THE TRIAL OF ROLAND DAVENPORT BEGINS
by Hamlet



Roland Davenport stood with his head bowed at the Warrior Nuns' Catechision
Court in Eastry in Kent England . He was now prepared for the charges against
him to be read out by Senior Sister Valentine Rostergaard.

Sister Marissa Bloodbanger the Court Bailiff had already dragged her prisoner
Davenport from his cell into the Great Hall of the Trial Room by a dog collar
on his hands and knees. What a wretched sight he was half naked exposing his
wretched skinny body which was such a contrast to the muscular build of Sister
Marissa and the other Warrior Nuns.

As she dragged him into the darkness of the Great Hall he beheld the vastness
of the Golden Throne on which sat the Mother Superior Extremely Senior Sister
Athena Lydiasdottir.She was dressed totally in shiny black latex with a long
flowing cape wearing a mask with only her eyes showing adding terror to the
occasion. She had a long-pointed hat that made her look do amazingly tall as
she sat there looking so proud and overbearing.

Next to her on a slight lower Throne sat Very Senior Sister Eva Harvested
Chief Prosecutor. It was her role to bring the list of charges against
Davenport and to ruthlessly cross examine and humiliate him before the whole
world.

To the left in the Witness and Denouncement box sat Sisters Alison and Megan
who had personally captured and kidnapped Davenport from the lecture room at
New College Oxford using all their skills as fighters beating his security
guards to a pulp.

Their role was to bring as much evidence as they could against the accused
noting his every single misdemeanour so that the prisoner would face the full
punishment for all his sins

To the right crouched on a stool sat the defence counsel the American atheist
Samuel Harrison an American author and neuroscientist. Mother Athena had
ordered him to be the defence counsel in the Trial. He had reluctantly agreed
knowing full well that he faced being sentenced for the crime of Defending an
Atheist if Davenport was found guilty. He only had limited powers and could
face severe punishment if he did not do as Mother Athena ordered him.

Behind the Throne was a vast portrait of The Queen Goddess as well as a
massive Norselandic flag and a golden crucifix.

In front of the Throne was a rack in which the prisoner would be tied upright
in the crucifix position where he would directly face the Catechision Court
and the Mother Superior Herself.

Once inside the procedure would be that the accused would be presented with a
list of accusations by the Chief Prosecutor whose role it was to ridicule and
humiliate the accused and to tear his arguments to shreds.

The Court would also use torture to interrogate the prisoner. This would be
applied by the Court Bailiff Sister Marissa who was an expert Torturess and
who knew how to inflict the most excruciating pain on her victims in the noble
art of Divine Torture .The use of torture was a subject that all Nuns had to
learn in their Novitiate and in which and in which they would have to be
thoroughly qualified in order to attain their full Nunhood.

Mother Superior Athena stood up to addressed the Court.

'Good morning Sisters and members of the press and public The first Trial of
the Cathecision Court in England has begun and we pray to God there will be
many like it. This Trial will be relayed right across the world. This will be
the first of its kind in which hundreds of apostates and criminals across the
world will be tried and sentenced and deservedly punished. Our aim is to rid
the world of atheism and the twin disease of relativism. In many ways this
Court resembles the International; Criminal court in the Hague and we hope
everyone in the whole world will be able to watch it.'

'I am an instrument of God's Will and the will of Her Divine Majesty the Queen
Goddess and my every utterance is the Law. I and only I will pass sentence
according to the evidence that is presented to me as The Mother Superior.'

She then directly addressed the prisoner.

How does the prisoner plead?

Roland Davenport stood up looking so ridiculous just dressed in his
underpants.

He screamed out in fury.

'This court is a complete farce! I was kidnapped from Oxford by force by your
so-called nuns right in front of my students!

'This trial demonstrated the stupidity of all religious beliefs. Religion is a
a justification for belief without evidence. Religion is one of the world
great evils as is demonstrated by this ridiculous court. Religious faith is
the great copout the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate
evidence! '

'I refuse to answer any questions at all by a court that has no jurisdiction
at all based on a fascist state Norseland. You have no right to impose your
theocratic methods on this country. '

'I refuse to acknowledge your court at all and this illegal trial!

RELEASE ME NOW YOU EVIL HARIDANS!

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