Karen the Boxer has another match



 
As many of you know there was a MAJOR HUGE boxing match on 10/24/13, down here
between Karen ( AKA Karen the Boxer) and another woman named Karen who is a well
known kickboxer.  My name is Sperry and I own the gym where the "Karen Bowl"
took place.  I was asked by Karen "Z" ( Karen the boxer too you I suppose) to
write the account of what happened so please forgive me since I am the furthest
thing from a writer.  Let me start by saying that I have never fought her nor
had any relationship with her except that we are fast friends. Enough said
there. I first saw Karen on the front page of the Miami Herald over 4 years ago
wearing a blue bikini standing next to a 9 foot shark! LOL, yeah that's right. 
There she was on the front page, with 5 guys around her next to this gigantic
creature.  Standing there with the best abdominals I ever saw ( true
washboard) looking like she could have wrestled the creature out of the water,
lol, with that damn body and a shit eating smile that looked so bright I thought
it was photoshopped on. I was thinking to myself, wow look at those arms there
was just something that screamed "power".Her biceps while not bodybuilder type
at all were vascualr and amazing looking, her sholders looked like they have
lifted 1000 beer kegs but it was her smile, beauty and overall physically ULTRA
fit look and girly muscles as I call them that jumped off the front page of that
newspaper that day. It wasn't simply the musclular development in her arms or
definition since I have seen lots of bigger women of course it was more the and
I am not sure I can describe it right but it was that each muscle group seemed
so specifically hard and defined yet nothing like a bodybuilder per se but more
like someone who spent decades in a gym training to fight versus lifting weights
like a bodybuilder. She could have 25 or 35 it was anyones guess.  The fact was
she was over 40!!! Mind blowing.  Not sure if that will make sense for most of
you.  The article had her name in it and described her as a lawyer who happens
to love boxing and bodybuilding. The truth was that she happened to be walking
by this shark tournament and they asked her to stand next to them and pose for a
picture, which of course she did flexing her biceps as she usual does.  Long
story short I tracked her down, since my gym specialized in
boxing/mma/kickboxing/judo and needed a face and body like hers for
advertisements.  And our relaionship went from there. Look, she is a stunning
specimen with a body that rocks out as we all know, she is smart and the woman
can fight like a man, we love her at the gym. How many women do you know who get
solicited by rich people to be their bodyguard?  Just a great attitude and is
fun to be around.  I just learned there are a slew of stories on this site about
her which I have just read- speak about some new found and extra respect.   I
have seen her fight many times and have seen her both knockout cold and I mean
COLDER than that de4ad shark on the dock that day  and clean her share, right
here my gym, have seen her get punched all over the ring when fighting bigger
guys and have seen grown men drink out of a dog's bowl as the bled from their
nose and mouth after one of her beat downs.  I have seen a lot and heard more
but keep a distant eye to a lot of her shenanignas as she has increased the
amount of female fighters by 1000%.  Her nicknames range from The Israeli
Assasin, The Playboy bunny with Muscles, Killer, The Human KO artist, yada yada,
who can keep up?  And yes I have seen her in her home with these two eyes her
"slaves" who do errands for her. I still shake my head thinking of the 3 guys
and 2 women I have personally seen cowtail to her and her family. When she works
out with weights or in the ring there is ALWAYS a crowd and I admit to staring
at her too.  She is really is a bright and nice person I can probably write a
book about her antics.  Look the woman can throw down like few others can, is
built like a brick shithouse, is strong as anyone but has that bright white
smile that reflects her soul. She looks 20 years younger than she is and her abs
are legendary but it's her arms that I think should be. I advised her against
this fight based on what I knew about the other Karen.  So that's the history.
 
The other Karen is a well known kickboxer who has fought all over Thailand and
places like that.  She is a superb fighter with rocks in her hands and feet.  I
never met her until they fought. She lives in  a nearby state now but grew up as
a military brat allover the world.  I would describe her as intelligent, cute,
with a body that is more muscular/square compared to Karen Z's curves and much
more defined musculature than the kickboxer Karen. She stood 5'7 and 145 and
"my" Karen stands 5'9 and 1/2 and weighed in at 157. She was always nice and
cordial in our phone conversations and when we met.  I knew her
reputation through my fighting connections and know for a FACT that she was one
dangerous kickboxer and KO power in all 4 extremitities and ended up seeing 3 of
her fights on youtube where she tore up her opponents in Japan I told Karen Z
NOT to engage in this fight for several reasons including the other Karens
documented reputation, her age of just 24 and the fact that she is a blackbelt
in her sport- I hoped that boxing was not her specialty but still I thought it a
poor idea to fight. So let me describe the fight as Karen wants me to do, shit I
sure would never write about it.  I'll do my best.so here it goes.  I suppose I
will call Karen Z just Karen and the other Karen by her nickname "worm" and no I
have no idea where that comes from.One more thing, I personally spoke to three
guys who have either fought this Karen kickboxer or saw her fight and they all
said that the kickboxer Karen would make quick work of Karen Z and that unless I
hated Karen Z they told me to cancel the fight.  I did not know these guys well
and have heard similar crap before and have watched karen Z whip some serious
ass versus others.  However, something about this whole thing made me uneasy
which is why I told Karen Z to cancel this fight.  She has nothing to prove.
 
Rd 1- Karen and the worm meet in the center and touch gloves ( they are wearing
MMA 4 oz gloves) Karen being taller starts to jab as the worm is fast enough to
block or avoid most for a while.  Eventually Karen lands about 7 good solid jabs
while the worm landed some nice body shots in response and once a counter jab
herself.  This went on most of the round unil disaster hit and the worm landed a
great left hook that clearly hurt Karen with a few seconds left in the round. 
Her legs went wobbly and was able to tie up the Worm until the bell or otherwise
there would have been real trouble for Karen.  It was clear that Karen was not
clear headed as she did her usual and stand in between rounds.  The Worm sat and
listened to her corner.  I have seen Karen wobbled before but this looked
different and never in round one by ANY woman or man. Oh, and I was supposed to
say this at the beginning- Karen wore a red sportsbra and red shorts and the
Worm wore a white tanktop and black shorts.The Worm was faster and stronger in
my opinion which makes for a very fucked up combo for Karen
 
Rd 2- Karen looks "OK but not great.  Karen goes on the attack and lands some
good jabs and a nice hook to the Worms body but no real effect, yet.  Always fun
watching her muscular arms make contact with those small gloves and knowing what
pain that can cause. The worm is stalking Karen now and lunges in with a strait
right and Karen sunk into the turnbuckle and was dazed and frozen. That punch
landed square in her face and hurt her.  I thought it was a slow enough punch
for Karen to block but I guess not. Seeing Karens knees buckle like that from
one shot from a "woman" was unexpected to say the least. The worm saw that and
went to work and landed 9 consecutive body blows that echoed in the gym with
over 234 screaming people who bought tx and Karen was sagging. Karens body and
what abuse it can take is well known, I have seen her body workouts and they are
amazing so to see the Worm banging her into submission especially this early in
the fight tells me the Worm is fucking powerful like few others.  An uppercut by
the worm snapped Karens head up but a left hook missed.  Out of nowhere with
just 14 seconds left on the clock Karen connected with her amazing and potent
right hook and stopped the Worm in her tracks but she was momentarily damaged
compared to Karen who was pretty fucked at that point when the bell rang.  She
stood there in her corner looking the usual spectacular Karen as we all know but
she was getting her pretty ass kicked for sure. She was breathing hard but I
knew she better do something fast because she was getting hammered.I was praying
for Karen to kick it in gear and unleash her shit on the Worm
 
Rd3- Karen walked quickly over to the Worm and lunges with a strait right that
missed badly and she paid for it.  The Worm landed a right left hook combo to
Karens ribs that was scary.  Her ribs were totally exposed and with those 4 oz
gloves I winced. Those blows sunk deep into her ribs with a flat footed force
and power that was something to envy if it wasnt agiant my friend Kare,   Karen
dropped her elbows to protect her body and ate 2 hard jabs and a left hook to
her jaw.  This was not going the way the crowd or Karen thought it would but
shit happens I guess.  I have seen Karen abuse/knockout and really torture some
people in the ring over the past 4 years so what goes around comes around I
thought at the time.  However, make no mistake about it I wanted Karen to be
dishing it out.  Anyway, as I watch the "tape" as I try to explain what
happened- Karen is clearly losing every round to this point and she is now in
the corner taking some really hard blows by this woman. Punishing, deep, painful
and powerful blows. Those 4oz gloves are close to being hit with a bare
fist From where I sat I was able to see how broad the Worms back was, all muscle
from years of competing and although smaller and lighter than Karen she appeared
stonger.  The Wom is also half Karens age which should be mentioned and
appreciated. Karen fought her way out of the corner with a nie uppercut to the
Worms chin and got to the center of the ring.  Using her height and reach
advantage she took over the rest of the round with a slew of jabs.  The bell
rang and seeing Karen breathe so heavy was strange knowing her aerobic abilities
but there she was standing as the water was being poured all over her head and
down her sportsbra with all of her pec muscles and hard nipples popping out and 
yes she is a specimen of sexuality I say as a Very  happily married man, lol.
 
Rd4- They both met in middle of the ring and touched gloves.  Circling one
another and each looking for a opening.  Suddenly an overhand right smacks into
Karens jaw and she goes down.  AMAZING, big time punch with all of her weight
behind it.  The crowd is in shock and screaming their lungs out.  On her back
and then on all 4's by 9 count knowing that a KO or TKO must be the agreed upon
30 seconds so she had time.  She goes to one knee and takes 8 more seconds where
she should have taken the whole time.  She is up but clearly hurt.  By this
point all of her incredible muscles are pumped and full of blood as the Worm
looked like a beast of power to me.  Just saying.  The worm is walking in for
the kill it looked like to me. A wild right hook lands on Karens ribs with a
smack followed by a double left jab to her face.  Blood trickling from her
nose.  Karen tried to tie her up but had a tough time since the Worm is so
strong.  So now the worm has her head on Karens shoulders and starts hammering
her abs like a piston.  I am 6/4 and weigh 228 and had a stint as a pro and I
was saying "wow god damn what is keeping Karen up because I know I would be
calling for my mother at that point.  Think about it, the Worm is flat footed,
her back is as broad as mine, her arms thick with muscles from a decade of
punching, and she threw AND landed 19 uppercuts to Karens abs and yes her abs
are pretty amazing she cant take all of this. Karen is trying to tie her up but
cant and I see her knees buckling and trying to move out of the way but she
cant.  The final blow before the bell was another overhand right that was NOT as
flush as the first but the spray of sweat was evidence it landed.  Karen swayed,
not walked to her corner and barely was able to stand in the pain she was in.  I
could see her energy was zapped and this is a one sided affair to everones
surprise. Her eyes glassy and breathing hard and I was worried for her health. 
How can her ribs not be broken? Karen stood during the round as is her trademark
but she was unsteady.  Looking pumped and powerful herself but clearly losing a
one sided match.  I was confident she would rally.
 
Rd 5-  The worm has not changed her emotions one iota, looking serious and
focused.  Her hands up and I noticed her arms looked massive with buldging thick
biceps.  Her neck looked thick and she looked like nobody could penetrate her
defense.  Karen is long and tall with a lot of areas to pound.  Her strength and
muscles intimidated most and her speed and height kept most people away and then
with her super strength she hurt almost everyone until the grand finale of a
knockout.  Things were not working out so well this night.  So Karen walked
braverly into the Worms whirlwind of power.  Karen threw a few jabs but they
looked slow and not that strong, the Worm with her head moving really fast out
dodged all of those jabs and bullied her into the ropes and pounded away at
Karens body.  You can see the pain in her face. Karen threw 4 hooks to the Worms
jaw but all blocked or missed so Karen got on her bike to avoid damage which is
NOT her MO.  It was sad to watch I was thinking this is such a one sided affair
and at 47 Karen may get hurt.  A few jabs landed by the Worm and nothing from
Karen.  This was one ugly round with Karen being wobbled a few times but she was
quick enough to avoid complete devastation. Double and triple jabs landed by
Worm to Karens puffy face as her nose had a good bleed on it. Karen was having a
very bad time trying to change things but could not get there  When the bell
rang Karen was drenched in sweat and beaten.  Her left eye swelling, her body
had marks from being battered and at this point she looked like the sexiest
bodybuilder I ever saw but this was a boxing match going badly.  The Worm
looking a little tired from chasing Karen around still was sitting looking
relaxed.  Karen stood between rounds and rested her arms on the ropes. Yeah she
looked spectacular with her V shaped back and narrow wasteline ripped with some
awesome abdominal development, her delts and biceps looked defined as ever and
even radiated the power that I have seen her display in the ring EXCEPT today
she was getting dominated by a younger and stronger and even better fighter. 
Sad to say.
 
Rd 6- The worm made a B line for Karen and a hard right dropped her on   her ass
for an 11 count and she used the ropes to get up, she was hurt really badly. 
The worm walked thru a double left jab and landed a strait right followed by a
left and right hook to Karens jaw and she was down again but this time her head
and half her body were knocked out of the ring under the bottom rope and she was
saved from falling out by fans.  She was pushed back into the ring and was
unconscious for 19 seconds before she was able to stand up WITH help from the
ref.  I was FURIOUS since I am fully aware of the brain damage that was going on
and these are those times when people get seriously  hurt and this was MY gym
and I wanted to stop this debacle NOW.  I also knew the rules and the contract
they all signed and knew I could not stop it.  It was pathetic watching her
stand there as the ref asked her if she wanted to continue knowing she had no
idea what was going on.  Her face was puffy, her rocking body was marked up and
she was a shell of herself.  Across the ring their stood the Worm, her hands
ALWAYS in striking position, sweat pouring down her massive arms and staring at
Karen.  Karen got in her boxing stance and even though those softball sized
biceps were round and scary to look at if you were fighting her and her abs
picture perfect we all knew she was getting destroyed. The ref yelled "fight"
and in came the Worm to finish this thing.  Karen moved a little but her legs
were heavy and her head groggy for sure with blood trickling out of her nose and
her mouth open. Two hard jabs jerked her head back and then with desperation and
amazing and I mean amazing power Karen dug deep to unleash a huge left right
combo to the Worms jaw.  Her mouthpiece went into the third row at least and the
place ERUPTED and where that would typically drop her opponent the Worm was
still standing and maybe she was hurt.  It is impossible to tell even with me
seeing this video 4x since her facial reaction never changing.  The Worm stood
in front of Karen and for the next 24 seconds Karen went to work but either her
power had been zapped from all of the body blows or the Worm had a chin and body
of stone.  Bell rang.  Karen walked back on wobbly and tired legs back to her
corner and had a smile on her face and stood there as a lot of water was poured
over her head and down her sportsbra.  Not for nothing as they say but between
her sweat and some blood and the water and her muscles being fully flexed and
pumped and her nipples jutting thru that wet sportsbra she would, as I have
heard before said about her, make a gay guy turn straight, lol.  She is a
specimen.  Across the ring there sat the Worm looking calm and breathing easy
listening to her corner.
 
Rd7- Karen popped out of her corner to go on the attack and the Worm was ready
with a beautiful right hand to her chin.  Karen's legs wobbled like a drunk and
the Worm plodded after her moving her head back and forth quickly with energy. 
A lunging left hook caught Karen in the forehead and once again the Worm had her
stuck in a corner.  Karen with her hands high to stop a KO so the Worm banged
away at her ribs and abs like a damn piston and I am telling you this lady is
BIG AND STRONG. She is thick too and broad compared to Karen who is of course
all muscle but thinner and curvy.  From the getgo the Worm looked and probably
was stronger.  Everyone was yelling for Karen to get out of the corner but she
couldn't.  The Worm kept her there with her body and the body blows were
murderous to look at.  I saw her fists sinking deep into her stomach.  To me I
never saw such a prolonged body attack like that, I so wanted to stop this
fight.There had to be internal bleeding a fractured rib or more and the chance
of serious injury was real.  An uppercut caught Karen on the chin and down she
went on her ass and it looked like she was sleeping against the ringpost. In
slow motion the Worm brought her fist up from below her right hip and twisted
her body perfectly to maximize the speed and power with her weight shift and
jerked Karens head so violently I knew that NOBODY could survive such a blow.
She went down hard on her ass, limp like a ragdoll and totally unconscious
asleep against the ringpost.  I was glad in some ways because getting up would
have been disastorous and I would have HAD TO stop this beating. The ref counted
to 49 before her eyes opened and this disgusting beating was over.  The doctors
rushed in and for the next few minutes made sure Karen was OK. They stretched
her out on the mat and did their thing.  I was just glad I saw her chest rising
with each breath. The place was going wild as expected as this beautiful woman
rested, finally, on the canvas.  At this point I was in the ring supervising her
recovery.  They sat her up and she sat there indian style breathing deeply and
not talking very much just nodding her head to the doctors questions.  Her eyes
swollen.  She stretched her powerful arms in the air and moaned out and it was
hard not to notice her spectacular feminine muscular development she was so
proud of and the intense vascualrity and definition at that point.  Of course
all doing nothing against the Worm.  She put her arms behind her and her triceps
popped out and the striations in her shoulder were just super intense.  I hate
to say all of these things but Karen wanted me to describe "everything" there
was to see.  When she sat back like that her very deep 8 pack that took a wild
fucking beating was more spectacular than most I have seen knowing it took such
a wild fucking beating and for the most part absorbed a lot of it.  But no
question she got her head handed too her and then some.  She told her husband to
take off her gloves and undo the ponytail before she got up and spoke to the
crowd and to the Worm.
 
 
 I was relieved when she finally stood up although being helped by her corner
guy and her husband.  This was one horrible beating.  Karen made herself over to
the Worm and hugged her and spoke to her for a good few minutes. They did make
an odd couple.  KArn being so much taller with her curvy muscular bone structure
and the Moose shorter, more square, looking extremely powerful with much less
definition but of course more power being spoken to by Karen chest to chest. 
Karen was not looking too good that's for sure.The Worm HALF her age proved her
point and then some as Karen was messed up. As Karen said into the microphone
when she addressed the crowd and I am quoting since I just saw the tape so ere
are some of the things she said " I want to congratulate Karen on a hard fairly
fought battle and the best woman won" " It has been a long time since I lost
this badly and NO I do not want a rematch right now at least" " THIS woman is a
tremendous fighter" remember    " I beat the fucking crap out of a number of you
in this room so don't think for a second I still can't" "This woman is amazing
and hits harder than anyone in this fucking room" " I still have the best body
in South Florida" as she smiled and posed and then took off her sportsbra and
shadow boxed!! Standing their topless, bruised and beaten just made me shake my
head at this amazing woman.  I thought, what the hell is she doing exposing her
beaten body like that to over 200 people.  I smiled and laughed as everyone took
their pictures and clapped. The Worm was smiling for the first time.  " Also,
besides the money which the Wormearned fairly she also get's my Charlie if she
still wants him"  The Worm smiled and nodded her head.  Charlie was not smiling
but he knew the contract.  Then Karen walked over to the Worm and said something
in her ears for a good minute and I saw Karen smile with her black eye and
thankfully was standing securely.  She put her arms around the Worms neck like
she was going to kiss her  or   something as her topless body exposed what we
all knew, a spectacular muscular sexy body like few others I have ever seen and
not embarrassed at all being topless in front of so many.  A gracious loser 4
sure.  Karen and the Worm posed for pictures in the ring with of course Karen
remaining topless and playing around faking punching Worm in the mouth which
they both took as the joke it was.  Meantime I noticed Charlie not being very
happy and Karen shoved him into the corner with her body hard against his and
she pointed her finger in his face and was yelling at him and he just nodded and
put his head on her shoulders as she held him.  As far as I know he was going to
spend a few days with the Worm and when I asked Karen what that was all about
all she said was " my Charlie will rock that young bitches mind for the next few
days" smiled and laughed. No question Charlie did not want to be with this woman
but of course had no choice.
 
So that is the best I got for you.  Hope I gave the fight the justice it
deserved.  Just hope that Karen will be OK because all kidding aside, she got
her brains rattled a bunch! No hospital stay required the docs said as it did
take 9 stitches to bring her back