Jersey Shore Strength 
By Jeremy Wilson  shaneomacfan3@yahoo.com 
I meet a tiny Jersey dynamo who happens to be incredibly strong 


*Author's note: I have been a fan of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi for some time
now, it seems the tiniest member of the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore just
strikes a chord in me, I find her to be intoxicatingly sexy. So I decided to
base a story on her, about a tiny woman who happens to be very strong. But of
course I don't have any copyrights pertaining to that television show, I will
of course be using pseudonyms but of course you will know who I'm talking
about if you read this introduction. Anyway, I hope those of you inclined
enjoy.*

I settled down in a hot tub at the Hotel I was staying at in Newark, New
Jersey, on a business trip. Originally I'm from Wisconsin, but I moved out to
Philadelphia about 3 years ago to start a different career as a computer
software developer. Let me tell you a little bit about myself, I'm 6'2 and
weight 240 pounds, mostly muscle, especially my pecs and shoulders stand out,
I've lifted weights for 14 years, since I turned 17, and one of the main
reasons I decided to join a gym was simply to meet a woman, because, without a
shadow of a doubt, strong women turn me on. And to be honest, they don't have
to be muscular, either, if they can have strength with a normal body, that
turns me on even more so. As strong as I am, if I could meet someone stronger
than me, someone whose strength dwarfs my own, that would be my ultimate
fantasy come true.

So here I was sitting in the hot tub with my eyes closed for a couple minutes
when the sound of water splashing caused me to open them, to be presented with
a face that I knew well, that I recognized immediately. It was the star of
NTV's newest show the Jersey Coastline, Mickie "Smoochie" Colluzzi! Someone
that I had a crush on from afar.

"Hey there, cutie, what's your name?"

"Um, hey, I'm Jerry, it's nice to meet you."

"I see you know who I am, huh? Well, don't believe everything you see and
read, it's all edited to make it more dramatic, I'm not really like that all
the time."

"Oh, I know, and Miss Colluzzi..."

"Please, call me Smoochie."

"Okay... Smoochie, I don't believe most of the stuff that the crap sheets put
out there, I don't watch the Jersey Coastline much, it's not my kind of show,
but what I have seen with you in it, I have liked, I actually think you're
pretty cute. I mean...if you're not offended by me saying that."

Smoochie smiled widely at me and fluttered her eyes at me sweetly and
seductively.

"Tanks, darling, hey, where're you from? I can't place that accent."

"Actually, I'm originally from Wisconsin, Green Bay to be exact, I guess out
here I stick out like a sore thumb, huh?"

"Nah, I think it's sort of cute, I mean it's so rare that I meet guys that
aren't from around here. Especially guys like you, that are interested in me,
some guys see me and shy away, thinking I'm sort of a short little orange
alien chick or something. They see what happens on TV, and like I said, that
ain't what Smoochie is all about, I'm really a down home kinda girl, I'm
really more of a tomboy than a glamour girl."

"Yeah, from what I read you did gymnastics and cheerleading in high school,
and from what I heard you were really good at them, I mean from what I see,
you have the right frame for gymnastics, most of the good ones are petite like
yourself. And for cheerleading, well, it's always easier doing the lifts and
throws when the one you're lifting is so small and light like you are."

"Yeah, I would've thought so too, before I tried out, but it seems that's not
all true, the girls couldn't really lift me that easily, and some of them were
fairly big, too, I guess I was an unbalanced weight, seeing as all my weight
was here and here." As she said this, she pointed to her bodacious breasts and
bombastic butt. "But I didn't mind that, I knew I was strong enough to do the
lifts myself, and I did, coach couldn't believe it when I put my hands around
the waist of the biggest girl there, Sherry, she was a foot taller and 70
pounds heavier than me, but I lifted her straight over my head."

My eyes grew huge at this remark.

"No...way! So you lifted a girl that much bigger than you, how hard was it,
how long did you hold her?"

"Hmmm, seems like someone likes to hear about strength feats, are you into
strong girls Jerry?" I nod enthusiastically with a wide smile on my face.
"Well, to tell you the truth, big ol Sherry may have been a lot bigger than
me, 5'10 and 160 pounds, but to tell you the truth, I hardly felt her. My
upbringing made me pretty darn strong, the gymnastics I went through from ages
6-13 refined that strength, and then when the coaches in gymnastics, track,
and cheerleading let me in the weight room, I tore it up like no tomorrow,
babe. Seriously, you should've seen the looks of shock and awe on their faces
when I put 270 pounds on the bench and started repping it out like I was the
freakin' Incredible Hulk, that was a little bit after I got on the
cheerleading team, I had a bet with the coach that I couldn't lift more than
the strongest guy on football team. Boy was he surprised, the biggest,
strongest guy put his max of 450 pounds on the bar, did 1 and a half, slow,
assisted reps with it and sat up exhausted. I got down with a smile on my
face, I winked at the coach, at the player, at the player's coach, and started
repping out 450 pounds like nothin', I put it down at 15 reps, not because I
was tired, but because I was bored, and I proved my point."

"You're shitting me! You're telling me a little thing like you, with no
noticeable muscle at all, with an hourglass figure like that, with the
biggest, cutest brown eyes I've ever seen, has a body that contains as much
strength as the World's Strongest Man?"

"World's Strongest Man? Nah, not anymore." I looked at her disappointed, she
responded with a wide smile. "I haven't been as strong as The Strongest Man in
the World since I was 15, Jerry, honey, if I had to put it in terms that
you'll understand, if you put me in a tug of war against the starting
offensive line of the Green Bay Packers, I'd win, even with you joining them
on the other side of the line. To put it even more simply, I'm so strong, at
only 4'9, and 95 pounds, that I can do any lift with your big, hunky body that
you want me to."

My stomach was filling with butterflies, I couldn't believe what I was
hearing, but this tiny woman had no reason to lie to me, she was proclaiming
all these things that I thought was completely impossible.

"Could you... could you show me?" I asked with a completely shaky,
nonconfident voice.

"Sure, cutie. But not right here, this is too public a place, but back in my
suite, that would be just right, but here, let me give you a sample, while no
one's watching."

She waded over to me and approached me, she leaned on me and walked her
fingers up and down my chest, seductively, she purred at me like a cat
enjoying her meal, then she worked her hands down to my butt cheeks, where she
proceeded to grasp them firmly and raise my body off the seat of the hot tub.
I wrapped my legs around her waist as she held me there, we looked deeply into
each others eyes, and finally I couldn't control myself anymore, I wrapped my
arms around her neck, bent my head and started kissing her more passionately
than I've ever kissed a woman before.

"I can't believe it, it doesn't look like you're trying at all! How heavy am I
for you right now?"

"Darling, you're hardly noticeable to me at all, but don't judge me by just
this, I mean the water is helping me a little, and the front carry is one of
the easiest holds as far as I'm concerned. Let's take this party upstairs, and
I'll show you how strong I really am, I hope it won't scare you, from what I
can tell, though, from a little something hard poking into my stomach, you're
gonna like it."

Boy howdy! I couldn't wait, this mighty mite was going to show me some more of
her strength!

To Be Continued...