HAIRY SITUATION
By Kandor


    Nancy wasn't fond of shaving in the winter. Or the summer for that 
matter. Or ever. The big, rawboned auburn-haired Amazon was six feet of thick 
woman, thick hairy woman, with legs long and muscular and covered with a 
thick blanket of dark hair. Some men loved it, some didn't. She didn't care 
either way, she got her rocks off on them all.
    Ronnie was screaming in pain right now, but Nancy barely heard him. He 
was face down in her legs, the back of his head tucked into the folds of her 
extremely hairy pussy, his hands pawing at the thick gams that held him 
tight. It was their first date, they'd gone back to his place and Nancy had 
crossed her long legs, her slacks riding up above her low black socks, and 
this profusion of female leg hair was visible to ronnie's stunned eyes. He 
tried to talk his way out of anything else, tried to get her to leave, but 
she smiled and wouldn't budge.
    "I take it you don't like hairy women," the big one said, pulling up her 
pant leg to show off even more of her hairy shin, then shedding her top to 
sit in bra, putting her hands above her head to exhibit an explosion of pit 
hair. "Well, do you?"
    "Uh, well...quite honestly, no, and I wish you'd leave," Ronnie said 
nervously.
    Nancy stood - and peeled off her pants, to stand in socks, shoes, panties 
and bra, and Ronnie's eyes bugged out at all that hair, especially on her 
lower legs. She approached him. He was smaller than she. It would be easy.
    And it was: "You're goin' under the knife, Ronnie, and I don't mean 
surgery, I mean the knife of these scissoring legs!!" she screamed at him, 
and seconds later was on the couch, seated, her iron legs on him for a 
straight headscissors, her big thighs bulging muscularly over his skull, her 
hairy calves locked and socked before his agonized eyes. Nancy pulled back on 
his chin, making it feel like she'd separate his head from his shoulders, as 
she put on a frightful squeeze. Curling her lip in a sneer, she began a 
vibrator scissors, quivering her giant thighs, slamming that hunky, hairy 
meat against his face.
    "Feel those hairy calves, fucker, feel them!" she growled down at him as 
her thighs continued their deadly dance against his face. "Put your hands 
there, on my shins, under those socks, up my thighs, feeeeeeeeeeeel all that 
fucking hair!!"
    She squeezed him so hard in one gigantic, hip-snapping, thigh-thundering 
thrust, that he passed out cold. She laughed and moved her legs down for a 
bodyscissors, from behind, and bent his moaning head back for a reverse 
facelock, his nose and mouth lost in the furry mulch of her sweating armpit. 
When he awoke, only his eyes were visible in Nancy's lock and they showed 
fear. She laughed and squeezed both hold, nearly busting his ribs in her legs.
    "Sniff it," she hissed, "sniff that fucking sweaty pit...yeah, that's 
it...now tongue it! I want to feel your tongue in my hairy armpit, I want you 
to suck the stink from it!"
    He had to obey as Nancy's punishing thighs continued to painfully bend 
his ribs inward. He screamed and cried and licked and sucked until she was 
satisfied. Letting him go, she spun him to face her and rammed his face into 
her pantied pussy. But even with the panties on, it did nothing to hide the 
rampant profusion of cunt hair, thick tufts of it blossomed around the panty 
edge and ran down her inner thighs.
    "Smell me," she growled, using his ears to mash his face deeper into her 
pussy - after pulling the panties aside. "See if you can get to the meat of 
my cunt through that hair! Smell my cunt!!"
    Ronnie inhaled and gagged on the sweet-pungent cheesy stench of Nancy's 
unwashed cunt. He sniffed again, driven to do so by the relentless crush of 
the amazon's huge thighs. He feared what was coming next. Nancy reached in, 
spread her gamy pussy lips and showed him her pussy, sweaty, thick with old 
come and dirt, and reeking to high heaven. He nearly puked but she scissored 
him hard.
    "You throw up in there, you not only eat it out, you die," she barked. "A 
few guys have done that...the last one ended up with a busted jaw and skull 
fracture!! Now fucking EAT ME!! Eat that hairy gash!!"
    Ronnie cried and obeyed, slicing his tongue into the cheesy folds of 
Nancy's demanding cunt. She roared and hammered her thighs on his head, 
urging him on to eat her deeper still until she came with a brutal flex of 
her hairy, giant legs. He passed out cold. When he awoke, the big woman was 
perched on his chest, spreading her pimply asshalves, showing him the thickly 
vegetated ring of her asshole.
    "Put your nose inside that," she growled, moving back to impale her 
greasy shitring onto his nose. "Smeeeeelllllllllllllllllll my asshole!!"
    Ronnie obeyed and gagged again, the stench from her aromatic, hairy 
bunger nearly choking him. Then she moved up a bit more and positioned her 
hirsute shitchute on his mouth.
    "Lap it," she growled. "Put your tongue out and lap it...that's it, nice, 
broad strokes, really work that hair, make me wet....mmmmm...now point 
it...point your tongue and slice it through the matted hair and RIGHT up my 
asshole...YESSSSSSS!!! Tongue fuck me,harder, harder!! I want your whole face 
up my fat, hairy ass!!"
    And that's what it felt like, like his face was disappearing up the 
widening hams of Nancy's commanding assmeat. She rode him hard and wet, 
fucking his tongue and mouth with her hairy shitter, until she came again. 
Then stretching out her legs, she took his face deep into her furry can in a 
reverse facescissors.
    "You're going out, sucker, and when you come to, you're lickin' some leg 
hair!" she screamed, thundering her huge, hairy thighs on him until he 
blacked out.
    When he awoke, he was caught by the neck in her thick, fuzzy calves. She 
pulled his face to the side. "Lick it," she hissed, "lick that calf meat, 
lick all that fucking hair on that calf, that shin, lick it or I'll scissor 
your fucking head off!!"
    Ron obeyed, crying as his tongue scraped through and over Nancy's copious 
leg fur until it shone with his efforts, all the while the big woman was 
frigging her tireless twat with four fingers. As she came, she scissored her 
hairy legs hard around his neck, knocking him out again. She brought him 
around by stuffing her cunt-stinking fingers up his nose. She stood, dressed 
and kicked him in the nuts, leaving him groveling in pain on the floor.
    "Never underestimate the power of a hairy woman," she growled, walking 
out the door and smiling at his teary whimpers.