Mega guy worst Superhero ever episode 1
By lilguy
A young Super hero constanly gets beat up. In the first episode he fights Harly Quinn


Mega guy was in his secret lair talking to his secret doctor/Butler

"Sir maybe you shouldn’t go out today" His buttle(who name was Jeebs) said

"Yes sir maybe it not just a great idea" Lisa his maid said

"Why you say that, Is a trap being set" Mega guy asked

"Well no it just how do I put this delcatly ummm" Jeebs was saying

"You suck sir, your the worst hero ever" Lisa siad

"yes its true" Jeebs

Mega guy smiled "ohhh you and your wit Jeebs"

"No serious, last time some girl scout kicked your ass, you got beat up by a
hooker last time" Jeebs said

"just because she a lady doesnt mean she tough" Mega guy said

"She was a midget" Lisa said

"With one leg.." Jeebs said

"sure they been set back but evil has to be faught, I know you guys care but
you both no I capable now I must go out and fight" mega guys said

He jumped in his car and drove off.

"Sigh get the med kit ready for when he come back" Jeebs says

"Yes" Lisa said "Poor stupit bastard wished I could help"

Mega guy had healing power, he could heal sooner or later for most wounds that
would kill a man and had super agilty and plenty of gadget but sadly he
couldn’t fight and was skinny. He also tended to seap pheromones which made
unwelcome attraction from a lot of the villainess. He wanted to stay pure as a
super hero because he was suspsose to set and example. He had gain his power
after a chemical accident at Lex corps when Poison Ivy attacked it. He fail
into the vat gaining chemicals. The chemicals were illegal. With the help of
Bruce Wayne he sued. Wayne volunteered his services. Lex wanted to keep this
queit so settled for millions. Which later change into billion with help of
some lucky stock decisions. He later found he had powers afterwards. He got
out of stock and use his money to fight crime. He wore blue tights and blue
shirt with a yellow MG symbol on his chest. He also had a cape and mask. The
villainess he was tracking down was Harley Quinn

Mega guy figued Harley Quinn might be a bit easire to fight then the other
villian that beat him before. He saw them sneaking into museum to steal and
ancient mask that looked like a clown

Mega guy snuck near her and stood on some dinsar bones. He looked down at her
as she snuck around. He then scream "Beware evil doer for I am your
dammanation, I am the darkness the creeps in your dream and keep you up at
night. I am the black in your coffe, The rain on your parade, the ants at your
picnic. I am fear, I am justice, I’m am the thing that causes you mom to enter
the room when your masturbating. I am mega guy" He said

he leaped up at her but miss and fail on his face. Harley started laughing.
"Mock me no longer evil harlet" He swung at her but she just push her hand out
and held him back by putting her hand on his face. She yawn as he pushed
againt her hand. She slapped him hard and sent him on the ground

He was getting up when she slapped him hard on the ass. "owwww" She slapped
him again holding him down spanking him . She pulled his pants down and gave
him hard slaps across the ass. Her hand was raise high as she slapped each
cheek again and again. His ass was bleach red now as she spanked him without
mercy. He started yelping like a girl. She pulled them back up

"Normaly I would chuck you in the river but you so cute mmmmmm need a new pet,
MR J wouldnt let me keep my babies ever sense they kept trying to bite him.
Least you wont hump my leg then again you might"

Harley held him in a headlock and tap her finger on her chin thinking "What
should I do, should I smack around a bit, dont normaly get to be of the giving
end of a beating, or should I take you home". She held him by the neck and
lifted him off his feet she gave him playfull slaps across the face laughing
all the way. She took his underwear and gave him a wedgie. She pulled the
undwear around his head and spun him around. She kicked him in the butt
knocking him down

Mega guy got up and put his fist up. Harley laughed and got into and old irish
boxing position to mock him. "Come on little guy fight me" Harley said

Mega guy took a swing and it missed her. He swung again and again and she
easly avoided it as she yawn. She let him plant one on her stomach. She didn’t
flinch. He punch her again and again. She turn around with her back to him.
His fist slamming on her back. "Thanks kid I could use a massage mmmmm that it
punch a little higher". She slapped her butt. Her tight suit clung to her ass.
She butted him back with her butt. He was hit in the stomach with it. When he
grabbed his stomach she slammed him with her butt in the face knocking him
down. She turn around and saw he was healing from her bruise. She heard rumors
about some new hero with a healing factor. This may turn out to be fun. "I
beleaves it’s my turn" Harley said and uppercut him. Her was sent flying. She
picked him up and gave him a couple of punches to the chest and stomach. She
was getting wet. The boy had an intoxicating smell. She wanted to tear him
apart then and there but it would be plenty of time for that it was foreplay
now. She gave him a flury of punches to the chest and face. He felt his ribs
snapped. He fail down and she slammed and elbow on his back. She put him over
her shoulder and spun him around. She slammed him on the floor like a rug
repetedly. His body was broken as he tried to crawl away but Harely was on him
giving him slapps to the face. She slapped him again and again. "Damm kid you
sure are a bleeder" Harely smirked looking at the bloody pulp. "You lucky this
suit is stain proof or else I really have to hurt you". She took his hand and
started playing "Why are you hitting yourself". He started crying as she
continued slapping him. She started to laugh as she gave him some back hand to
it. She never felt this surge of power before. She liked it. She gave him a
long lick across the face and tasted his tears. There were sweet and filled
with pheromones it reminded her of harely

Harely held the broken. "Ahhh poor baby. Did Auntie Harely hurt you. Don’t
worry Mama going to make it all better but first mama got to so baby who boss"

She took him and pulled down his pants. She then took off his shirt and shoes.
She just left his mask and cape on. She stroked him. He was pretty hung. The
healing factor made it that way. Blood stayed rushing thanks to it. "mmmmmmm
nice"

"No you can’t deflower the great mega guy" He yelled "Unhand me harlet"

She slapped him "Queit you..but thanks for telling me you’re a virgin now I am
deffinly going to have my way with you but first (putting him over her knee)
Time to learn a lesson" Harley laughed

She started spanking him again and again. The slaps were harder then each one
that came before it. She was taking great pleasure in this. He cried like a
baby. She hit him across the crack of his ass. There were hand prints across
his butt. She took her hand high and the sound of the slapped filled the
museum

"Ahhh did that hurt poor baby...ahhh let mama kiss it an make it better. Just
a soft little butt." Harley said

"please sto..."

SLAP SLAPPED

"shhh babies don’t talk" Harely laughed "Now say goo goo (slap SLAP SLAP) SAY
IT"

"Goo goo" Mega guy cried

"maybe this will (slap slap) teach you not to poke (slap slap) you head it
dangerous (slap slap) situations a more meaner villain may (slap slap slap)
not be as nice" Harely said. His cock was between her thighs. She was rubbing
it with her thighs and rubbing his ass. She put a finger in her ass as she
spanked. She played it like drumps "Look I’m ricky Ricardo" She laughed. "Lucy
you got a lot of explaing to do" She finger fucked him faster and faster. Her
soon came and she slapped her hand in with savage force. "Look what you did
naughty pet..clean it up"

She grabbed him by his neck and made him lick it off. She laughed till tears
were running down her eyes. She continued spanking him for a half and hour
making herself cum with her fingers. It felt intense to her. She unzipped her
bottom and sat on his face. She rode his face to delight. She slammed her
pussy lips to him smothering him. He passed out a couple of times but she
slapped him awake. He would of died if it wasn’t for his healing factor. She
twisted his nuts "Lick pet higher mmmmmmm yea lower mmmm that’s it you nasty
pet. Lick my pie" Harley said smiling under her thick make up. He found down
there was painted white to "mmmm nice and stanky" She laughed

She rode him till she came 3 times. She manage to jerk him off with her gloved
hand to cumming. He had to lick her fingers clean of course. He never felt so
embarrass. Worst let he think he might of stain a valuble work of art with an
arrant shot. She turn around and had him lick her ass out. This was the
nasties thing her ever done. She found it hilarious to fart on him. It wasn’t
a girly fart either. The girl could pack one. It was a blazing saddle type
fart that filled her mouth. She came all over his stomach

She picked him. "looked like baby healed" She said. She then broke him arm
like a twig. "Not for long" She laughed. She then snapped the other arm. He
screamed in pain. She open his legs. "Time to make a wish" She said slamming
her foot on his balls repetedly. She took his legs and broke them with a
twist. Then held him in his arms and broke his spine with her knees

"That should make you unmovable for a while. Don’t feel like holding you down"
She said. She took him inside her. It was the most scariest and wonderfull
thing he ever felt. Her pussy gripped him and started milking him for all his
worth. Harely was good. She held him and sucked his nipples as she rode him.
She cupped his ass fingering him and every now and then would kiss him. It was
long kisses and when she broke away it was a long necklace of salavia. He felt
weak as she scream with pleasure. She kept him from cumming. She wanted it to
last. She came with great force as she rode him faster and faster. She lifted
her shirt showing her bare breast and smothering him with it. He couldn’t ever
speak anymore. She saw his face and just laugh. "You really are sweet you know
that. Wish I could keep you" Harley said with a bit of sincerity. When she
finnaly let him cum. He came with an explosion again and again. She didn’t
stopped. Cum was dripping out of her as he begged her to stop. It was to much.
He fainted but was slapped awake. It was and hour later he laid exausted. She
sucked him off tasting the sweetest cum she ever tasted. She took his whole
cock and slurped his balls. She savoired the taste as he came. She stood over
him and took a picture for memories

She held him crying. "Shhhh" She said. "That was fun but time for you to say
good night". She swung him around and knocked him into the dinsours bones. She
was on him with punch after punch. He was a bloody pulp again after 6 minuts.
His body was just a bunch of broken bones. She took him by his arms and
dragged him out. She had the loot she took in her other bag.

Later

Gotham Tower

She held him over her head on the top of the tower. "See you next time mega
guy" She laughed and tossed him over. "Hope you live I want to do this again"

Mega guy fail splattering. People assumed the body that fail was dead but the
body went missing out of the ambulace hours later. Mega guy would heal his
wounds and live to fight another day