Karen the boxer Shalom everyone, Karen the boxer here, aka karzo1@aol.com. Many of you follow me on my site and on the various websites you find my pictures and videos, all unauthorized by the way. For those who do follow me you know I am in my last trimester of my pregnancy and thank you for all of your good wishes. Naturally, as a result of the pregnancy I have not fought all this year. Many of you have asked me to give you my spin on various fights that you have either witnessed forst hand from my many tournaments or you have seen parts of online or heard about. One such boxing match was against a husband and wife team from Vancouver. I will use their real names since I don't care what they think when they read this and surely they will. Oh, by the way, for those of you who don't know me, feel free and look back at other stories I have written for details of my background, stats and all that jazz. Veronica was an accomplished boxer and kickboxer who turned pro about a year and half before we boxed. Her record was 4-0 in boxing and 8-2-1 in kickboxing. Only 4ko's in all of her victories. She stood 5'5 and weighed 130lbs, born and raised in Canada, cute with a good athletic body and a raging asshole as a husband who was clearly her lacky slave. We first met in San Diego after a tournament that I fought in and she was one of the coaches of a woman from Canada I knocked out cold in the second round. A routine fight for me VS a weaker, like most women I fight, opponent. That tournament I won the overall and my weight division with an 8-0 record with 5 KO's over 4 days. Fun time with great venue. Anyway, at the big dinner afterwards for all the fighters and their staff Veronica comes over to me and gets in my face about koing her friend. Understand this is a fancy upscale black tie event, I am getting all kinds of attention, as usual but moreso, due to winning the event PLUS the overall "best fighter" award and putting 5 women to sleep and busting up 3 others significantly. I was on a high with everyone taking my picture, signing things, and there is NOTHING like seeing the women I knocked out and busted up with their men BOTH of whom are eye balling me up and down knowing that I can take ANY MAN I wanted that night back to my room to have fun with. THEY ALL KNEW IT and I knew it!!!!!! Total high for me. Additionally, I am wearing an awesome gown to show off my great muscular body (see my site or internet like most of you already have) and standing their talking to some woman with a black eye or two, or knocked out colder than a dead fish and seeing the buldge in their mans pants as he stares me up and down and sideways is a total turn on to me. So, she gets in my face during all of this and it is clear she is not very bright on many levels. I ignored her for the most part not wanting to punch her lights out at this event but she kept following me around. At one point Andrew, her majorily asshole hubby, approaches me and tells me Veronica wants a piece of you. I laughed. She wants a piece of me? Here and now? He said yes. I told him to grow a pair of balls and tell her to email my manager and I will fit her in for an ass kicking and you too if you want. He turned red and scurried off to tell Veronica what I said. That was the last I saw of them until we met in the ring 4 months later in Florida. Between the emails back and forth and all of the other bullshit between us I wanted to teach this one a lesson. On February 5th we met. Will never forget the date. The rules were basic. 12 oz gloves, 3 minute rounds, 15 of them, professional referee, my gym, no 3 knockdown rule, no being saved by the bell and if there is no knockout then we keep fighting if both parties agree. I wore all white. White sportsbar,shorts,shoes and gloves and she wore red tanktop, white shorts, balck shoes and black gloves. As I mentioned she is barely cute but had a rockin athletic body with decent muscles. Obviously you all know what I look like. Rd1- She came out swinging like crazy but everything was being blocked more or less. I landed 11 jabs in this round and 4 nice body shots but nothing to stop her ... ... ... ... ... ..yet. At the end of the round her left eye was red, some blood from her nose but otherwise she was OK. She was a professional boxer afterall. Rd 2- She ate 8 jabs in the first 12 seconds ( I am giving you granular details like this bc I am literally watching the tape as I write) then she made the mistake of dropping her left and I nailed her with an awesome right hook that hurt her and then I went after her body. I landed the following blows without ANY retaliation, left right left right hooks to her ribs and a double uppercut to the middle of her abs- she slumped and bent over and covered up, I circled to my right and went after her ribs HARD with a double right hook and then nupstairs with an uppercut that dropped her. For many fighters that would have been the end but she was tough. She got her standing 8 count and came after me with a fury. I was sloppy and she was able to land 2 nice jabs and a left hook to my jaw all flush, did not hurt me but they landed. She got back some confidence which was wiped clean by a perfectl;y timed uppercut that rocked her HARD and she covered up and based on what I am seeing on this tape was on her way out when the bell rang. As she sat down she looked dazed as her corner worked on her. As usual I stood between rounds. Rd3- I came out popping my jab into her eyes and talking shit since I knew I owned her. My abs glistening with sweat, my biceps blowing up and my nipples popping as always I danced around her and peppered her with LOTS of shots but nothing terribly damaging ... ... yet. She was able to bully me into a corner where she attempted some body shots but as everyone knows my abs are the strongest body part and hitting me there is useless. I allowed her to punch herself out a little and then grabbed her shoulders and spun her around and with speed, targeted blows and power and for the next 1:12 I landed 41 shots to her face and body and left her dazed when the bell rang. She was helped back to her corner and looked like hell as I drank some water. I heard the ref say if this continues he will stop the fight. Rd 4 She walked towards me but I saw the fear in her eyes. That is orgasm time for me, NOTHING is hotter than seeing a trained fighter opposite me scared to death. Well, to say I was talking smack would be an understatement as I jabbed her eyes purple and then jabbing her face and nose until she was stunned. Measuring her for my right hook and waiting as she threw half hearted jabs to my gloves. I stepped back and she followed and I simply timed a right hook as she leaned in and when I did her mouthpiece went flying and she dropped, face first, on to the canvas. The ref pushed me back and counted her lifeless body out where she stayed UNCONSCIOUS for another 3 minutes and 14 seconds until she sat up. It was easy and great but not done. They carried her under her arms to the dressing room to be taken care of. We all celebrated in the ring and took dozens of pics and relaxed and then I went to visit the loudmouth in her dressing room. I walked in and it was her and her asshole husband. She was lying there looking like shit and suddenly very quiet. I walked over to her and took off my sports bra and told her she had to do the "routine" and when I told her she did not move but her husband raised his voice and told me to leave. I ignored him and told her what the routine is, that she had to kiss my ribs and then the center of my 8 pack abs, and then suck on each breast like a baby sucking on a bottle until I told her to stop, then my flexed biceps and then each knuckle on each fist that just destroyed her. Again, asshole YELLS for me to leave. I walked around the table and threw two uppercuts to his belly as he dropped to the floor moaning in pain and unable to move. I grabbed her by the hair, slapped her 4x with ALL of my might and with tears in her eyes she kissed each side of my ribs and then I flwexed my eight pack and she kissed that and then sucked each breast as I held her head and told her how useless and weak she is and that if I ever fought her again I would hospitalize her for a week, at this point she was crying full out and apologizing to e and asking me NOT to hurt her asshole hubby and then she kissed my biceps and then each knuckle and rubbed my hands and cried in them from humiliation and the fact that her face looked like a swollen pound of chopped meat I am sure. Without me saying a word she went back to sucking my breasts which I adore. I pushed her away and told her I am now going to have him eat me out and when I said that I grabbed her by the hair and cocked my fist back like I was going to destroy her face one last time even though I would NEVER do that. She said OK OK OK like a hundred times and PLEASE do not hurt him. I turned as he was sitting on the floor rubbing his belly and took off my trunks and sweaty underwear and told him to lay on the ground and I sat on his face as he ate me out to orgasm which did not take long. ALL of this is on tape as many of you know who belong to my site, it's #47 in the "erotic" fight section. And that is the story you all wanted to hear about. Love and shalom to all even the irrelevant anonymous haters