
shoved a golfball up the butt of the dastardly Bluto. . . . .Perhaps instead
of masturbating, Madman should rape himself by ramming a golfball up his own
ass. Perhaps that would teach him how incredably stupid the concept actually
is. Hopefully that would stop him from writing idiotic stories, and with luck,
from writing any stories at all. That would be best for this website, the
Internet and the entire universe.