The Way of the Norse Woman - Romance and Sex 
by Hamlet



Norse Women like Justice Rochester have sex too, you know. Her life isn't all
fighting and feasting, beating and killing. Sometimes it's pleasant to just
relax with a Norse Man and fuck his brains out. So this part of the series
covers sex.

Sex Education in Norseland

Any sane culture educates it's young in these matters before it becomes an
issue. That is why in Norseland Sex Education is a vital part of the
curriculum which all children have to pass . They are taught all the sexual
positions and how to screw your partner This means that the parents and/or
schools teach children about sex before they are ready to start trying it out
for themselves. But some insane cultures seem to believe that the whole issue
should be left to chance, and even the word "sex" makes people shudder.
Obviously other society like that has a problem, but if they choose to live
that way, that's their choice.

Advice to young Norse Women

By the way, you can't discuss the matter of sex without a word that means
Norse Woman and Norse Man doing it together. There are so many words for this;
sexual intercourse, bonking, sexual intimacy, screwing, coitus, balling and so
on. Norse Women like to use straight forward simple words, so I call it
"fucking". If you find that word obnoxious, vulgar or offensive, then download
this file, and do a search and replace in your word processor, replacing
"fuck" with another word. I find that this soothes some people, goodness knows
why. For good sex, you need at least one person. My preferred number is two,
one of each gender as there is no such thing as homosexuality in Norseland. If
your preferences differ, this article is of limited value to you. Get advice
elsewhere. One of each gender doesn't rule out serial sex, of course, where
the Norse Woman has sex with one man until he's all used up, then goes on to
the next. I wouldn't advise more than two, though, for reasons that will
become clearer below.

Precautions

If you are a Norse Girl and want to have a baby, fine. But if you don't, then
you should understand that sex is what makes babies start. This isn't obvious,
of course, and you might not have realised it. But insert rod A into slot B is
what triggers the whole baby process.

If you don't want to have a baby, you don't have to. Visit your Doctor or
Social Officer, explain the situation, and She will give you pills or a device
or send you a Sex Therapist. The Method is less reliable than the
technological fixes. Condoms are good, but sometimes in the heat of the moment
you forget, or you only bought a dozen. I always keep a few taped to the
bottom of my scabbard, and extra in my saddlebags. The most reliable
contraceptive, of course, is the humble aspirin. You don't swallow it, though;
you grip it tightly between your knees.

If, in spite of your precautions, something does seem to have gone wrong, go
straight to your doctor or Social Officer She will know what to do.

Strength and confidence

Don't worry about being stronger than the Norse Boy or Man; no matter what
they claim, Norse Men go nuts over strong Women. They adore the feeling of
helplessness we give them, the loss of initiative, and the imperative to
yield. They love our powerful muscles, our hard bodies, our strong hands. Most
Norse Men just turn to mush when they discover that instead of a weak woman
stick insect like a foreign woman, they're facing a powerful Norse Woman.

So you should use that. Make sure he knows as soon as possible that you're not
an ordinary oslander, but a hard, tough Norse Woman. Even if you have to hurt
him a little, make sure he knows who's in charge (I prefer to be gentle with
them, and use no more strength than is absolutely necessary). Cracking a few
walnuts with your hands works well, and when you do the same with your hard
thighs, just watch his face.

Confidence is important, too. A Norse Woman has total confidence in Herself
and Her abilities, and you should let it show. Don't worry about his reaction,
he'll quickly understand, and will knuckle under.

Arm wrestling in which the Norse Woman always wins is a good gentle way to
show him that he isn't as strong as he thought he was. You can put his arm
down without hurting him very much (except his pride, of course).

Sex and love

There's two kinds of sex, sex with and sex without love. Sex without love is
fine, but the other kind is ten times better. Sex reinforces love, love
reinforces sex. Be careful if you intend to have sex without love, Norse Men
have a horrible habit of falling in love with a Norse Woman just because She
fucked him a few times. And the same thing can happen the other way round,
don't think you're immune to cupid's arrows just because you're wearing
leather and high heeled boots.

Flirting

Some Norse Boys and Men don't need very much encouragement, they're
anybody's.The more interesting sort of man needs a bit of a come-on to get him
interested. Subtle come-ons start with a glance under your eyelashes, a small
smile, wrinkling your nose, licking your lips, tossing your hair, wiggling
your shoulders. Less subtle is a big smile, winking, brushing yourself against
him as you go past, letting your hair splash across his face, pushing hard
against his crotch, spilling your drink on him, dropping crumbs on his lap and
brushing them off. It's considered impolite these days to throw a man to the
ground and start humping him. On the other hand, it's perfectly acceptable and
works very well.

If the flirting catches his attention, you can proceed The six stages are:
hand-holding, light petting , heavy petting and wanking , wanking to orgasm
and fucking. I'd honestly advise you to go slowly through each of those
stages, because it's more fun to traverse them slowly. He, of course will want
to go straight to fucking. Norse Men can't help it, they're made that way.
It's up to you to make him slow down, using force if necessary. Use as little
force as possible, if you hurt them they get all sulky for .

You might have to teach him quite a lot. Norse Men have been taught how to
please a Norse Woman. You'll have to explain to him about breasts and nipples
and how to treat them, and what to do, how and when. Norse Men usually
underestimate how much pleasure they can give with just their hands and
fingers, And they're always anxious to cut to the chase, get to the insert rod
A in slot B part, as if they had a train to catch. You should be firm (but
gentle) and make them do it your way and know that you are in charge, not him.
They'll thank you for it later.

Penis size

Norse Men all think that's crucial , and often boast online about how big they
are.. They boast about length (45 centimetres seems to be a standard length)
and thickness (6 centimetres seems frequent). If they give the thickness
(diameter) I often ask for circumference, and then find the contradiction
between the two (circumference must be 3.14 times diameter) and then the two
of you can have a cosy discussion trying to resolve that issue. I find that
this sometimes leads into a discussion of the relative merits of castration
versus emasculation.

Just like they think penis size is important, they also think that bust size
is crucial. Well, obviously you know you are more than adequate in this area,
you want to be able to flaunt them, but don't worry if the competition is
bigger. Make of for it by using what you have more actively.

Kissing

It's absolutely crucial that you let him breathe while you're kissing him.
Don't cover his mouth or choke him with your tongue and nose completely, and
don't squeeze him too hard in the embrace. If he does run short of air, he'll
try to tell you by struggling and wriggling, but don't rely on this, because
it can feel very like he's just in the throes of passion. Make sure you are
wanking him hard while you are kissing him and try arse fucking him with your
fingers too. One excellent indicator is if his erection goes down while you're
kissing him, that really shouldn't happen, and either it means he's in
distress, or else he's a quickshot (bad news).

Virgins

There are still a few around, and just because he's a virgin, doesn't mean
there's necessarily anything wrong with him. He might just be very shy.

You just have to be very, very gentle firm and careful with him, and assume
that he hasn't a clue what to do, so you'll have to show him. Remember you are
the Boss!

The biggest problem with virgins is they tend to fall in love with the first
Norse Woman that deflowers them, and they get very clingy, which can be an
embarrassment.

The Strap on (Bandet parn Norselandic)

This was a device largely invented and developed in Norseland that has spread
across the world. It had been one of the biggest advances in Female Domination
and is an integral part of Norselandic sexual relations.th e psychological
implications of the strap on has been that the Norse Woman now wields the
penis the former symbol of male authority. The Woman gives while the male
becomes the receiver.This is an incredible power exchange where the Woman is
dominant and the man is stripped of his masculinity as he surrenders his will
to the Woman aggressor. The Woman knows this is all about empowerment and is
about total mental and physical domination.

Erotic Wrestling(Erotisk Brottning)

All Norse Women lead a very active sex lives enjoying sex with Their Men

That involves the Woman always on top shoving His huge Cock up Her pussy

and at the same tine fisting Him and screwing Him with Her strap on

remorselessly until he was aching and sore. The Session would end often with

the Man in tears which would result in the Woman putting Her loving arms

around Him in TLC (Tender Loving Care) to protect and care for Him as if he
was a little child.In fact the Women see the Men basically as Their children
and the phrase 'look after the Men and Children first' is used frequently as
if the Men are like

the Children helpless before Their Women.

The Women always expect the Man to show abject surrender in the love making

Sessions that involve the Man often on His knees licking Her toes for all He

is worth to please Her realising that it is Her pleasure only that matters as

a Norse Woman . She loves to have Her toes sucked and with Her permission of

course to have Her belly massaged gently.

Female Orgasms

Don't fake them. You're only cheating yourself. You should always let him know
where you are, even grunts and moans are better than silence; he'll find the
feedback very useful. If you come, let him know afterwards, and tell him how
it felt for you. If you didn't come, tell him so, and what he should have done
differently. But never, ever, lie about it.

Ultimately, it's his job to give you the best orgasm he can.

Male orgasms

Some people say you should only let a man have an orgasm when he's really
deserved it, but I differ. I think you should give a man at least three
orgasms per day (first thing in the morning, early evening, and late at
night), even if you have to do all the work. And on weekends, you can jump him
several times. Ignore anything he says about being too tired, they never are
really. You might have to grip him firmly with your legs, and don't worry
about the screams, it means he's having a really good time.

Norse Men always want to come as quickly as possible. Don't take any notice of
that, a good Norse Woman will make him take as long as possible, postponing
his orgasm as long as you possibly can. Don't allow the quickie; use as much
force as you need to in order to prevent it from spurting. Some Norse Women
say that pain is a good way to do this, but I think you should always be
gentle with them. Whichever way you go, he'll thank you afterwards. If he's
still conscious. And if you've done it really well, he won't be.

The morning after

Do try to remember his name. If you keep calling him 'sweetie', there's a good
chance he'll realise you've forgotten. I like to write it down somewhere, so
that next morning I can refresh my memory.

Make sure he knows where the breakfast things are before you start getting
ready for the day, so he can be making you breakfast while you shower and
dress. And make sure that he clearly understands that although you're not
throwing him out, he's to be gone by the time you get back (unless you've
decided to keep him for a while). If he looks like he's thinking of arguing,
just raise a leg and scratch the inside of your thigh, and smile at him.

Norse Men

Norse Men are of course not wimps at all. In fact they are bigger and stronger
than any other men in the world; it's just that the Women are bigger and
naturally even stronger. The Men have the biggest Cocks in the world almost as
big as horses ,which is why women the world over join the NAS(Norselandic
Admiration Society) which is full of American and British women yearning for a
Norse Cock and whose membership is over 3 million.In relations with foreign
women the role is reversed with the Norse Man always screwing her hard and
with her submitting to his power and virility.

That is why a Philippino woman has written a poem in praise of the wonderful
Norse Man and his incredible Cock.The sentiments are the same as those for a
Norse Woman.

O FOR A NORSE COCK!

I want a Norse Man and Him only for coition

I yearn so for His member and for Him alone

So full of courage He is my sole ambition

His member strong to make me cry and groan and moan

Richly proportioned in all its dimension

It has a Head pointed like a canister

Enormous huge nothing like it in all creation