Tina's Hard Lemonade This tale is probably going to strike the reader as being quite similar to a host of stories that are written in this genre. I'm very much aware of the fact that the story line isn't exactly original. Nevertheless, I'm writing it anyway to highlight some of my own true life experiments. I believe the proposed formula (the lemonade mixture in the story) has some potential for being a prototype for the real thing in the future. What's the "real thing" you may ask? It's what so many of us dream about ... .a chance for women to acquire real female power. Name: Tina Stockton Age: 19 Birth date: March 28 Ethnic background: Irish, Norwegian Hair color: natural blonde Eyes: hazel/Blue Birth place: Bend, Oregon Currently residence: Vancouver, Washington. Favorite CD: Scooter, "Age of Love" Favorite movie: Poison Ivy III Are you employed? No, I'm a full time student pursuing a master of arts in Nutrition at University of Portland. When is a man sexy? If a guy has self confidence it's very attractive. What makes you feel sexy? I have a Burgundy and black lace tube top that makes me feel unstoppable whenever I wear it. The little biography above was taken from the school newspaper's "student in a flash" column. Tina didn't think much of it when it was published because it barely skimmed the surface of who she was. Tina's own self description was, if any one asked, fiercely curious. Tina was born in to a family that was well off financially and her parents tended up raise her with a tendency toward spoiling her, yet with one younger sister she learned to share when she had to. Tina never thought of herself as spoiled though but rather as self assured. She approached life with a mindset of ... "if I can't get it, I'll find a way to get it". Sometimes daddy's money or prestige brought her the goodies she wanted and sometimes her good looks and keen sense of maneuvering people got the best results. She was a straight "A" student throughout private schools and made the cheerleading squad in her senior year in public high school. She had a small circle of friends and they all admired her drive to succeed. To describe her physique was easy; she was always in peak physical condition. Her father hired a personal trainer to work with Tina and her sister, Donna, five days a week in the family's well stocked home gym. Tina also had a personal cosmetician/hair stylist and the maid was an expert on advising the girls on the proper clothes for every occasion. When Tina decided to pursue a career in Nutrition, her father made all the arrangements for tuition, a dorm, book fees, a car and a weekly allowance. Tina's decision to educate herself on vitamins, minerals, food groups etc. wasn't to help others though. She had no aspirations for this as a future job. No one knew the real reasons why but Tina had a burning desire to experiment with the adverse side effects of mega doses of vitamins. Every day she studied the materials from class and asked her self the same question at the end of the day ... .."What if I combined this vitamin with this other in a large dose? Would it bring about ... ..? And her insatiable curiosity would lead her to jotting down copious notes for hours. One evening she returned to her dorm after a miserable date with the captain of the Volley ball team. She sat brooding on her bed on how rude he had been and how his gentlemanly manners were non existent. In the midst of trying to calm down, she wrote on a loose leaf page of one of her nutrition notes ... . "Confidence and strength are wasted on men". As she gazed at the words, a grand experiment began to crystallize in her mind. Sorting through all the notes, she spent the next 4 hours analyzing all the possibilities and doubling her stack of college ruled paper that sat on her desk. Tina eventually nodded off but by 7:30 was awake and galvanized to try the first phase of her experimental exploration in to "side effects manipulation". "It might as well be the jerk volley ball guy", she said to her self and quickly sent him an e-mail about how much she enjoyed the date last night and wanted to see him again. His name was Carl Webster and he did tend to pride himself on treating girls badly on dates. He insisted to his friends that "Chicks love it when you treat them like dirt". And his reputation soon spread of being only interested in sex. His talent for Volley ball was also legendary and his arrogance was obvious the minute he stepped on to the court. Some co-eds were attracted to him simply on that basis and his ego was bolstered that much more. Tina's e-mail to him went on to describe what she'd like to do with him Sunday afternoon. She detailed erotic games and enticed him with lots of rewards if he would follow through with her proposed plans that were going to go till Monday morning if he was lucky. He replied with lightning speed that it all sounded good to him and that he'd be at her dorm door by 4:00 pm. Little did Carl know that Tina was thinking of him purely as a guinea pig. All day Saturday she mixed different dosages based on her notes until she felt she had a concoction that would do the trick. She wrote on her notes in big bold letters the word "SIPHONADE", and then proceeded to pour the drink in to a beer shaped bottle while adding lemonade to blunt the taste of the real ingredients. Printing some make shift labels from her computer she attached the words ... Tina's hard lemonade" to the bottle and set it in her small refrigerator. Sunday early afternoon, Tina began to rehearse through how the visit from Carl would go. The goal was not merely to lure Carl to drink the lemonade but also to have him go through a series of actions that would allow the drink to deliver its full potency and its deadly side effects. Mentally and physically he had to do certain actions that would insure the interaction of the drink with his metabolism and Tina had to make sure he wasn't aware of her real intent. The evening was planned to correspond with Tina's notes and would eventually be the directions on the bottle of "SIPHONADE". Phase 1 The man must be put in to a physical state of a lowered immune system. The quickest way to accomplish this is to get him to masturbate in a somewhat cool room. There must not be intercourse of any kind because the warmth will not bring about the desired low level of immunity. No food, drinks (alcohol especially) should be allowed one hour prior to his ejaculation and definitely none after. Phase 2 The mental state of the man must be captured at this point. He needs to be brought to a strong persuasion that he desires to see your power increase. Some suggestions might be to change your attire to a dominatrix, super hero, super villain, or a well endowed athlete or bodybuilder. Push his fantasy buttons and make numerous audible suggestions in his ears. Gradually bring the room temperature down a bit more After 30 minutes, bring him to another desire to masturbate. Again remember no intercourse; he needs to have his skin pores open slowly. Phase 3 His second ejaculation won't yield much but it will render his immune system to its lowest level. At this point offer the drink "Tina's hard lemonade" and be prepared to face the palms of your hands against his when the formula kicks in. The drink is a massive dose of pure Niacin, vitamin A, and testosterone. The vitamin A acts to pry open the pores of the skin just a bit more. The testosterone seizes the muscular frame and the mega-dose of Niacin causes the red blood cells to expand the muscles and rush to the skin surface. This creates the common experience of a "Niacin Flush". The other two ingredients, along with the mental state of the man, will push his strength to a point in which his body desires a release of the pressure. The niacin flush and the coldness of the room will create a trembling effect which should be the cue for the women to bring the warmth of her body to his. This will create a circumstance in which the woman's body will act as an electrical conductor drawing out his strength in a slow siphoning process. Phase 5 The man will be quite dizzy at this point and may well be unaware of what has happened. Keep your distance from him until his skin pores close. Bring the temperature of the room up so they will close quicker and in turn seal his fate. Tina stood up from the bed and watched Carl drop the bottle in a daze and saw him slowly slump back to the location of the bed's head rest. She felt her hips slowly begin to taper in, her shoulders involuntarily arched up in to a permanent squaring off. The abdominals were sucking in and tightening and her biceps were feeling like they would explode. Overall a surge of energy coursed through her veins and she felt more mentally confident and alert than she ever had in her life. She gazed at Carl with a look of intimidation and he curled his body up and began to shed tears. "Please don't hurt me" he begged with a wimpy plead. It seems his male tendency towards high self esteem was also sapped out of him and deposited in to Tina. "Get dressed" Tina demanded and he struggled to pull his shirt and pants on. When it was safe to approach him with out touching his skin, Tina lifted him off the bed and carried him in to the bathroom. She tightened the faucet handle and asked him to turn the water on. She watched in absolute delight as Carl agonized over the faucet and even struggled to push the lever on the toilet down. "Today you have become a 100% wimp Carl" Tina laughingly said and pushed his frail body back to the bed. "What are you going to do to me"? Carl said again through tears of fear." Isn't it obvious Carl?" Tina said and slapped him hard which sent him flying over the bed and crashing against the wall. Tina slowly walked over to his mangled body and said "if you think about it Carl, you did that to your self". She laughed out loud and continued, "I mean it's your strength that made Mr. Volley ball go flying like a volley ball" she said with a sinister delivery in her voice. "Please ... Please... can I just go home now?" Carl said attempting to stand up rubbing his bruises. "No" Tina snapped back "You won't go anywhere until I make sure the transfer won't wear off". "How ... how...Long ... Do you intend to keep it"? Carl said with nervousness that Tina loved hearing. "I'll be honest with you Carl; I'll be a better owner of these muscles than you ever could". "But ... but ... I ... I ... " Carl was having a hard time even organizing his thoughts and Tina felt her mind working at a razor sharp capacity. "I don't ever argue with men because they're not worth the fight" Tina said with a sophisticated air about her. She then proceeded to bring out a handkerchief and a bottle of chloroform. She doused the cloth good and violently brought it to his nose and mouth. He passed out quickly and she tied up his body, and gagged his mouth. She threw his body in her closet and left to go shop for new clothes that would be needed for the new body. Three hours later she returned to a whimpering shell of a man that cowered in her closet. There was a time she might have felt compassion for a man in this compromised position but with her new physique and a portion of male mentality she loved the power she acquired and looked at him as a conquest. She untied him and shoved him out of her dorm and then unpacked her new clothes without giving Carl's condition or future a second thought. As always Tina got her way, now she was going to try a second and possibly a third experiment on some unsuspecting college men that were even bigger than Carl was. If it worked again, she was going to bring an entire case of "SIPHONADE" to the local shelter for battered women. "They could turn the tables on the men that had beaten them and that's reason enough to be a nutritionist" Tina laughed to her self as she admired her self in the mirror. Epilogue: In case any one tries this experiment at home, you are officially warned. Niacin flushes are real and the muscles do expand and contract. Trembling is a side effect and so is reddened skin. If a woman convinces you that your strength is better in her care than yours, it just might happen that a transferal of power will occur. Address all comments to harlequin2943@hotmail.com