Warrior nuns, part 2
by Hamlet



Once it had been decided that heresy and more seriously blasphemy had been
committed the Norselandic Warrior Nuns or the Sisters of Mercy as they were
more formally called, would visit the accused in their home. If that were not
at home or failed to keep the appointment, they would break into their house
usually at night using their skills as Holy Burglars just as they had
kidnapped Roland Davenport

They would also act as Bailiffs seizing all the offender's personal property
as Penance. The property of the accused would be used to pay for the
procedural expenses all Court expenses as well as the accused's own
maintenance at the Convent. The accused would be taken forcefully to the cells
at the local Convent and then tied up securely where he/she would follow a
rigorous routine of heavy labour and hard work until the time of their Trial
came around.

The date of the Trial would be fixed usually withing six days of the accused
arriving at the Convent. The accused would be taken to the Court from their
cell by the Court Bailiff. The Bailiff would take the accused by a dog collar
semi -naked in handcuffs to the Trial Room that was a vast room with a golden
throne and a massive portrait of The Queen Goddess.

Once inside the Trial Room the accused would have to bend down and prostrate
themselves before The Mother Superior in an act of abject submission. The
Warrior Nun Prosecutor would then present them with a list of the accusations
against them.

The Prosecutor's role was also to humiliate and to ridicule the accused. The
Court existed purely to demean the accused and to decide what sentence and
punishment to carry out. Denouncers in this case Sisters Alison and Megan
would be witnesses to the accusations and their role would be to discredit and
degrade the accused as much as they could.

The Chief Catechisitor as well as the Prosecutor would watch the victim being
tortured on a full array of torture instruments that lay before them to ensure
the accused suffered the most excruciating agony as Penance for their sins.

The most common form of torture instrument was that of the Inquisition the
Strapado. The victim would be suspended from the ceiling by a pulley in front
of the Chief Catechisitor.Weights would be attached to the ankle's testicles
and feet while the victim would be cropped hard by the Bailiff. The torture
would continue until the victim was literally screaming with pain and begging
to confess their sins. The idea was for the Confession to be true and free so
that the victim would openly confess their sins.

Other forms of torture would include the Rack whereby the Bailiff would tie
the prisoner onto a rack in various agonizing positions while she would
torture him/her by squeezing the nipples and testicles in her latex gloved
hands or sticking pins into the genitals until the prisoner would be yelling
for mercy begging to confess that they were a reprobate sinner and to repent
and be admitted back into the Light of God.

The other form of terrible torture was Tongue Lashing in which the Prosecutor
would yell righteous abuse into the victim's ear literally reducing him to a
nervous wreck until he would confess all his sins literally begging for the
agonising abuse to cease!

As for Sentencing the most favourable outcome for the victim was Suspension as
acquittals were effectively unknown. The prisoner would be allowed to go home
but would be subject to severe Probation whereby he would be strictly
supervised by his Supervisor a PWN (Personal Warrior Nun), whereby he would be
watched daily by a PWN through a CCTV installed in his home. He would have to
regularly confess his sins to her and she would effectively take over his
entire life forcing him through a rigorous and exacting routine of religious
instruction and daily hard labour.

The accused would have to wear a hair shirt at all times during his period of
Probation with a large badge around his neck stating in the case Davenport:

I AM ROLAND DAVENPORT A WRETCHED SINNER AND DESERVE THE PUNISHMENTS OF HELL
FIRE!

This had to be worn as a collar around the neck at all times as a sign of
humiliation and disgrace.

The most common form of punishment though was Reconciliation in which the
accused would be sentenced to a rigorous period of punishment that would
include severe and agonising corporal punishment administered by a strap or a
cane under the supervision of a PWN..This would also include a period of hard
;labour under her supervision that would be strictly enforced until he would
be turned into a physical and mental wreck under her hands,

Yet the worst form of punishment of all would be to be turned over to the
Police or the Judges the Secular Arm who always cooperated with the WNs.The
Judges were absolutely ruthless and enforced the death penalty at all times
mercilessly. There was a saying that Judges 'made the Gestapo look like boy
scouts.

Their favourite method of execution was slow strangulation with a leather
chord that would be carried out at the Convent at which the PWN would perform
the Last Rites and watch the victim go bright purple and finally collapse in a
heap on the floor in total agony with a death that was worse than crucifixion!

Sister Alison at last reached St Agatha's Convent with her prisoner Professor
Roland Davenport accompanied by her colleague Sister Megan after driving from
Oxford University where they had kidnapped him right in front of his students.
Here to greet them at the entrance was the Court Bailiff Sister Marissa a
strapping buxom Norse Woman fully experienced on the art of torturing
prisoners

She grabbed hold of Davenport's trussed up body and threw him over her
shoulder as if he was just a sack of potatoes and an animal, which as a
believer in Evolution he basically believed he was!

'Thank you so much Alison and Megan for your wonderful and blessed work. I
will take this prisoner to his cell. The trial starts on Monday at 9 AM
prompt. before the Mother Superior

BLESSED ARE YOU AMONG WOMEN!

'Tusen takk Alison og Megan for deres fantastiske og velsignede arbeid. Jeg
tar denne fangen til kellen hans. Rettsaken starter mandag klokken ni. spoor
foorr Mora Overlegen.'

'VELSIGNET EREN DEREN BLANT KVINNER!

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