HOW A FOREIGNER SHOULD SUBMIT TO A NORSE WOMAN The fIrst thing a foreigner should to understand is that a Norse Woman is a and invincible and formidable foe. To defeat one in battle or argument is an impossible feat in fact. So you see, for a common person like a foreigner to do battle with a Norse Woman is would take an unusual amount of skill, training, and above all, a great degree of intelligence and wisdom, so effectively it is impossible .Since Norse Women have a high degree of intelligence, we must start by learning as much about them as we can. Once this background reading is done and we are educated as to the ways of the Norse Woman, we are prepared to learn some battle as well as defence techniques. We must first examine the Norse Woman’s physical prowess. One must and cannot help but to notice the impressive chest dimensions of a Norse Woman. Of course varied they can be approximated to just a bit under twice their waist dimension. Their upper arms are capable of rivalling most men's lower legs, and their thighs I am sure are capable of crushing an individual’s head if the Norse Woman is not pleased with Her present company! So you see my friends and fellow followers of the Norse Woman’s, this is an adversary not to be taken lightly. The Norse Woman should be treated with the utmost respect for they have a high degree of intelligence and are capable of defeating all chosen to die. Therefore we as students must find a different way. Continue to battle the Norse Woman and most assuredly lose, or submit? But wait, perhaps there is another option we have yet to explore, and this is the approach I have found that works best when confronted by a Norse Woman. First and foremost, always treat a Norse Woman with the utmost respect as your superior (if in doubt remember your background work). Second consider the tools the Norse Woman is using. . Please stay with me as you are going to learn what really is going on inside the mind of a Norse Woman if She has practiced Her skills well. The Norse Woman is cunning,, charming, beautiful, and mystifying. You might notice that She is dressed stunningly almost always in shiny black leather and yet very seductively. She probably has smooth painted lips and fingernails, wears boots with dangerous high heels, and moves with the grace of an angel. This is all to catch the attention of those She is intending to engage, whether it is in battle or otherwise, at this point up to not Her, but those around Her. It is my contention that to do battle or to have an argument is a fruitless effort leaving The Norse Woman feeling exhilarated and semi fulfilled. I say semi because Norse Women (if treated properly) are very peaceful and loving individuals. At this point I would again reflect on our background work remembering there was a time when Norse Woman’s had to fight to earn the respect of others and it was a hard battle but they did win it in spite of overwhelming odds. As for the history of Norseland.I will give a brief background. I have already said it is situated in the Pacific Ocean.The original inhabitants are the Papians .These are dark skinned Polynesian people.They led a peaceful life in their island paradise of fishing and farming rather like the Caribs in the Caribbean before the White Settlers arrived. The first White People to arrive were Scandinavian Settlers. The founder of the country was Jan Stefan from whom Stefansholm the capital is named who arrived with 20 Settlers on May 13 1650.These White Settlers came mainly from Norway. They came to escape the poverty and cold of Norway at that time. Like their descendants the Vikings that were anxious to explore the world, as well as to conquer, rape and pillage just like the Vikings. What amazed these Papians was that the Women were as big if not bigger than the Men. The part of Norway they originated from in the extreme north in the provinces of Nordland ,Troms and Finnmark where the Men had learnt fighting skills to equal the Men partly because so many of the Men had been lost at sea or in wars .Also the harsh climate and living conditions had actually made the Men stronger than the Men as a men's endurance to hardship is as generally greater than a man's. The Papians offered almost no resistance to their White conquerors.Not only were they naturally non violent and quite weak, they saw these big blonde White people, especially the Women as being so much bigger and stronger and more advanced than them.Some resistance was offered by the Papians but it was brutally and ruthlessly crushed. What chance did these small, simple peaceful Polynesian people stand against the mighty descendants of Vikings? .They were amazed by the Sheer size of these Norse Settlers especially the Women who called themselves Norse Woman and were as hard and tough as the men and in some cases much tougher. When these Settlers arrived the native inhabitants ran away in terror. They knew that each one was as strong at least as 6 of them. The Settlers drove the native population into the remote mostly uninhabited north eastern corner of the island . Although these Norse People as they called Themselves were extremely fierce and brutal ,They were very kind and benevolent. They came from societies where there was a tradition of helping and caring for one's neighbour. After all They could have massacred all the Papians if they had wanted to in a few years and the Papians have to thank Them for Their benevolence in allowing them to survive!This was partly because the Norse Folk were a Female dominated society in which control lay with the Men or the Norse Womans.The longer they settled the more Female dominated the society became largely because they were so isolated from the rest of the world. The Norse Woman was by nature very strong but gentle and loving as well as being very violent and brutal if She had to. They would not hurt Their Men to whom they were very protective and caring. They would not either hurt Their Papian slaves unless there was a good reason to. At the same time if a slave was disobedient to his Mistress he could expect no mercy at all and could be put to death in the most painful way usually by strangulation by a leather chord. The Norse Womans were very strong believers in the 'carrot and the stick'. All Norse Women have by now forgotten the need to fight that battle, and it is up to the rest of the populous to demonstrate that they deserve the utmost respect. The way this is done is to offer, before it is demanded, perhaps an intelligent gesture letting the Norse Woman know right away that She is the dominant one in the relationshipl. Next we must consider in the ways of the warrior, what the tools a Norse Woman prizes the most are. We know Her physical prowess is awe inspiring so let us work with that, except turn that into a plus. We know the Norse Woman is a peaceful being so if we have reached the point of discussing Her physical qualities unscathed then, why not use that great strength to our advantage? You see there is nothing wrong with great physical prowess. In fact if we are intelligent, as we have claimed to be, we will convince the Norse Woman to share some of the wisdom that gave Her that great strength so that we too may acquire some added abilities. Next, we must examine the other tools She may have at Her disposal. If She is using the cloak of femininity, it would be very wise to add to the selection available. Under no circumstances should the Norse Woman be encouraged to do away with Her feminine wiles, or enchanting ways. To do this is to ask for a life of boredom and castration from a dual sexed community of suitors. Instead encourage these traits as admirable and desirable. Even add to them out of your own purse. Norse Womans love surprise. It is in fact one of their major weapons. Once you are aware of this you may utilize that same weapon with a neutralizing force. Here is what I suggest. If there are any young Norse Womans reading this, it would be wise to heed the advice in this lesson. Accept these gifts, wear them wisely and utilize the tools I have outlined. I say this because and only because I have been acknowledged by the Norse Woman’s as a friend and not an adversary. I demand and receive the same respect as they, but it did not come cheaply. I had to earn that respect, and rightfully so because I also had some lessons to learn in the appropriate way to treat a Norse Woman in order to win Her affections. Had She not used those feminine wiles, painted lips and nails as well as the other tools of seduction She would not have gained my attention at all. Once the Norse Woman has recognized that Her weaponry is being greatly enhanced and appreciated as a powerful weapon, yet trusted to being used in only the best of ways unless absolutely necessary, one may advance to the next stage. This is to hold a Norse Woman, I mean really hold one. Feel the softness underlying that great strength, the firmness of Her well toned body, and learn that their is real beauty in those feminine tools. If tHere is no beauty found then She has not studied Her lessons well and is not to be feared nearly as much for Her powers are weakened considerably! If this is the case and you don't detect the exquisite aroma of expensive perfume, perhaps it is simply unavailable to Her and you should, without embarrassing Her, make sure that She has an adequate supply. The same holds true for that silken blouse. If by chance it is made of a lesser material, then rectify the situation. Make absolutely sure your Norse Woman has all the weaponry She can possibly obtain, you will see why shortly. Well armed, the Norse Woman can be given flowers for now She knows there is a trust and a genuine feeling between the two of you. In fact it is necessary, if not already done, to approach the local florist and demand that a sweet bouquet be delivered immediately.