No returns
By Kandor
Man finds more than he bargained for at a store where the customer is always squeezed right

     I was pissed, I was frustrated and I was in no mood for any 
shit. I had rented a floor sander from one of those shitty rental 
places and the goddam thing didn't work right, it was fucking up 
my floors. I had come to the rental agency with the piece of 
shit, aiming to get my money back, a decent sander that worked, 
and maybe someone's head. It was hot, humid and just that kind of 
day.
     I rolled the big machine into the rental office and up to 
the front desk. The guy I'd rented it from wasn't there, a chick 
was, Christy, it said on her tag.
     "What's wrong?" she asked, looking back at the magazine she 
was reading.
  "Ther machine blows," I said sharply. "Fucking thing works, 
then it doesn't, then it chews a fucking trench in my floor. I 
want my money back and I want a fucking machine that does the 
fucking job, that's what's fucking wrong."
   Christy stood up. She was young, 23 or so, short blonde hair, 
deep blue eyes, very pretty face. She wore a white t-shirt on 
thick torso. Below she wore the smallest, shortest pair of cutoff 
jeans I'd ever seen on a girl, so high the cheeks of her big ass 
hung out. Her thick, tanned legs were nicely muscled, long tubes 
of smooth, meaty flesh. She wore low white socks and workboots 
and she was driving me nuts. I licked my lips as she came around 
the front of the desk and sat on it, crossing her legs and 
showing me a mile of chunky, hard thigh.
    "We don't do returns," she said, crossing her arms, her 
amazing biceps bulging nicely. "I don't know what else I can do 
for you. Can you think of anything?"
  I smiled nervously as I felt my cock tingle in the shorts I was 
wearing. I looked at Christy and she smiled
  "Well, I dunno, maybe, uh, I guess..." I stammered.
  "How about ther: Tell me you want to suck my nasty, hairy cunt. 
Tell me you want your face buried in my hot, sweaty ass. Tell me 
you want to fuck that ass with that cock I see growing in your 
shorts," Christy said calmly. "Tell me all that, 'cause I know 
that's what you want. Right?"
   I gulped. "Right," I said. "That's exactly what I want."
  Christy laughed and spread her legs and I could see a tuft of 
blonde hair peek out of the crotch. "I know, that's what they all 
want."
  She got up and walked to the front door to flip over the 
"Closed, out to lunch," sign, her gorgeous ass twitching as she 
did, thick hunks of white meat hanging out her shorts. She walked 
back and grabbed my pants by the waistband to pull me to her. We 
were about the same height, 6 feet, and she threw her arms around 
me and nailed me  a helluva wet, deep kiss, her silky tongue 
wrapping around mine as her hands cupped my ass, her crotch 
thrusting into mine.
  "My office," she said huskily into my mouth. "Now. You got some 
work to do."
   "Me?" I said. "Hey, I'm the one with the bad machine, I think 
you got the work to do, not me."
   She laughed and walked us to her small office. Once inside, 
she spun around quickly and unleashed a hard karate kick to my 
chest, her big boot crashing me against the wall. There, she went 
low and drove the boot into my crotch, smashing into my balls and 
hard dick. She held it there, pressing the shoe leather into my 
crotch, grinding my nuts. I held her thick calf for balance and 
the muscles in it rolled in my fingers.
    "Let's get this straight," she growled. "In this office, I am 
the fucking boss. You know the old saying, "The customer is 
always right?" Well, guess again!!"
   With that, she pulled her foot from my balls and I fell to my 
knees, making it easy for Christy to straddle my head and clamp 
it in a reverse headscissors, her massive, muscular thighs 
scissored tight on my ears. My hands shot to her crossed ankles 
as she stood but I couldn't even get my hand between her jagged 
calf muscles. The pain was unbelievable as Christy thundered her 
thick thighs on my scissored skull so hard I thought she'd crack 
it open. I screamed my submission, but she just laughed, or at 
least I think she did. I couldn't hear a thing with my ears 
packed so full of quivering thigh meat. She quickly scooped me 
into a side headlock and then pulled me to the floor to wrap her 
gorgeous, tireless legs around me for a tight bodyscissors, her 
thighs crushing my ribs. She managed to get my face mashed 
directly into her armpit and as she did, he pulled her shirt up 
until my mouth and nose were mashed right into the rank sweaty 
mass of her blonde pit hair.
  "Yeah, I don't like shaving, so smell that fucking armpit, you 
pig, smell it, I wanna hear it!!" she growled down at me until 
she heard me take a big sniff. "Yeah! Now fucking lick it, lick 
the sweat outta there!!"
  I had no choice and snaked my tongue out to cleanse the sweaty 
armpit that was smothering me. Her thighs cracked down on me 
harder as I did and I feared her big legs would scissor me in 
two.
  Just before I passed out, she let me go and I found myself 
laying across her desk, on my back, my head hanging over it. 
Christy straddled my face, her shorts riding up so high the jean 
cutoffs were nothing more than a g-string between her hard, 
muscular asscheeks. She slammed that ass down on my face and 
began to ride me, rubbing her crotch against my chest and neck as 
she pulverized my face with her bucking butt. She backed off only 
for a second to pull off her shorts and reposition herself on my 
face.
  "I haven't got much time, I gotta reopen soon," she growled, 
spreading her hammy asscheeks in her hands, her blonde-hair 
ringed asshole opening meatily at me. "Now get that tongue up my 
fucking ass and clean me out!!"
   She lowered herself on my face and my tongue instantly 
skewered her sweaty shithole, going as deep as I could as Christy 
spread her cheeks as wide as possible. I clung to her thighs for 
balance and rotated my whole head around, drillig my long tongue 
even deeper into her clinging asshole walls. My lips were against 
her tasty outer ass ring, my teeth bared against her flesh, as I 
let fly with my tongue in and out of her milking shitchute at 
blurry fast speed. I felt her hot hand close around my cock 
through the nylon of my shorts as she jerked me off inside them, 
squeezing my nuts hard as she did. I reached around the front of 
her to play with her dripping cunt, working my fingers inside in 
the hopes she'd ease up on my face and balls.She didn't,she only 
squeezed my aching nuts harder and forced my face farther up her 
musky rump.
    She broke free only to pull back a second and jam her huge, 
hairy gash into my mouth. She ground down hard, making me deep 
throat her pussy, taking lips, clit and all into my mouth, past 
my teeth. I'd never had a pussy so far inside my face and I 
couldn't breathe. I reached up to cup her humping ass and slipped 
two fingers in her wet asshole, causing her to stop and moan 
loudly while trying to push her snatch even deeper into my mouth 
as my tongue flapped over her engorged clit.And when she came,she 
jetted a gallon of pure pussy cream straight down my throat, 
gagging me but not letting up the brutal facesit until I'd 
swallowed every drop.
    She finally backed off me and slid down to straddle my cock, 
facing my feet. She reached back and aimed my throbbing price at 
her rosebud shitter, working it inside her hungry ass. She sat on 
my cock hard, taking my full 7 inches inside with one stroke. She 
got up on her haunches, her hard, muscular ass hollowing out 
before my eyes, her thick thighs rippling with steel as she 
worked the fuck on me.
   "Oh, yeah, I'm riding that cock now, baby, feel every fucking 
inch of your hard prick," she growled, reaching down between her 
legs to squeeze my swollen nuts.
    I reached up to stroke her smooth back muscles as she fucked 
my prick and around the front to play with that insanely wet 
cunt. I fingered her hard until I felt a river of juice run down 
my fingers and wrist. Christy quickly brought my hand up to her 
mouth to lick it off and then leaned way back to twist her head 
to the side an slam her comey tongue into my mouth. She was 
laying back flat on me now, her back on my chest, my cock still 
fucking her fast and furious. I swung my whole hand into her 
pussy, most of it, four fingers worth.
    "Oh, fuck, you prick, you're gonna make me come," she growled 
as I ran a hand up her tight gut and pulled on her thick tit 
muscles, tweaking a nipple as I did. "Don't stop, don't fucking 
stop, or I'll drown you for real in my cunt next time!!!"
    She came, she came harder and wetter and longer than any 
woman I'd ever been with,as my hard cock skewered her wildly 
humping ass. I kept fingering her and soon felt my own nuts 
explode, sending a mammoth load of screaming belly jelly firing 
up inside her tight, twitching bowels. I unloaded nearly all my 
man soup into her asshole before it slipped out, the last few 
spurts coating her hairy pussy and a few ropes lacing her hard 
belly and dotting her face and neck before it twitched to a limp 
halt. She reached around and grabbed me by the hair and pulled me 
off the desk to stand beside it as she lay on her back, her body 
coated with hot come - hers and mine - from asshole to hairline. 
She smiled.
 "Suck my ass, my gut, my tits," she growled. "I want you to 
clean all the jizz from my tits, my belly, I even have some on my 
face. And then, I want you to suck my asshole clean. You put it 
there, you take it out!!"
    She forced my head down and I went nuts, swallowing her huge, 
comey cunny, running my cleansing tongue around the lips and 
hair, sucking up and swallowing the goop leaking from it. I 
lapped down to that sensitive spot between her pussy and ass and 
vacuumed it clean, savoring my own salty spunk there before 
swallowing it. Leaving them, I hit my knees at the end of the 
desk and spread Christy's hunky legs, her asshole awash in my 
juice - but not for long. I opened my mouth wide, attached it to 
her asshole ring and just probed and sucked and licked and chewed 
every drop of my come that I'd just blasted deep into her rump. 
Christy went nuts, using her hands to rub the thick carpet of 
ballsauce all over her gut and tits. I finished eating my own nut 
stew and stood over her, lapping at her hard belly, slurping up 
all the spunk I'd shot there, cleaning up and up until I lapped a 
load from both her huge nipples, finally wrapping my lips around 
one and sucking it into my mouth, taking a thick rib of hard tit 
meat along for the ride. I licked up again, tasting the goop on 
her neck and then just attaching my mouth to her face, where a 
thick strip of my stuff and a sheen of hers lay waiting. I sucked 
up a mouthful of her cunny oil and then frenched her with it, 
swapping our loads between our mouths until it worked into a 
lather. 
       "No returns, huh?" I asked, sucking her soft tongue into 
my mouth, savoring the taste of us on it.
   "Tell you what," she said, sliding my head down until I was 
between her legs where she lifted her huge, muscled thighs over 
my ears for a crushing scissor hold. "You get me to come one more 
time while I'm scissoring your head like this and I'll think 
about it."
   I sucked for all I was worth. I really wanted a free ride on 
that floor sander. But I wanted to taste her sweet pussy sauce 
even more.