THE TRIAL OF ROLAND DAVENPORT part 1
by Hamlet
THE WARRIOR NUNS


Mother Superior Extremely Senior Athena Lydiasdottir sat in her throne like
chair in her study at St. Agatha Convent in Eastry near Deal in Kent. She sat
there overlooking the lovely Kent countryside. She wore her long black shiny
latex gown, the uniform of the Norselandic Sisters of Mercy or the Warrior
Nuns. Her long blonde hair was tied in a latex gown that went right to the
ground. She wore a mask to terrify her victims so that her mouth was the only
part of her anatomy that was visible. Underneath her gown she wore a tight
basque that revealed her huge cleavage and Her rippling muscles that inspired
fear and respect to all who stood in Her presence. She wore thigh length
rubber and leather boots with razor sharp 15 cm heels with pointed steel
capped toes. Around her waist she carried a large steel cross that was pointed
like a sword and could in itself be a weapon. She wore a whole armoury of
weapons around her waist, a whip with steel; thongs at the end, three knives,
leather chords and two knuckledusters. She completed the effect with stunning
skin tight shiny latex gloves.

She had just sent two of her Nuns, Senior Sister Alison Bjorgegaard and Junior
Sister Megan Vaskersjold on a Divine Mission to Oxford to capture and kidnap
the leading world atheist and blasphemer Professor Roland Davenport and to
bring him for trial at the Convent.

She knew that Davenport was a leading English ethnologist, evolutionary
biologist and author of several books ranging from biology to his recent book
that was a concerted attack on all religious belief God Does Not Exist. He was
known to be a respected in his field biology was an Emeritus Fellow of New
College Oxford and a Professor of Public Understanding of Science.

He had come to prominence with his 1976 book the 'Selfish Genetic Code 'which
had made known the gene centred view of evolution and had introduced the meme,
a term he had coined as an idea that spreads from one being to another within
a cuture.He was a renowned and world famous atheist, a 'professional atheist'
as Mother Athena called him. He was world famous for his atheist views and
Vice President of the British Humanist Association. .He was also well known
for his attacks on creationism and intelligent design. In his 1986 book the
Blind Goldsmith he had used the watchmaker analogy that there was a divine
Creator and instead proposed the whole process in nature was a blind but
planned process based on evolution by natural selection that had made God
irrelevant.

In his 2006 book the 'God Does Not Exist' he stated that an almighty Creator
almost certainly did not exist and that all religious faith and belief in God
was a delusion a 'fake false belief'. By 2010 the book had sold more than 10
million copies and had been translated into 31 languages.

Although he was confirmed as a young boy into the Church of England Davenport
began to lose his Christian faith when he discovered and believed almost all
Charles Darwin's beliefs as propunded in the Origin of Species. He declared
that his understanding of evolution and natural selection had led him to
atheism and he had genuinely wondered how any sophisticated scientist could
believe in God.

Mother Athena had just watched a DVD of a television talk show in which
Davenport in all his pomposity had ridiculed a woman in the audience about her
belief in the Virgin birth of Jesus. He had stated that 'if you want to
believe in a lot of supernatural nonsense that is up to you, but why should
you impose that on the rest of us!'

God what an obnoxious arsehole he was she thought! He was definitely going to
stand trial for blasphemy, atheism and for insulting the beliefs of others.
She was determined to put an end to this charlatan, atheist and God hater once
and for all She knew she was an instrument of God's will and the Queen Goddess
of Norseland Herself. She and only she would pass sentence according to the
evidence that was presented to her at the Catechision Court. This pompous
supercilious deceiver had to be brought to justice before he could be allowed
to spread any more poison, especially to his innocent students. She would
choose Professor Very Senior Sister Eva Harvested Professor of Apologetics at
the University of Kristianskobing in Norseland and one of the most brilliant
minds in the world to cross examine him and tear his arguments to shreds.
Sister Eva had written one of the most brilliant refutations of evolution '100
Reasons why Evolution is Stupid'.

Davenport would be brought to the Convent as a prisoner in chains after the
Nuns had broken into one of his lectures and kidnapped him in front of his
shocked students. A transcript of the trial would be relayed to every country
on earth and the trial would be broadcast just like the international criminal
Court at The Hague as a warning to all those who attacked the Faith.

A follower of the Christianaist religion she knew that She still had to
demonstrate mercy and forgiveness. She would write to Davenport allowing him
to recant his views and to ask forgiveness.

She read the words of Jesus in Matthew 5;44

'You have heard it was said love your friends and hate your enemies. But I say
unto you. Love your enemies, pray for those who persecute you and in that way
you will be true children of you Father in Heaven, who sends his rain to fall
on the evil and the good and lets his sun rise on the righteous and sinners.'

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