The Bully Academy
By Harlequin Tucker
We begin the saga of Wanda Jorgenson, The definitive female bully.


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Introduction: Wanda's appearance.

The followings events would be told in a series of newspaper stories years
after they had happened. I read those articles with great interest. This was
due to the fact that I had to drive through the town of

La Habra, California often on business and the subject of this story lived in
this sleepy town.

I'm sure I drove past her one day because her very appearance was the most
unnerving site I had ever seen. I still recall, in vivid detail, how
breathtaking it was to see this incredible lady. Her hair color was dirty
blonde and it wasn't really styled in any way but suggested that it had once
been a page boy cut. The eyes were chocolate brown and you had a sense they
could be cold and penetrating if they needed to be. Her nose was aquiline and
she had lips that would make any supermodel rage in envy. The facial make up
she wore was subtle enough to bring out her natural beauty and there wasn't a
trace of over doing it. Her jaw was slightly squared off and her neck seemed
to say it all ... she exerted power. Continuing down her frame I then was awe
struck at her broad shoulders and sculpted deltoids. As she walked, her arms
would slowly swagger and, had there been a music accompaniment to her walk, it
would have been" When the levy breaks" by Led Zeppelin. I could also see veins
emerging at various locations around her forearms. On both sides one large
vein would lazily snake up to a well built bicep and rest there. Finally, her
legs were perfectly toned with no sign of any child hood scrapes, bruises or
stitch marks. From the rear her calves would highlight the famous diamond
shape with every stride. I'd be guessing here but it looked like her age was
19 or 20, height was 5'10 and her weight maybe 170 give or take 10.

Overall Wanda had the physique of a competitive bodybuilder. Those that
followed the sport might have compared her to the athletic prowess of Jennifer
Mcvicar. All this was wrapped up in a sensual golden brown tan and exposed by
cut off jeans and a burgundy spaghetti strap top with the words" Heartbreaker"
in a graffiti font across the chest. Taking this all in was the most difficult
time I'd ever had keeping my steering wheel straight. I'm certain I was gazing
through my rear view mirror more than watching the road ahead.

The newspaper," The La Habra Star ", began the story by describing her
wardrobe the police would later find, and speculated that it all pointed to a
unique mindset that Wanda had. Her tops and blouses particularly were
indicative of what her closest friends knew. Wanda had been often referred to
as a "school bully" but she never denied it. In fact she welcomed the
designation because she saw the term as an indicator of power, strength, and
most importantly respect. When police detectives entered her abandoned
apartment, they found emblazoned across most of her tank tops, muscle tops,
sports bras and ripped t shirts phrases like ... ...

I make the Rules ... Villainess ... Superior Species ... Bad girls have more
fun ... Lethal ... Armed and Dangerous ... Queen of all I survey ... Don't
make me have to smack you ... Man-eater ... Spoiled Rotten ... Sex goddess ...
Girls Rule ... Your Worst Nightmare ... I didn't forget I just don't care ...
Anything you can do I can do better ... Obey Me ... You Wish ... and 5 blue
superman tank tops. "This by itself" the reporter said "was enough to conclude
that Wanda was a woman who knew what she was and had a depth of purpose in all
her actions".

Introduction Part 2: Wanda's background and training.

Most of the people Wanda came in to contact with knew nothing of her
childhood, family, and certainly knew nothing of where and how her skills were
developed. She was a mystery to most and she liked the reputation of that as
well. She did confide in her two close friends Rhonda, and Nona an account of
her life before high school. The story, as the newspaper retold it, was as
follows ... ..

Wanda was born an only child to Vicki and Jerry "Jammin" Jorgenson. Vicki
would die of Leukemia when Wanda was 6 leaving Jerry to raise Wanda alone.
Jerry never remarried and rarely dated. He focused his attention on raising
Wanda and a boxing career.

Jerry was a prize fighter with a 107-2-1 record and his winnings and coaching
supported him and his daughter comfortably. One of Jerry's delights was to
show little Wanda some boxing moves in his basement gym or watch when his
neighbor, and sometimes girlfriend, Nanette would teach Wanda Kung Fu.

When Wanda had turned 12 her father would enter the boxing ring for his last
time. His trainer was concerned that Jerry was under trained for this match.
It was held in Hong Kong and his opponent was nicknamed "Horseshoe" for his
deadly left hook. As was predicted in the sixth round horseshoe landed a hook
squarely at Jerry's right temple knocking him out cold. What was not predicted
was that Jerry would be rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with permanent
brain damage paralyzing his upper extremities.

Raising Wanda now was going to take a different approach. From his wheelchair,
Jerry would train his daughter with a seriousness that he never gave to the
men he had occasionally trained. They moved to the small town of La Habra and
set up Jerry's gym in an extra bedroom of an apartment they rented. Jerry
relentlessly coached Wanda almost daily and His friend, Nanette, still came to
visit and see if Jerry was OK and gave Wanda lessons in many forms of martial
arts. The doctors had not given Jerry more than 18 months to live but his
boxing mentality pushed his drive to train his daughter till the day he died
when Wanda was two months away from her 16th birthday.

Wanda, now alone and in high school, would continue to train daily and Nanette
was granted guardianship of the young boxer till her 18th birthday. In a sense
it wasn't needed, by then Wanda had the skills and courage of a street
fighter. Little did Nanette know of the gradual reputation Wanda was getting
at high school as a campus bully.

Chapter 1: Lessons in intimidation.

The "Milk Money Shakedown" was typical of school bullies nationwide but
Wanda's version would define the technique. First off, Wanda was almost always
shadowed by her two friends Rhonda and Nona. Two girls that shared a common
heartbreak, both had aspirations of Olympic gymnastics and an injury cut their
career short Rhonda never cared that her name sounded similar to Wanda or that
there was an occasional mix-up. Rhonda idolized Wanda and liked being mistaken
for her. At school the other students would refer to these two as the
"bullies-in-training". They were there to watch Wanda in action, back up any
story she told, and, rumor has it, they would sometimes hold Wanda's victims
for some brutal sucker punches inflicted by Wanda. The shakedown was perfectly
executed one Spring Morning.

It was Foggy and Wanda and her girls plotted it out carefully with Ricky
Tolbert as the target. That morning he was rushing down the street to catch
the school bus. Wanda knew the fog would work in her favor so she tackled
Ricky just out of sight of the bus stop and a huddle of students. Her tactic
was first to hold her victims lapel and back them in to a corner. She then
would remove her windbreaker to expose her upper body development and allow
one of her tank tops, with a phrase on it, to be clearly seen. This morning
her shirt had the words "Bad girls have more fun" in bold type across the
chest. This, and the phase two of the shake down, was intended to be
psychological in nature. She held Ricky long enough for the bus to arrive pick
up the waiting students and drive away. Now Wanda had, in two minutes, already
mentally bullied Ricky with her presence and depriving him of his ride to
school. Part three was going to be more physical.

One aspect of Wanda that the guys particularly were attracted to was her
whisky-deep voice. When she spoke it actually turned some guys on. This
morning Wanda's first words were as arresting as ever. "Aaahh, it looks like
Ricky missed the bus" and in the background you could hear Rhonda and Nona
echo the "Aaahh" sound. The sound of those very words, produced from Wanda's
vocal chords, sent chills down Ricky's back. Strangely he also tried to
suppress some sexual tension he was battling. Rhonda noticed the burgeoning
bulge at his zipper and leaned over and whispered in to Wanda's ear. Wanda
took a quick glance down to see what Rhonda confided to her and smirked a
grin. Without any provocation from Ricky, Wanda gave a lightening- like left
jab right in to Ricky's lower abdominal. She repeated the hit with a right jab
to the same location and one last time with a left again. Ricky was doubled
over in pain and his school books and homework flew in ten directions. Wanda
placed her hands on his shoulders and spoke again ... ."Ricky, me and my girls
didn't bring a lunch today and thought you could help us out. Now if you'll
just stay in this bent over stance for a minute it will allow Nona to grab
your wallet easier". Nona reached in to his back pocket and pulled out a small
brown billfold which had a $20.00 bill inside. Nona waved the bill at Wanda
with a look of jackpot in her expression. Ricky continued to cough and moan in
pain. Wanda then told Ricky: "that's just enough for us to go to Taco Time for
lunch". And Ricky, if you join us I'll buy you a kids meal, would you like
that? Rhonda added:"make sure Taco Time has bibs" and all three girls laughed.

Wanda then had a change in her tone of voice and grabbed Ricky by the hair and
pulled him upright. Grabbing his lapel again she came close to his face and
said "listen to me you wimp, if you say anything about our little meeting here
I'll come looking for you, do you understand me? "Ricky breathed heavy and
Wanda twisted his shirt closer and whispered "Do you understand me? " Closing
his Eyes Ricky uttered out a "ye ye yes". Wanda continued "you need to
remember there's three of us and one of you so next time we might not let just
one of us handle you" Wanda released her hold and concluded with "where did
the twenty dollars come from Ricky"? Ricky stammered out "It's my weekly
allowance". "Excuse me but now it's my weekly allowance. We'll meet you at the
dumpster behind the 7-11 next Tuesday about 7:30 in the morning O.K? Don't be
late, keep your stupid mouth shut and no one gets hurt". Rhonda picked up one
of his notebooks and sarcastically said "you should take better care of your
books Ricky" and leaned over to hand him it. As he reached out to take it,
Rhonda dropped the book at his feet which made Wanda laugh. Rhonda then picked
up an algebra worksheet and stuffed it into his mouth. She leaned in to his
horrified face and said "tell your math teacher a dog ate your homework."
Wanda turned and commended Rhonda with a:"good, you're catching on". The three
girls slowly walked away and Ricky watched them as they faded in to the
morning fog. The last thing he heard was female giggling and the emotion he
felt was humiliation. This was exactly what Wanda calculated for him.

Lesson in Intimidation learned Intimidation Bullying is two parts words and
visuals, and one part physical. Threats need to be plentiful and only one good
punch can back up your words.

Chapter 2: Lessons in Harassment.

The dictionary defines harassment as ... "the act of tormenting by continued
and persistent attacks and criticism, to impede and exhaust and enemy by
repeated attacks and raids". Wanda loved nothing more than devising new ways
she could live up to her reputation as a harassing bully. She knew harassment
worked as a means to an end in sending messages to everyone she was not to be
messed with.

Freshmen's hazing was almost too easy. During those first two months of the
school year there were daily opportunities to create fear in the new students.
One such occasion Wanda walked past a freshman at her locker. The classic
"shoulders shove from behind" was used causing the girl to fall in to the
locker cavity. The next day the action was repeated and when the freshman
turned around, Wanda blurted out "Pimple face". Two days later Wanda once
again came upon the young girl with an acne problem, this time causing the
girl to fall totally to the ground. Wanda laughed as she continued to casually
walk away. After school the girl discovered a spray painted message on her
locker door; "pimple-faced losers are not welcome here".

Once while a young freshman honor student was walking through the cafeteria
towards a vacant spot at the lunch table Wanda came up from behind and threw
comet cleanser all over his grilled cheese sandwich. When he confronted her at
about it she gave him the deadly look so many at the school had become
accustomed to. She removed her windbreaker revealing an upper body that
rivaled the FBB's in magazines and displayed a tube top with the words "Do I
have to smack you?" across her chest. Quietly she leaned toward him and said
"don't ever accuse me of anything, I ... don't ... like..it."and with that she
threw an additional handful of comet in his face.

Another story that made the rounds on campus was the bicycle that Wanda openly
dismantled. It seems a freshman who rode to school everyday was getting
frustrated because, for a solid week, his tires were deflated at the end of
the day. Word came back to him that Wanda was doing it. When he confronted
heart the bike rack, she kicked him in the groin and, while he struggled to
recover, Rhonda and Nona held him while Wanda loosened all the bike parts or
bent them beyond repair. The episode that sent chills amongst the freshman
though was the time she jumped the freshman president, Damian Dover. Dover was
walking to school and, right behind Papa's Pizza, Wanda hit him hard on the
back of his neck leaving him dazed. The three girls hog- tied him and muffled
his mouth with a broad terry cloth towel. They proceeded to toss him in a
dumpster and pad locked the lid. The trash collector would be arriving at
about 5 in the afternoon and Wanda ordered Damien to blame a gang from another
school or she would do this to him again but worse. When the trash men arrived
they had to saw off the lock and, out of fear, Dover his parents he was jumped
by some guys at Lowell high school. Still it had the trade mark of Wanda
written all over it and the student body increased their corporate fear of
her. Eventually Wanda would brag of being the one who hatched and carried out
the little torturous prank.

Aside from the harassment towards the freshmen there was one story that
circulated to even the cross-town school which was talked about for a long
time. Kimberly Vernon was an eleventh grade science enthusiast was the one
chosen to experience Wanda's harassment in crippling proportions. The seating
arrangement in Biology class placed Kimberly in the front and Wanda in the
back row. One day Wanda threw a big wad of bubble gum at Kimberly's head
causing the substance to hang from her hair. Tuesday Wanda repeated the
tossing of gum and by Wednesday it was expected by the others in the class for
their entertainment. Thursday was no different and Friday Kimberly asked Wanda
to please stop. Once again the cold icy stare came upon Wanda's face and she
took out a large piece of gum and began to chew it in defiance. During Lunch
Wanda set up an elaborate system with her girls to trap Kimberly in the girl's
bathroom. They kept in touch by cell phone watching her moves like secret
agents. When she finally left the cafeteria Nona phoned Wanda that Kimberly
was going down the hallway where the bathroom was. When she did, in fact enter
the restroom, Nona phoned again to say "she's in". The three closed in and as
Wanda entered the bathroom the two others stood guard out side. Wanda had been
wearing a sweat suit up to this point and with a menacing air peeled off her
top to reveal a sports bra with the words "Your worst Nightmare" in bold
letters. Wanda then lunged at Kimberly and bitch-slapped her at least 6 times,
causing Kimberly to crumble to the bathroom floor, sobbing for Wanda to stop.
Deep inside Wanda loved the torture dimensions of this and how easy it was.
She stood over Kimberly and forcefully said "don't ever tell me what to do
EVER! " Wanda put her jacket back on and walked out of the bathroom. Nona and
Rhonda peeked in to see what disheveled appearance Kimberly was in. After
school Kimberly found a large poster hung on her locker with the words "Ugly
girls should keep bags on their head". She knew it was generated by Wanda.
Nevertheless Kimberly stayed home from school Monday out of fear and Tuesday
as Biology ended she felt the thump of sticky gum hit the back side of her
head again.

Lesson in Harassment learned Harassment is best exercised by being up front,
direct and very cruel.

To be continued in Bully Academy 2: Wanda flexes her muscles and moves
forward.