Amazon Maidens 7: Queens and Princesses By Littlesilverstar, silverstar222b@yahoo.com Bloody battles and shifting alliances as women of two nations fight for their lands Princess Katarina sat alone in her war office, placing and moving small metal figurines on a large map of the island. Even from inside the building, she could hear the faint thunder of the Amazon cannons as they pounded the city walls. With almost all of her own artillery destroyed by a squad of brilliant and ruthless Amazon infiltrators, Katarina knew that it was only a matter of time before the Amazons smashed their way into the city. Unless... "My Lady!" The door burst open and a young officer rushed in, face red with excitement. He bowed to her. "Sorry for not knocking, my Princess. But I have an important message." "What is it, Lieutenant?" "Two ships have returned to the harbor. The ship-of-the-line Frederick VI and the frigate Roslyn II are here! With all their cannons and full complements of men." Katarina's darkly tanned face broke into a smile, the first in many days. "What are we waiting for? Let's go." * * * Katarina, the Colonial Governor, and the highest-ranking officers in the city stood by the docks, watching as men hurriedly unloaded the cannons from the ships and rolled them one by one into the city. The Princess looked at the sun setting in the western sky. "Position the guns all around the city, but don't bring them up onto the walls until it gets dark. I want the operation completed before sunrise," she directed the officer in command of the unloading. "Leave twelve guns on the Frederick VI and eight on the Roslyn II. That should give us forty cannons to defend the city walls. As soon as they're all in place, open up on the enemy. We'll hit them by surprise while it's still dark." As the officer saluted and hurried off, she turned to the others. "Our cannons now outnumber theirs two to one, and we've destroyed their siege towers. But their army still outnumbers us two to one, and we should never underestimate their intelligence, especially with the Amazon Queen herself commanding the army. Meanwhile, General Norton and his men are still under siege at San Sebastian. We're still in deep shit, and we've heard nothing from Princess Jenova or Lieutenant Colonel Summers. If there's still no word by tomorrow, we'll have to send an expedition to rescue Norton." "My Lady, I would advise against dividing our forces like that," said a general. "It is a risk," said Katarina. "But with the cannons, we should be able to defend the walls for a while. We cannot let Norton and his men get captured. The Amazons have gruesome ways of executing male prisoners. Especially with that Princess Livia in command over there." * * * Katarina watched as the last cannon was hauled up to the top of the wall. She looked up at the sky. From the position of the stars, she judged that it was about four in the morning. In the distance, the Amazon cannons were still firing. There was a sudden, much louder BOOM. About fifty yards away, an Amazon cannonball scored a direct hit on three men, blowing two of them to pieces and sending the third to land painfully on the ground, screaming and minus half of his right leg. "Keep working!" Katarina ordered her men. She hurried over to the impact site of the cannonball. "Get a tourniquet on that leg and get him to the infirmary!" A sergeant shook his head as a pair of men hauled the groaning, wounded soldier away. "We've been losing five or six men each hour to those bloody cannonballs. And others are maimed like that poor sap." "Well, not for much longer," said Katarina. "All the cannons are in place." She turned to the artillery officer in command of the men on the walls. "Load and aim at the muzzle flashes. I'll give you the command to fire. We've already passed the word along. As soon as this first cannon goes off, everyone will open up with everything they've got." "Yes, my Lady." The men loaded a round metal ball into the gun and prepared a charge of gunpowder. A soldier stood ready to light the fuse. Katarina nodded. Taking a deep breath, she said in her calmest voice, "You may fire when ready, Captain." "All right! Fire at will, boys and girls! Let's see how those sexy but evil Amazon bastards like it when we shoot back!" said the captain. The cannon went off with a loud BOOM. All along the city walls, there were more shots and muzzle flashes. "Now, reload! Quickly!" The artillery duel was short but decisive. Taken by surprise and outgunned, the Amazons, despite their markswomanship, could not withstand the new Royalist firepower. The impacts of the Amazon cannonballs on the city walls quickly ceased. Cheers rang out from inside the Colonial Capital. Katarina remained calm, not joining in the shouting, but allowed herself to pump her fist in triumph when no one was looking. A scout with a spyglass gave a report at first light. "We count the wreckage of twelve enemy cannons on the field. The Amazons must have carried the others off, but our artillery now outnumbers theirs five to one. I doubt they'll try anything now." "Not conventional attacks," said Katarina. "But they always seem to have something up their sleeve. However, with our attack, we've cut down on their options. That's something. Good work, boys and girls." When the excitement had died down, Katarina went for a stroll by the docks, listening to the sound of the water lapping up against the wooden planks. It all seemed so peaceful. It was hard to believe that there was a lethal Amazon army encamped less than three miles away. Suddenly, a flash of movement on the water caught her eye. A crude, makeshift raft was making its way to shore. On it was a woman in a tattered, bloody Royalist uniform. Katarina stared. "By the gods. Summers, is that you?" "My Princess!" The female lieutenant colonel stumbled off the raft as soon as the water was shallow enough to wade in, and staggered to shore. Katarina caught her and sat her down on a rock. "What happened?" "Livia gave us less than a warm welcome. We'd worked out a signal with Jenova and we rode away when she signalled that we were in danger, but Livia was one step ahead of us. She had a force of handpicked girls waiting in ambush, and we were captured. Jenova argued on our behalf, but Livia was having none of it. Then, when the Amazons were distracted, we tried to make our escape, but the Amazons rode or shot us down one by one. I rode through the Dead Forest, all alone. Just as I saw the light of the edge of the woods, an Amazon caught up with me. I killed her with a musket ball, but not before the bitch shot an arrow at me and killed my horse instead. Her horse ran off, so I walked the rest of the way. When I got near the besieging army, I went to the shore, built a raft, and paddled my way here." She looked around. "Have any others returned?" The Princess shook her head. "You're the only one." "Damn." Summers sighed. "I was hoping..." "If any of the others are still alive, we will rescue them." Katarina quickly explained the developments that had occurred at the Colonial Capital, and described her plan to break the siege of San Sebastian. Summers immediately stood up. "If you're going, then I'm going with you." She suddenly stopped, realizing who she was talking to. "If that is your command, of course, my Princess." Katarina laughed. "It's all right. You more than anyone else have earned the right to go. And I think we're familiar enough with one another by now that you can drop all this Princess and Royal Highness stuff. Just call me Katarina. Oh, and one more thing. In light of your recent heroic service to the Crown, I hereby promote you to full colonel." Colonel Summers smiled. "Thank you, Pr...I mean Katarina." Katarina laughed again. "I guess it'll take some time to get used to it." "Yes. Although actually, you are Queen Katarina now, since your evil usurper brother has murdered your father." Katarina nodded, but said, "The Queen part will have to wait until the coronation at the Great Imperial Cathedral, as is tradition. Right now, we have more pressing matters to worry about." * * * The Amazon scouts, all slender, petite teenage girls, rode up to the female warriors' camp. In the distance, the Amazon cannons were chipping away at the walls of the fort of San Sebastian. Princess Livia looked up, an eager expression appearing on her face as she saw her scouts returning. "Report, Commander," she ordered the leader of the group. "My Princess." The girl dismounted and bowed. "We rode the enemy down and slaughtered them. All the men who rode out of the fort are dead." She motioned with her hand, and a girl stepped forward, carrying a large bag. She dumped out the contents, revealing a dozen decapitated male heads. "As for the twenty Royalist women, we killed seventeen of them and captured two. The last apparently got away." "Too bad about that," said Livia. "But I suppose there's nothing we can do about her now. Where are the prisoners?" The scout commander motioned again, and another girl stepped forward, dragging two bound young women in Royalist uniforms behind her. At that, Princess Jenova, who had been watching in the background, stepped forward. "Is that any way to treat female warriors? Tying them up and dragging them like animals?" "Quiet, little sister," growled Livia. "They are traitors to their sex, and I have no sympathy for them." She turned to one of her officers. "Keep them tied up, and don't let them escape this time!" * * * Katarina, the Governor, and her senior officers, including Colonel Summers, were having a council of war. "I'll need both ships," said the Princess. "We'll need to transport as many men as we can to San Sebastian. And by men, I mean women. Female soldiers will be lighter for the ships, and better able to match the Amazons' speed in combat. We can fit 350 women on the Frederick VI and 250 on the Roslyn II, with room for a skeleton crew of 80 male sailors to man both ships." "It is risky, my Lady," said a general. "Such a small force going up against Livia?" "True. But it is our only chance. Norton can only hold out for a few more days, and we don't have time to wait for more ships or come back for a second load of troops. I'm hoping that Jenova will help us." "Do you really think Jenova and her girls will ally with us against her own people?" asked a colonel. "There's a chance, if the army we bring is all female. But even if Jenova doesn't help us openly, if she can convince enough of the Amazons simply to sit out of the battle, then the odds will be tipped enough in our favor for a good chance of victory." "What of the Colonial Capital?" inquired the Governor. "You will be in command here while I am away. Keep double sentries on the walls during the day and triple sentries at night. Every second cannon is to be loaded with canister. If the Amazons offer a parley, send only women to meet with them, and instruct them to agree to nothing other than a simple cease-fire. And above all, do not, under any circumstances, send an army outside the walls to attack the Amazon positions." "Yes, my Lady," said the Governor. Katarina looked around the room. "We will get through this," she said in her calmest voice. "To victory." "To victory," echoed the men and women in the room. * * * The two Royalist ships approached the fort of San Sebastian at dusk. "Drop anchor here," ordered Katarina. "We'll row to shore in the small boats when it gets dark. Ladies, prepare your gear. Gentlemen, you will stay and man the ships." After the sun had disappeared beneath the western horizon, 600 female Royalist soldiers landed on the beach. In the distance, they could hear the booms of cannon shots and see the muzzle flashes lighting up the darkness. "Colonel Summers." "Yes, my Pr...I mean Katarina?" "Take four girls and head towards the Amazon camp. Try to find some of Jenova's loyal girls or Jenova herself. You've been here before, so hopefully you can recognize some friendly faces. Tell Jenova that I am here and that I call for a truce." "Yes, Katarina." Summers motioned for four young women to follow her, their figures disappearing quickly into the darkness. The Princess, although she was busy posting sentries and positioning her soldiers so that they would be ready for combat at a second's notice, couldn't stop thinking about the scouts she had sent out. Finally, about forty minutes later, Colonel Summers and her girls returned, accompanied by a slender Amazon woman with raven hair and dark brown skin. "This is Commander Allura," Summers introduced her. "She's one of Jenova's staff officers." "It is good to finally meet you, Princess Katarina," said Allura. She bowed formally. "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" "I'd like the good news first, please." "Most of the Amazon army has left. We slipped away a little at a time to make the men in the fort think we were all still here. Jenova and Livia are both gone. The Queen sent for reinforcements so she can concentrate on capturing the Colonial Capital first, and ordered both of her daughters to join her. With the capital captured, this fort cannot stand on its own. Well, I guess you have the bad news now too." "How many Amazons went to the capital and how many are still here?" "Seven thousand went to join the Queen, and there are a thousand still here. About half of them are loyal to Livia, and the rest follow Jenova." Katarina nodded. "I have six hundred female soldiers with me. With our combined forces, we can outnumber Livia's loyalists more than two to one, if you will join us." Allura frowned. "Please understand, Princess Katarina, that my heart is on your side. I have spoken with Princess Jenova about the future of the Amazons, and she has spoken highly of you and what she has learned from you. I am even willing to go so far as to order an Amazon army to fire on our own sisters in order to help you. But the Amazons would not follow such an order. Perhaps if Jenova were here, they might...but then again, perhaps not even then. Even when the army we're helping is all female. Old loyalties die hard, and most of the girls haven't had the close contact with the women of your nation that Jenova and I have had." "Our first plan was not battle, but to threaten them," said Colonel Summers. "Force them to surrender." Allura let out a small laugh. "You don't know Livia's loyalists. They don't surrender." Katarina sighed. "I understand. You've done a courageous thing by going this far." "I will offer what aid I can regarding intelligence about Livia's loyalists," said the dark-skinned Amazon. "I thank you," said the Princess. "Come on, let's get to work." * * * "All right," said Katarina. She was surrounded by Colonel Summers and her other officers, along with Allura. "Livia's loyalists are camped too far from the fort for the aid of its guns, and too far from the coast for our ships' guns to help us. We'll have to do without artillery support on this one." "We can't bring the guns off the ships?" asked a captain. Allura shook her head. "Our cannons smashed the docks into pieces long ago. Your big ships can't pull up to shore." "And the cannons are too heavy to put in the rowboats," added Katarina. "No, this will be a good old-fashioned infantry battle. Someone once said that artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl. Well, this is going to be a vulgar brawl. The good news is that the enemy won't have the use of their cannons either. We're going to make sure of that." She turned to a young officer. "That's where you come in, Lieutenant. You'll command the sniper division. On my signal, your girls will take out the artillerywomen with your long-range rifles." The young woman saluted and nodded. "We'll attack at dawn, split into three divisions. Colonel Summers, you'll command 250 girls who will attack from the seaward side. I'll take a second division of another 250 girls and circle around into the woods. We'll wait until the Amazons begin concentrating their counterattacks on the first side, then hit them from the rear." Katarina turned to another officer. "Major, you'll command the reserve of 100 girls. They'll shore up any weak points." "We have a slight advantage in numbers, but the Amazons are more than a match for us," said Katarina. "They can fire arrows faster and at a longer distance than our musket balls, and our bayonets can't match their swords in hand-to-hand combat. The element of surprise is key. We cannot let them shower us with volleys of arrows or reach us hand-to-hand in large numbers. We have to break their back with massive, sudden firepower and somehow, hopefully, get them to surrender. Everyone clear?" The women around her nodded. "I'd love to join you guys, but political considerations dictate that I have to sit this one out," said Allura. "Best of luck, though." * * * Katarina and her division of female soldiers crept as silently as they could through the dark forest. When she judged that they were in the best position possible, she raised her arm and the girls stopped. Through gaps in the trees, she could see the tents and campfires of the enemy. She took a deep breath, feeling that surge of excitement and anticipation that she always felt right before a battle. She looked over at the slowly brightening eastern sky and whispered to her troops. "In a few minutes, I'm going to signal the snipers, and they and Summers' division will attack. We'll wait here. Don't fire until I give the command. Take aim and pick your targets. Shooting blindly won't do us much good. Good luck and let's kick some ass. May the odds be *ever* in our favor." Katarina kept a close eye on the Amazon camp, watching and waiting. Finally, when she judged that it was just light enough, she made a hand signal. The lieutenant in command of the sniper division signalled in response. Two seconds later, fifteen Amazon artillerywomen's heads exploded in unison, struck by high-powered rifle bullets. At the same time, Colonel Summers and her girls fired volleys of musket balls into the camp of Livia's loyalist Amazons. The surviving Amazons, although taken completely by surprise, reacted quickly. The ones who had been asleep woke up in a flash and were ready for battle in an instant. Each of the fifteen Amazon cannons was crewed by a four-woman team. The survivors of each team did not panic, and knew exactly what to do. They began turning the cannons around, positioning them to fire into Colonel Summers' division, one girl from each team reloading as the other two maneuvered each cannon. The heavy guns took time to reposition, but the snipers' rifles took a long time to reload. A second volley headshotted another fifteen Amazons, but then the remaining survivors were ready to fire. Seeing this, the major in command of the Royalist reserves ordered a volley fired into the artillerywomen. Muskets were less accurate than rifles, however, and although several more Amazons dropped to the ground dead or wounded, half a dozen cannoneers succeeded in getting their shots off. The Amazons had thoughtfully switched from the round metal balls they had been using to batter the fort's walls to grapeshot, and Summers' girls got a nasty whiff of the grape, with a couple dozen of them brutally splattered dead, and another couple dozen with painful, bloody wounds. At the same time, Amazon arrows began impacting Summers' division. "NOW!" screamed Katarina. Her girls fired devastating volleys of musket balls into the Amazons' rear. The Princess herself, who had targeted an Amazon with a fancy headdress, smiled grimly as her musket ball exploded her target's head. Meanwhile, the combination of the snipers and the major's reserves had finished off the rest of the Amazon cannoneers before they could reload the big guns. Some Amazons managed to bring down Royalist girls with arrows or thrown knives or axes, but the outcome of the battle was never in doubt. Livia's loyalists had been taken by surprise, and had taken too many losses before the survivors realized what was happening. But to their credit, they fought like lionesses. The thought of surrender never entered their minds. Katarina, after reloading her musket, shot down another Amazon officer, bayoneted a charging swordswoman right in the throat, then threw the musket like a spear at an enemy who was about to throw a real spear at her, the bayonet impaling her right in the heart. She then drew her double-barreled pistol in her left hand and her sword in her right. Some Amazons were racing for the woods, either on foot or on horses. Volleys of musket balls were fired at them, and some of the Amazons fell to the dirt, but others escaped into the cover of the trees. The Amazons without horses did back handsprings instead of running to make themselves harder to hit. Katarina fired her pistol at a rider, sending the girl flying off her horse to land face first on the ground, stone cold dead. She used her second barrel to kill an enemy about to fire an arrow at her. Another Amazon archer took aim at Katarina. The Princess executed an aerial cartwheel, the arrow flying safely between her legs as she was upside down. Katarina continued her no-handed tumbling pass, doing a blazing fast series of whipbacks at the Amazon as she reached for another arrow. She crashed into her as she ended her tumbling run with a full twisting layout, knocking her to the dirt and sending bow and arrow flying. The Amazon pulled a knife, but Katarina kicked the weapon away, kicked her opponent in the face with her big black boot, stunning her, then finally did a back bend while holding her sword over her head, impaling the Amazon right in the heart. She elegantly stood up straight again and looked around. The area was littered with bodies, some Royalist girls, but many more Amazons. One Amazon on the ground suddenly sat up, hurling a knife right at Colonel Summers. The colonel caught it neatly with one hand and hurled it back at her assailant. The blade impacted the Amazon right in the eye. "Nice catch, Colonel," said the Princess, going over to join her second-in-command. "And nice throw." "Thanks, Katarina." Summers' bayonet was red with blood, her uniform was stained with gunpowder, and she had a small cut on her cheek, evidently from an Amazon blade. A rustle came from one of the Amazon tents. Immediately, several dozen muskets were pointed at it. "It's over!" shouted Katarina. "We won. You lost. Now just surrender." "Not so fast," came from inside the tent. Two female figures, their hands bound, were shoved outside. The frightened-looking young women wore Royalist uniforms. Colonel Summers immediately recognized them as two of the women who had set out with her on that fateful expedition that now seemed so long ago, the one that had gone so wrong. Behind them, two muscular Amazons stepped out, swords in their hands, staying behind their human shields. "We have a little insurance," said one of the Amazons. "Now let us go, or these bitches get it." "You cowards!" shouted Colonel Summers. "Scream all you want. Ain't much you can do to us now," smirked the second Amazon. "Two more of them getting away won't make a difference," said Katarina to Summers in a low voice. Looking over at the enemies, the Princess then called out loudly, "You will release them when you get to the edge of the camp." "Sure," said the first Amazon. They began making their way towards the woods, keeping their hostages shielding them. Meanwhile, the other Amazons, the ones loyal to Jenova, who had sat out of the battle, came out to watch the scene. Allura came over and stood next to Katarina and Summers. "All right, that's far enough," said Katarina. "Now let them go." "Sure, time to let them go." With that, the Amazons brutally stabbed the hostages in the back, then began doing rapid standing back handsprings towards the cover of the woods. With cries of rage, the Royalist ladies began aiming their muskets, but before they could fire, there came the whooshing sound of dozens of arrows. The Amazons loyal to Jenova had fired a volley at the two murderers. Each of them was hit with at least ten arrows and fell dead to the dirt. "We should have done that a long time ago," said Allura, lowering her bow. "My apologies for not joining you in the battle." "No apology is necessary," said Princess Katarina. "It is too much to ask one to make war upon her own people." "When they do something like this, taking honorable female warriors hostage and then murdering them in cold blood, they are not our people anymore," Allura responded. Katarina and Summers both nodded, each squeezing one of Allura's hands in affection. Then the cleanup phase began. Although General Norton and his surviving men had come charging out of the fort as soon as they realized what was happening, the battle had been so quick that by the time they got to the scene, it was over, and in fact would later enter lore as the Seven Minutes Battle, a rather small skirmish in the Amazon Wars, but an important one. Many of the men developed erections at being rescued by the sexy girls in their blue and white uniforms, the midriff ties and three-quarter length sleeves designed to show off their flat hard abs and slender but muscular forearms. "49 of our girls dead, and 73 wounded," Summers reported to Katarina. "About 75 Amazons escaped, the rest were killed." The Princess shook her head, her long black hair flying back and forth. "I wasn't expecting casualties like this. Those Amazons' reaction with getting those cannons turned on us was frighteningly fast. I doubt even our most elite soldiers could have pulled that off that quickly." The dead Royalist girls were buried with full military honors in the San Sebastian cemetery. The wounded, from the battle and from the fort, were loaded aboard the Frederick VI, which was to do duty as a hospital ship. It could take women and men back to the Colonial Capital much faster than the overland route. Katarina sent the smaller, faster ship, the Roslyn II, to hunt for other ships that had been sent out on patrol and bring them back to the capital. The dead Amazons' corpses were cremated and buried in mass graves, with the express approval of Allura and her girls. "They have lost the right to traditional, honorable Amazon burial," said Allura. That evening, Princess Katarina, General Norton, and Colonel Summers met for a council of war in a drafty stone room inside the fort of San Sebastian. They were joined by Allura and another of Jenova's officers, a young woman named Kezia. Kezia shared Allura's jet-black hair and dark brown skin, although she was shorter. There was considerable tension in the room, as Amazons still were not used to accepting males as equals. Although Allura seemed to at least be open to the idea of respecting General Norton, Kezia was not so noble. She seated herself at the opposite end of the room from the general. Allura was next to her, with Summers next to Norton and Katarina in the middle. "I have about 500 girls fit to fight," said Katarina. "Allura and Kezia have 500 Amazons, and General Norton has 2000 men healthy enough for battle. But even with these forces, plus what we have at the Colonial Capital, we still only have half as many troops as the Amazon Queen's reinforced army. And the Queen has other soldiers on this island, while this is the only army we have here. Not only that, but my evil brother the usurper could send another army against us. We cannot win through force. We must convince the Queen to agree to a truce." "You speak of our 500 Amazons as part of your side?" said Kezia angrily. "My opposition was to Livia's fanatics, not my Queen! I will never lay a hand against my Queen! And especially not with MEN at my side! Men who stayed hidden in their fort while the girls did the fighting!" "Now wait a minute," said General Norton. "We got out as fast as we could, but the battle was over by the time we..." "Must I take this backtalk from a MALE?!" cried Kezia. "What kind of Amazons are we? By the Mother Goddess, this would have been unthinkable a week ago!" "The kind with the brains, and the balls, to think outside the box," said Allura. "Let's remember, we stayed out of the fight too. We're not exactly on a high horse ourselves." Kezia pouted, but conceded the point. She grumbled, "I will still never, under any circumstances, take up arms against my Queen." "You know, if you'd actually listen to Katarina, you might realize that taking up arms against the Amazon Queen is exactly what she's trying NOT to do," Colonel Summers spoke up. Kezia looked like she was about to make an angry retort, but a sharp look from Allura caused her to keep her flap shut. Meanwhile, Katarina gave Summers a look that politely indicated that she should tone down the sassiness just a tad. "If we can get back to business, please, ladies and gentleman," said Katarina. "Now, Allura and Kezia, you know the Queen well. In a conflict between Jenova and Livia, whose side would she be more likely to take? Which of her daughters' personalities is the Queen's most like?" "Neither," said Kezia, at the same time that Allura said, "Both." That reduced the tension somewhat, as everyone in the room giggled. "She's like Jenova in that she thinks outside the box, and doesn't make rash decisions," said Allura. "All of her actions have a lot of thought behind them, and I do believe that she sincerely wants the best for her people. On the other hand, I can see where Livia gets her ruthlessness from. The Queen once ordered the extermination of every single male in a tribe that rose up in revolt against us, as an example for the other tribes. Jenova would have just executed one out of every ten men and let that be example enough. The Queen is also harsh when dealing with Amazon citizens who stray. A couple of years ago she personally beheaded an Amazon who was caught embezzling from the public treasury, and she's granted very few clemencies compared to other queens." Katarina nodded slowly. That wasn't really what she wanted to hear. But she would have to work with it. "We will take our combined forces to the Colonial Capital," she said. "We will get along. We will learn to get along, because our lives depend on it. ALL of them. We will hold our army in the woods, and I will go out under a flag of truce to meet with the Queen. If you will accompany me under that flag, Kezia and Allura, I will be very happy to have you. Hopefully, we can reach an agreement with her." "And if we can't?" asked General Norton. "Then may the gods have mercy on us all. Because she won't." TO BE CONTINUED... Contact me at silverstar222b@yahoo.com if you liked this story!