Further Comparisons-By Iczerman

"And now-.the final touch!"

Two thick mounds popped up from Suzan's breasts. That made the entire ensemble complete. Now she was ready.

"Don't think I didn't see that Susan." Said her husband from the door. "I've been watching you for the last two minutes and that nipple thing you did-"

"Don't I look nice?" Suzan interrupted as she twirled around before the mirror. She had been unable to explain to herself why each time he looked at her-she wanted to thrust her chest out just a little further.

"What's the occasion"?

"My first job interview. I'm going to apply for that part time job at Hammock's Health House. And I wanted to look like I'm healthy and strong!."

Susan then flexed her right arm and her bicep swelled to slightly above her wrist, all the while trying to smile her cute smile. And I admitted to myself that she did look good. Her teeth were pearly white and her skin glowed. Did the glow intensify while she flexed? Her skirt came down to just above her bulging calves. The top she wore tried to contain her ballooning muscles. It's v-neck showed 20 inches of firm cleavage plus her muscular abdominals.

"Aren't you showing a little too much-?"

"I don't think so." Answered Susan lightly, cutting me off.

"Why do you want to go to work?" His male pride blurted out before it could be stopped.

"I don't think it's fair for you to have to pay for my custom made clothes. You work hard enough and to find a good tailor to make custom clothing can get expensive. This top ..for instance-has two pieces of thicker material over two strategic places. Currently I don't need to wear a bra so I designed a new garment."

"That's-true."

"Wish me luck then!"

She kissed him and left.

He took a cold shower.

"Yes, what is it?"
"Someone here to apply for the part time position, Mr. Hammock." The voice behind the door tried to suppress a giggle.

"What's so funny-"He thought. Hammond Hammock (called Hamhock behind his back) was the owner of the largest and most complete health food store in the state. Many professional bodybuilders and fitness competitors did their shopping there. To the top pro's he gave a 10% discount. He demanded the best from himself and his employees and he took seriously those who would be part of his team.

"Oh-send them in." He said gruffly.

"Sit down.uh-.Miss." Darn it-I hesitated, he thought to himself as the biggest breasted woman he's ever seen stood across from his desk. He stood up and extended his hand. He was surprised at the size of the forearm and the strength of the hand that clasped his.

"Suzan Collins, and I would like to join your company."

"Hammond Hammock. And what skills do you bring to the table?" He wasn't about to let just any over-inflated bimbo join his company. "I can tell you right now that you have one strike against you. This job involves moving stock from the storeroom to the floor and that place is cramped for space-you would have a hard time moving around in there."

"I was thinking more about sales. I believe that those who work in a health food store should be healthier, stronger and sexier than the customers."

" For instance-." Asked Mr. Hammock. Was it the directness of her tone that made him ignore that sexual comment?

" I can advise fitness models and dieters on what supplements to take and how to exercise. When they see that I have abdominals just as good or better than theirs-." Said Suzan as she lifted her breasts, exposing her deep etched abdominals. "-they would be more inclined to take my advice."

"Go on."

"I have knowledge on holistic makeup and cosmetics. I smooth skin, shiny hair and white teeth. All done with products that you have on your shelves."

"How would you know-I haven't seen you around here and I would have heard about you as a customer."

"You are advertising for a job during the morning and afternoon hours, do you have any problems filling your evening shifts?"

"Come to think of it-.no." Sooooo.. that's why all those guys wanted to work those hours they were his best employees too. " Continue."

"Anybody that needs advice on sexual health issues I can help."

"I can see how you could-"

"I think I'm also qualified to advise bodybuilders." Without hesitation, Suzan did a front double bicep pose. Hammond Hammock had to get up from his desk to look Suzan in the eye because her breasts lifted so high as she flexed they blocked her face.

"I see-is that all?"

"No. I also can teach yoga classes. I believe flexibility is very important also."

"Really-then follow me." He opened the door for her and then led her down to where his wife of thirty years was teaching a yoga class. He was proud of the fact that she was in good shape and thankful that after the birth of his second son she took up yoga classes to regain her figure. She was not obsessed with it, but was an earnest and hard working student. Power yoga was her specialty that not only required flexibility but also strength. After years of hard work she has lead her students to an advanced level.

They walked in when the class was just starting. Mrs. Hammock was in front with her students facing her. Seeing Suzan caused her to hesitate, but not enough to distract her students. There were certain positions that Suzan obviously couldn't do due to her huge endowments, but the rest of them she did with ease. Hammond tried not to stare at Suzan's breasts as she assumed position after rib expanding, breast thrusting position. The deep breathing that was a vital part of yoga didn't help. The final position in which only the most advanced students could attain was a type of planch in which the body was balanced on both hands while the legs were one the same horizontal plane as the body, feet in front of the head. Suzan not only adjusted her balance due to her massive breasts, but her position required more flexibility that Ms. Hammock or her students could match.

When Ms. Hammock dismissed her students she came over to her husband with a big smile on her face.

"Is this my new assistant that I've wanted for so long?" She extended her hand and shook Suzan's warmly.

"I-..guess she could be at that. WHAT-.. are you people looking at-I'm conducting a job interview here." Mr. Hammock tried to sound serious when he saw some of her wife's yoga students ogling Suzan.

"Oh-for that part time position?" Mrs. Hammock asked. "I'll take it from here dear. I'll show her around while you go up to your office and work."

For the next four hours the Mrs. Hammock observed Suzan's salesmanship. Each customer she greeted with a warm smile and a friendly "May I help you?' She offered expert advice about a wide variety of subjects from skincare to increasing flexibility while gaining muscle mass.

"I think I'm convinced that you will be a great addition to our team." Said Mrs. Hammock. "But you have to tell me-how can someone as huge-breasted-..uh oh-..not again-" Mrs. Hammock sounded exasperated.

"YOOOOOOO-.WHO IS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST BOY HERE-.I AM.THAT"S WHO!!!" Bellowed Buford as he pushed several customers out of his way heading towards one of the cashiers. "HEY CHRISTY--WANNA FEEL MY BICEP????"

"Who's that?" Asked Suzan sternly.

"That's Buford Buff. And I'm not kidding-that's his real name. He likes one of our cashiers but she doesn't like him. He comes in at least once a week and harasses her. I've had it -I'm calling the police."

"No-let me handle this." Said Suzan as she walked up toward the behemoth. "Hello! May I help you?"

Buford's turned around and looked down at Suzan. At 6' 8" he made no hesitation about looking at Suzan's expansive cleavage. She remained unruffled.

"Well looky here-you're new around here. I'm Buford Buff. Be sure to remember that name "cause you'll be reading about me in all the muscle mags. I'm going to be the biggest Mr. Nasguarrd there's ever been. Take a look at this!"
Buford then flexed his right bicep to a full 24 inches. "Have ya ever seen anything so HUUUUMUNGOUS!?"

"That's pretty big." Said Suzan coyly. "But you don't have any definition or vascularity. Here let me show you." Suzan flexed her left arm slowly. Her bicep peak kept getting higher and higher until it reached its 32 inch summit. "You have some mass..but your bicep is smooth and has no separation between the bicep brachii and the brachialis..like this." Suzan pumped her arm one and the split between the two muscle groups became deeper as both swelled larger. "You could also use some vascularity-like this." Another pump of her arm made the veins of her bicep jump out from her skin. "Vascularity is somewhat dictated by genetics, but I could show you some supplements and offer some training advice on how to help with those problems." She said with an innocent smile.

Buford's mouth stayed open as he trudged out the store, humiliated.

"Men's egos could be very fragile." Said Suzan with a sigh.

"I guess you knew exactly where he wore his." Said Mrs. Hammock.

" SUZAN COLLINS" Boomed the overhead speakers. "PLEASE COME TO MY OFFICE."

***

Suzan sat down across from Hammond's desk.

" I've observed you for the last several hours. You have not only good sales skills you also know how to handle " problem" customers. And by the way my wife interacted with you, I can be safe in assuming that she approves of you.

Hammond Hammock stood up from his desk and extended his hand.

"Suzan Collins-you're hired!"

THE END