ULLA AND CHRISTOPHER ARRIVE IN MUMBAI 
by Hamlet



Christopher lay in Ulla's muscular leather clad arms as the Air India flight
was about to land at Mumbai's Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport.

He looked down from the night sky across the vast expanse of the Arabian Sea
and could see the lights of Mumbai in the distance

It was not long before they has actually hit the runway of the airport as he
could see the lights of the Terminal buildings in the distance'

An announcement came on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, we have arrived at Mumbai's Chhatrapati Shivaji
International Airport You may now unfasten your seat belts. The local time is
10 pm and the local temperature is 27 C 80 F. We have really enjoyed your
company and hope you will travel by Air India again.'.

Ulla stood up towering over Christopher in her leather jacket. trousers and
high heeled boots

'Right darling we have arrived at last on our holiday to India You will have
the holiday of your lifetime with me. Remember you are at all times under my
supervision as your Domme and Mother I don't want you ever to leave my sight
at all! '

'You will of course do exactly as I say sweetheart We will go everywhere
together. After we have gone through Customs and baggage control, we will take
a taxi to the Four Seasons Hotel which I understand is in central Mumbai in an
area called Worli. You must understand that I am a Brunhilda and I am paying
for absolutely everything so you will put away your money do you understand?'

He immediately responded as she held him by the throat in her leather gloved
hand as they began to leave the plane.

'Yes, certainly Ulla.I will always obey you'

She then turned round to him.

'Sweetheart why do you keep looking at that man over there? He's an ugly
bastard so why do you look at him and his wife at all?'

'Well err Ulla I recognised him as soon as we got on the plane. It's just when
I was in Nottingham, he was in the Nottingham Singers with me and we were
performing Gilbert & Sullivan the Pirates of Penzance.'

'He was really rude to me and told me I could not sing and then told me to sit
somewhere else. All the time we were rehearsing he resented me being there. He
told me he had been singing Gilbert and Sullivan since he was 15 and why had I
joined at my age.'

'Why didn't you tell me about this before Christopher? I will not tolerate
anyone upsetting or annoying you!

'I know Christopher that these operatic societies are full of prima donnas
like him who resent anyone new joining! Do not worry I will deal with the
bastard the Pigface!'

With that she grabbed Christopher by the hand in her leather gloved hands. She
was clearly taller and more muscular than the other passengers as she pushed
them aside as she walked forwards imperiously pulling Christopher behind her
as if he was just a little baby.

She thought to herself speaking in her own language Norselandic so that the
other passengers could hear

'God that Pigface is going to pay for this! No one but no one upsets my sweet
darling! I've been watching that bastard on the place with his stupid wife. I
noticed him when I came out of the toilet after I had screwed Christopher.
He's nothing more than a dirty peeping tom! I am determined to deal with him
and his wife too! What the hell does the stupid bitch she sees in him?'

'Gud at Sviinafla kommer til aa betale for dette! Ingen men ingen opproorer
min soote kj�re! Jeg har sett den j�velen paa stedet sammen med den dumme
kona hans. Jeg la merke til ham da jeg kom ut av toalettet etter at jeg hadde
skrudd Christopher. Han er ikke noe mer enn en skitten gluggag�gir! Jeg er
fast bestemt paa aa takle ham og kona ogsaa! Hva faen gjoor den dumme tispa
hun ser i ham? '

They were soon at Passport Control as she continued to hold Christopher by the
hand as, he looked down submissively.

Suddenly Pigface walked beside her She was furious! She could hear him speak
to his wife

'Come on Marnie I don't know what is wrong in this f""g country! I am
exhausted after that bloody flight and I just want to get to my hotel as soon
as possible!'

With one move Ulla grabbed him by the neck and pulled him backwards as he felt
her massively superior strength

'You will wait your turn you Pigface and I don't want any more trouble from
you while I'm here you ugly shithead!'

He lay on the floor in agony as all the passengers in the queue watched him
groaning in pain as his wife stood over him trying to pull him up.

'Jeff why did you annoy her and push past her? You got what you deserved!'

'Look just pull me up I saw that foreign bitch on the plane she's not going to
tell me what to do!'

'You are simply scared of her because she's bigger than you. I am sure you
won't call her a bitch to her face! You're really a coward!'

Ulla got through Passport Control with the minimum of time especially as the
Immigration Officer began sweating as he had never seen a woman of her size
and build before.

They were soon collecting their luggage and proceeded to the taxi rank.

Once more Ulla saw Pigface this time waiting for a taxi.

He spoke to his wife again.

'God it's that blonde foreign she -devil again! '

His neck was still aching from the time she had grabbed him by the neck at
Passport Control

She strode up to him once more determined to harass him again.

'I hope you do not think you are going to get a taxi before me Pigface!'

'We were here before you.' he whispered not daring to look at her face

With that she grabbed him by the collar and flung him with one hand nearly
three metres across the road.

He yelled out in sheer torment as he lay on the ground bleeding all over

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

She shouted at the taxi driver who like everyone was petrified of her
overpowering physique

'FOUR SEASONS HOTEL DR E MOSES ROAD NOW!!!

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TO BE CONTINUED