THE TRIAL AT THE WARRIOR NUNS COURT 
by Hamlet
PART ONE


Sister Alison the Warrior Nun drove through the lovely Oxfordshire countryside
with her colleague Junior Sister Megan by her side. She felt so pleased with
herself that together they had achieved their first successful Mission the
capture and kidnapping of the atheist Professor Roland Davenport at Oxford
University.

Megan was especially pleased to have Alison as her Mentor during her
Novitiate. She had successfully practiced bondage on her victim and then had
kidnapped him after she and Megan had easily beaten up and defeated his
security guards at the University.

In the back of the Nun Wagon lay the trussed-up body of their victim the
Professor of Biology at Oxford Roland Davenport. He lay like a captured animal
in his underpants in agony in fear of the terrible fate that awaited him at
the hands of the Catechision Court at St Agatha's Convent in Eastly in Kent.
Soon there would be hundreds like him!

It was now getting dark as Alison drove down the M40 toward Eastry. Alison
realised that though she and Megan were exhausted after their exertions that
there was still plenty to do. Their prisoner would have to be incarcerated in
the cells for three nights.

It was now Friday and on Monday he would have to stand trial in effect before
the whole world at the Convent, as the Trial would be relayed across the whole
world just like the International Court in The Hague...

The Trial would be presided over by the Chief Catechisitor the Mother Superior
Sister Athena Lydiasdottir.Next to her would sit the Prosecutor Professor Eva
Harvested whose responsdibulty it was to ruthlessly tear apart and refute all
of Davenport's arguments using her brilliant adversarial skills.

Alison knew all about the terrible procedure that would be followed. As soon
as they reached the Convent, they would be met by the Court Bailiff Sister
Marissa Bloodbanger. She would be responsible for supervising the prisoner
taking him to be trussed up to the cell and then to present him semi naked for
trial.

The Trial would begin at exactly 9 AM on Monday and would be the first Trial
conducted by the WNs outside Norseland.These Trials were quite well known
inside Norseland where the Royal Christianist Church and the State were
completely integrated as they were in Spain at the time of the Inquisition
,The whole procedure of the Catechision Court was modelled directory on the
Spanish Inquisition,

The first step in trying prisoners just like the Inquisition was the Edict of
Grace where at the Church on Sunday morning the Mother Superior would read out
the names of heretics and miscreants who had committed such sins as failing to
attend church, failing to read the Bible regularly and of course the most
serious sin and crime of all blasphemy which was what Davenport would be
charged with. Members of the Congregation would them be required to give
evidence against the accused as almost all the information came from
informants who would be encouraged to spy on their neighbours. Any information
that would be incriminate the accused would be used against the accused by the
mother superior herself.

Sister Athena had ordered the world-famous American atheist Samuel Harrison to
be Davenport's defence counsel. He had reluctantly agreed knowing full well
that he faced being sentenced himself for the crime of Apologising for an
Atheist if Davenport was found guilty, Once accused the defendant Davenport
would almost certainly be found guilty.

The Court was effectively just there to decide on what punishment to give the
accused just like all Courts in Norseland where the accused was always
convicted once arrested by the Warrior Nuns or the Judges. The WNs operated as
the national Religious Police just like the Judges were the Secular Police.

All denunciations would be anonymous just as they were under the Inquisition.
It was the duty of every single Norselandic Citizen and Subject of the Queen
Goddess to ensure that all other Citizens obeyed the Law not just the Civil
Law but the Religious Law as well. Attendance at Church was on Sunday was
compulsory and failure to attend was a serious criminal offence.

Every house would have CCTV installed so that the WNs and the Judges could
monitor every single activity. Neighbours would be required to report to the
Priestess of the Parish any crimes or misdemeanours committed as well as to
the local Judge and Social Officer who would pass the information on to the
WNs

The case would then be examined thoroughly by the Catechision Court There were
21 Catechisitors in Norseland corresponding to each Province.

Naturally all these were Women as Women were perceived to be blessed with
Holiness, as were all Officials in the Church, men being forbidden from
holding any religious office at all or playing any part in the Church.

Women were deemed the superior Sex seen as more holy in the sight of God in
every way.

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