THE RIGHTEOUS SISTERS
by Hamlet
MY FIRST MEETING WITH ADAEZE


I realised I was becoming a recluse now that I was nearly retired. I was no
longer interested in meeting people at all or going out or leaving the house
or making small talk. I was not interested in anything but my own misery.

Yet there was only one thing that brightened up my day. It was a Black Woman
who seemed always to sit next or opposite me on the bus almost wherever I
went. I just could not help thinking about her all the time. What was more if
the seat was not occupied next to me, she would always sit opposite me

In many ways her appearance was so stunning that no one could miss her. She
was incredibly tall over 7 'and almost as wide and with a powerful physique.
She had straight black hair that was probably a wig. I also noticed her high
cheek bones that made her face look do large and formidable.

She wore the bank uniform and I could tell by her scarf that she worked for NW
Bank. She always wore a long shiny leather trench coat high heeled boots and
long leather gloves. I had a nickname for her Ms Fierce as in many ways she
was so scary in appearance and demeanour I was afraid to talk to her.

One day she. spoke to me for the first time and was not sure how to respond.

'Oh hello 'she said pushing her large body against mine. I notice you are
always staring at me. Why don't you try speaking to me? I know I am a big
woman bit I'm not that frightening!'

All I could say as she approached me was ''Well it's just er I thought it rude
to speak to strangers especially women!'

'Absolute and total nonsense!' she said intimidating me completely with her
tall frame and power and strengthen of her voice.

'You English are so reserved especially your women! We're all strangers until
we meet! How would you meet a woman at all? Of course you can speak to women
especially Me as I'm such a jolly friendly person! By the way you didn't tell
Me your name.'

'Well er its Stephen.' It was impossible to argue back with her as she had
such a forceful personality.

'Well Stephen can you guess which country I'm from?'

'Er Nigeria?

Yes that's quite right I'm from a city called Owerri the capital of� Imo
State� in� Nigeria, set in the heart of� Igboland, it has an population of
about 1,400,000'

'Owerri if you don't know is currently referred to as the entertainment
capital of Nigeria because of its high density of spacious hotels, high street
casinos, production studios and high-quality centres of relaxation. It is the
home to annual beauty pageants, "Miss Heartland" and "Miss Adanma". which I
took part in last year and came second!'

'I spoke to this woman the other day. She asked if I came from South Africa as
if all Africans come from South Africa. I felt like giving her a dammed good
slapping for saying that!'

'Lovely you meet you Stephen Anyway I feel so pleased having someone to talk
to

Now we can meet on the train every evening. I want you to say 'Good morning
Adaeze ' or in Igbo 'Ụtụtụ �ma Adaeze' .and don't ignore me or I will
be very cross! I go to work in the evenings and it's so dull travelling all on
my own so we must travel together. In my country it's considered very rude to
ignore people and given my size and build you can't ignore me can you
Stephen?'

'No I can't Adaeze. You are very big if you don't mind me saying so.'

'I know I'm big bigger than almost everyone and certainly much bigger than
you! Also, I look even bigger with my hair piled high and my lovely new high
heeled boots that look really stunning don't they Stephen with my 6" heels? '
she said knowing I had no choice but to agree with her always.

'You also like my stunning shiny leather coat. I bet that gives you a turn on
too! Do you like women in leather?'

Yes, I do Adaeze.'

I was now sweating as her questioning was so intense.

'Tell me the truth Stephen. I bet you think of me all night long doesn't you
laying with yourself? Tell me the truth you can't sleep thinking about me!'

'I do think of you Adaeze.'

'You're really sweating Stephen.! I know you are afraid of me. Tell me what
sort of work do you do?'

'Well I used to work in the Tax Office Adaeze'

'That's lovely Stephen perhaps I can visit you at work and you can fill out my
tax return for me!'

'Well err Adaeze that might be difficult as it's confidential and I don't deal
with your tax affairs.'

I could feel her losing her temper.

'Stephen, I said I want you to help me fill in my tax return so you well help
me, won't you?'

'Yes, certainly Adazi 'I said not daring to argue with her at all.

'And what sorry of work do you think I do?'

Looked at the sheer size of her as she towered over me.

'Err are you a Police Woman Adaeze?'

'No I'm even tougher than that! Have another guess!'

'Are you a security guard?'

'That's quite right I work as a security guard and a bouncer in the evenings
and work at the NW Bank as a Manager during the day. I really enjoy beating
people up it gives me such a thrill being victorious over my opponent and I've
never lost a fight in my life.I love the sight of my opponent's blood and
seeing them beg for mercy! Don't worry Stephen I'm not going to beat you up
though I could do it easily with one hand you're so small compared to me!'

'I know I am Adaeze you look far stronger than me'

'I love fighting and bodybuilding Stephen! At the gym I love to display my
wonderful muscular Black body that is far beiger than the men's bodies as they
are really just a bunch of weeds. You ought to come to the gym and see my
muscles you look as though you need it!'

'I would love to Adaeze'

'Stephen why don't you come to the pub where I work? It's in Nottingham and
you can watch me in action dealing with troublemakers. The pub used to be a
really rough place but ever since I worked there no one even dares talk too
loudly. I believe in absolute zero tolerance!'

She moved up to me almost opining me right against the wall.

'Stephen, I think you have such a sweet face and lovely nature. I want you to
be my partner and spend every day with me. I think you are a lonely person and
need someone like me to take care of you like a mother. I also want a
relationship with a kind and sensitive person like you'

'I would also like to fondle you now. I know it's a public place but we're in
the dark and no one can see us. Could you take down your trousers and show me
your member really want to feel you!'

I hesitated at first but she moved against me looking really threatening.

'STEPHEN TAKE YOUR TROUSERS DOWN THIS MINUTE!!!

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