Pose With The Car!
A comic script by Madison Marbury
madisonmarbury@hotmail.com


Panel 1
In Fort Lauderdale, hot figure model SANDRA is in a bikini on the set 
of her shoot bickering with Sid, the sleazy photographer.  Palm trees 
and a red Corvette in the background. 
Model: I’m a fitness model!  A serious athlete!  I demand respect! 
Sid: Yeah, yeah.  Just get your top off and pose with the car.


Panel 3
The model angrily stomps offstage and pulls a can of spinach put of her gym bag.
Sandra: Oooo… Guess I better do what the big strong photographer says!

Panel 4
She squeezes the can (her forearm pops into relief).  An inserted legend 
box points to the can top, which bursts open.  
Sandra: Get my top off. 
Legend: Getting her top off!

Panel 5
She dumps the spinach in her mouth.
Sandra: Nom nom nom… gulp!

Panel 6
She scowls and flexes a bicep the size of a bowling ball that features a 
Superman “S” with the phrase “SUPERMODEL!” emblazoned on it.
Sandra: And pose with the car!

Panel 7
The model poses on the hood of the car, smiling, seductively, as the photographer 
(Sid) leeringly snaps away.
Sid: Show me the boobs… it’s all about the boobs.
Sandra: Mmm… I love your car.
Sid: You and I think alike, baby.  Sid loves ALL the hardbody beauties.  
Sandra: Oo, it’s more than a beautiful exterior.

Panel 8
Close on the hood.  Sandra takes her fist and punches it straight through 
the hood!  THOMP!
Sid: [o.s.] WHAT THE-?!

Panel 9
Sandra has both feet planted firmly on the hood.  She punches the other fist 
through with a grunt.  THOMP!  Sid clutches his head in rage.	
Sandra:  NGH!  It’s got power that’ll blow your mind!  
Sid: MY CAR!!!

Panel 10
Close on Sandra’s face grimacing as she lifts.  Sweat pours off her.

Panel 11
Close on THE ENGINE as Sandra yanks it out of the car THROUGH THE HOOD!  YYYYONK!

Panel 12
Sandra holds the massive piece of forged steel up in one hands.  Her biceps 
strains and bulges. She’s gotten very dirty and greasy.  Sid approaches in 
shock and awe.  
Sandra: A 220 horsepower, 350 cubic inch engine that’ll get you zero to 60 
in just 6.2 seconds!
Sid: [softly] But… that’s…  s-s-six hundred pounds.   
Sandra: And that’s not all!

Panel 13
Sandra is under the car, leg pressing the front axel on her tiptoes so we can see the 
undercarriage.  CRRREAK!  Her quads and calves bulge and striate.  
Sandra: Check out this suspension!  This beauty’s ready to handle the roughest action!
Sid: [whimpering] Please put my car down?.
Sandra: And see how it does in the crash test…

Panel 14a
With a grunt, Sandra pushes her legs straight out.  The car flips off the ground.   
Sandra: DUMMY!

Panel 14b
Hits a palm tree with a KRUNCH!

Panel 15
And bounces back to the ground with a CRASH!, exploding all four tires.  

Panel 16
Sandra picks up paralyzed, babbling Sid with ease and drops him in the front seat. 
Sid: Pretty lady like car!  Pretty lady hurt car!
Sandra: But what I love most is, air bags are standard!
Sid: Pretty lady like Sid?

Panel 17
Sandra at the front of the car, grimacing as she rears back to deliver…

Panel 18
…a titanic punch to the front grill.  The car instantly compresses as if it were in a 
trash compactor.

Panel 19
The car flies backward and continues to compress.  Sid dazedly lolls as he’s forced into 
the deployed air bag.  But the air bag is also being compressed, overexpanding and close 
to bursting. 
Sid: Big boob!

Panel 20
The car rear-ends the tree.  CRASH!   The bag explodes.  THOOM!   Fabric flies everywhere.

Panel 21
Sandra flexes a wonderful bicep with one hand and uses Sid’s camera with the other.  She 
shoots a beat-up, barely conscious Sid, sprawled over the wrecked, compacted car, steering 
wheel draped around his neck.  His clothes were torn in the crash, exposing his chest.
Sandra: That’s it, Sid.  Get your top off, and pose with the car!
Sid: Wheeeee.

END