MY DOMINANT MOTHER by Hamlet MY MOTHER YVONNE MY BIG SISTER JOANNA AND HER FRIEND MICHELLE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FOUR THUGS My Mother Yvonne had been trying to collect money from Fred for over a month now. He owed thousands in credit card bills to Her main clients HBOS (Halifax Bank of Scotland). She was on commission and was desperate to collect the money She had taken the normal route of calling, writing, leaving him messages. So far nothing, no return calls, he was not answering his phone. She had even gone to his house. One thing about Fred was that he would brag and lie about how he had conned someone. She had heard rumours across town that Fred was bragging about the money and, that he was not going to pay it back. Making a big joke out of it. Now he had been avoiding Her a professional debt collector with Her own company Yvonne's Collections regarded as one of the most successful debt collector in England. He usually hung out a pub in Hackney called the Merry Widow. She worked out that She would get dressed and take a run down there taking Her daughter Joanna and Her daughter's Black Friend Michelle on Their first Mission. Yvonne chose a sleeveless black leather mini dress to reveal Her huge muscles that She had developed over years as a leading bodybuilder. She wore calf length boots and tight leather gloves. The whole effect was to inspire fear and terror into Her enemies. She then called my Big Sister Joanna to accompany Her on the mission together with Michelle. Joanna was dressed in a tight black leather jacket and skintight leather jodhpurs and shiny riding boots and leather gloves. Michelle was dressed also to kill in a tight leather bra, a long leather coat and riding boots too as well as skin tight leather gloves to make Her look really stunning. They left me Yvonne's 'wimpy son'. Simon behind. I felt so small and inadequate compared to these Three Big Women all dressed for action. As Yvonne left She kissed me on the lips and told me to be in bed by 9 or I would feel another caning having just experienced one already. (SEE PREVIOUS EPISODE) Joanna held me tightly as usual in Her leather-gloved hand while Michelle held me by the hair. They said I would be in for some more TTT 'Teasing and Tormenting and Torture 'tomorrow as Joanna once more called me a f--------g wimp right in my face which always had the effect of making me cry just like the little baby She thought I was.. Yvonne then grabbed Her leather jacket as She headed out the door with Joanna and Michelle that led to the garage. All three of Them had decided to take Their motor bikes instead of the car. Riding Harley Davidsons would draw a lot of attention. What the hell, it would be no more than they usually got anyway! Yvonne heard the phone ring an instant before She turned the key of Her bike. She ran back into the house to answer it as I gave Her the phone not daring to answer any of Her calls Damn, too late. It had stopped ringing. She hit call return and got Fred's answering machine. So, She thought, Fred finally had Her money and was calling to let Her know that I can come and pick it up. She decided to stop by his house on the way to the Merry Widow. She should have realized that something was wrong with Fred not answering when She called back, after he had just called Her. After pulling out of the driveway, She hit the button to close the garage. Fred lived across town in Greenwich. It took them forty-five minutes to get there. After parking Their Harleys in his driveway the Three Women walked up to his door and rang the doorbell. No answer. Yvonne rang the bell again before pushing the door open. 'Looks as if there's no answer Girls -let's go in' said Yvonne. Sticking Her head in and peeping around for starters, She called Fred by name. No answer. That was strange because Fred never left his door unlocked, much less cracked open. They entered the house thinking that earlier he had been on his way out and forgotten something and ran back into the house, and forgotten to pull the door closed. They walked through the living room and down the hall to the master bedroom. Still no Fred. Yvonne thought She heard a noise in the game room, which was downstairs. After They got downstairs they had to walk through a corridor to the game room. Yvonne opened the door and saw Harry tied to a chair looking half beaten to death. Yvonne began to run toward him when someone grabbed Her from behind by each of Her arms. She raised Her right foot off the floor and drove the heel of Her boot straight through his instep. He screamed out in agony. As he released Her She pulled Her right foot out of his instep, and turned to the right with Her elbow coming up catching him in the jaw, causing him to stumble backward. She shifted Her weight turning bringing Her old buddy, the left hook around slamming it into his right jaw. SMAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Someone another man grabbed Joanna by the left shoulder as the man in front of Yvonne collapsed to the floor. Joanna instantly twisted Her body bringing Her right fist up catching the man in the chin. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Yvonne heard a voice from across the room and a click, like a gun being cocked. She stopped where She was as the first man grabbed Her by the neck. The voice spoke slowly and calmly. "We have been looking for you Yvonne. Remember me you bitch? You should see the scar on my left cheek from our last meeting, when you put it there." She did recall the face. He was the man that She collected several thousand pounds from for Reg , Her client whom She act as a collector For from time to time. 'Yes I do remember your ugly face arsehole and I'll gladly do it again!' He continued in a rage as She always had an answer. "Well, l lady, I'm here to teach you to stay out of my affairs!" Three men with Fred tied to a chair beaten half to death and Yvonne with this clown who had his arms around Her neck. What a night this was going to be! Big Joe they called him. He was a thug who got that name from the size of his belly. He pulled up his shirt and showed Her scars from having to be stitched up from the gutting She had given him with Her fists when they last met. He put down the gun saying "Maybe we should have some fun with you and your Daughter and her Friend first." The third goon spoke up. "Boss, this is no ordinary woman. She is dangerous. She's a top class bodybuilder who trains in the gym every day. I think we should just mess her or her daughter and friend, as they're both top class bodybuilders too. Remember I also have a couple of scars from our last battle with her." Big Joe had unzipped his pants halfway down. Suddenly, changing the direction he was pulling on his fly. "You are right, Les. She is a beautiful piece of work and what a body, but very dangerous. I fancy the Daughter and Friend too" He grunted as he picked up his knife and walked toward Yvonne. Fred was beginning to stir, as he started to come too. The second thug still had his arms around Her neck. She waited for Big Joe to get within kicking range, and then raising Her foot She kicked hard him in the face, knocking him backward as the knife flew out of his hand. This activity caused the man holding Her to stumble backward. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The third man charged toward them as if he were a bull seeing a red flag. Michelle figured that he was asking for the same thing that Big Joe got. She threw both feet up and grabbed him around the ribs, the impact caused the man holding Yvonne to fly back against the wall, and to release Yvonne's neck. They all went down. It was a hard fall, but there was no time to think about pain if the Three Women were planning to get out of here alive. Yvonne quickly jumped to Her feet. She ran over to the knife and kicked it under the sofa. She turned to Big Joe and thrusted forward with a left-right combination of lethal punches to his flabby belly. His belly was the weakest part of his body and he grabbed it as he bend forward, puking. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Bruce one of the thugs charged Yvonne as She stood there getting Her balance, thrusting forward and upward with Her hard fist landing it in his belly, his body rising up into the air as he then bent at the waist screaming as he wrapped his arms around his belly. Blood spurted out of his mouth. Les the other thug and Big Joe heaved as they crawled around on the floor puking blood. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Now it was time fir Michelle to take care of the other thug Ronnie who had been holding Yvonne by the neck. He began to back up as She walked toward him. "You might as well take your medicine and get this over with" She said as he tripped over a chair behind him. She picked him up off the floor. As She released him he took a swing at Her, which She blocked. Quickly, She stepped backward throwing a left jab to his nose, and blood ran out of it like a broken faucet splattering all over Her lovely new leather coat. Then a right crosses to his chin causing him to stumble to his right as Her left hook smashed his jaw causing teeth to fly out of his mouth. He dropped to his knees holding his face. She reached over to pick him up . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 'Have you had enough arsehole!!' 'No more!!!'PLEASSSSEEEEEE!!!!! he pleaded to the big Black Girl as She brought Her fist down hard to. Smash his jaw again. It was Joanna's turn again She ran towards Big Joe. 'Come on arsehole I want you to feel My fists too!' She turned with Her fist clenched and gutted Big Joe. Before he could react She uppercut him, causing him to stagger, but only a little bit. Twirling around as fast as shecould, She then hooked Les who was next to him, Her fist landed near his mouth causing his lips to split open. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Her right fist then landed into Big Joe's left eye. He covered his eye with tears mixed with blood running down his cheeks. A left jab then closed his right eye as he drew back to throw a punch which barely missed Her because She had knocked him off balance with the last blow. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA She turned again to Big Joe. "Come on, big man, let's get this over with. I think your boys have had enough from My Mother My Friend and Me, so now it is you and Me. One of us is going home and the other is going to the hospital tonight!" 'Beat the shit out of him Darling show no mercy! 'shouted Yvonne enjoying every second of it. Big Joe was not really a good fighter, he was too fat and slow, but he carried a moderately heavy blow. Yvonne remembered getting hit by him seven months ago. Her body had rolled on the floor several times. As a matter of fact that was really why She gave him that scar on his face. Joanna waited for Big Joe to make his move. He approach Her swinging at Her with his big fist. She managed to get out of his way. He followed Her as She backed away from him while he swung wildly in the air. She dodged and ducked his advances giving Her time to get my second wind. Before Big Joe knew it, She had stopped ducking and backing away. As he drew back his fist hoping to execute a hook, She slammed Her fist into his belly. Over and over again She hammered my strong fist into his flabby belly. His knees appeared to be getting weak. She kept blasting my fist into his belly, and he began puking up blood and saliva, which rained from his mouth and his nose. She continued to punish his fat gut, with her hard fist. She then placed Her left hand on his shoulder pushing him into position. She came upward with a powerful uppercut causing his head to spring back. Quicker then lightning, She came around with a right belly punch. It brought his head downward enough for Her left hook to make contact. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! His face spun to his left as teeth and blood was expelled from his mouth. She was fast enough to punch him in his left jaw again with a right cross then a left to his belly again with all the strength She had left. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! He dropped to the floor as he folded into a fetal Position with a little movement, then nothing, he laid there motionless. It was very quiet and so still you could hear a pin drop The Three Women looked around at the four bloody unconscious men in triumph, Big Joe and his three men. Fred had finally fully regained consciousness. Yvonne went up to comfort him 'Are you going to pay Me back especially as I have rescued you? ' 'Yes certainly Yvonne take anything You like my wallet's over there and You can take anything in my house I can't stop you 'You certainly can't We'll just go and help Ourselves. You owe money and you're going to pay it!' She turned to Joanna and Michelle. 'That was a wonderful job Girls! You will both be great Debt Collectors and fighters when You leave college' 'I loved that Mother-beating people up is so much better than college work! 'said Joanna I had a great time too' said Michelle.' I had a real orgasm-please can We come with You on Your next mission Mother!' (Yvonne was not Her actual Mother but She spent more time in Her house than She did Her mother's house) 'Certainly Girls -My next mission is dealing with a nasty flasher and rapist.' Meanwhile: 'LET'S TAKE AS MUCH AS WE CAN AND THEN GO HOME!!'