MONIKA THE MOTHER by Hamlet ANTJA THE DAUGHTER MONIKA AND ANTJA'S PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOLY LAND Monika sat in her luxurious armchair in her personal cabin aboard the Norse Air flight from Stefansholm to Tel Aviv that was nearing its conclusion. As she gazed on the mirror, she admired her figure with her huge rippling arms her platinum blonde hair her legs the size of tree trunks with her leather coat and shiny knee length boots. She sat there reading the brochure written by her local Christianist church of St Anna in Kongsted entitled 'Pilgrimage to the Holy Land 2019 The Steps of Jesus. She studied the itinerary along with a map of Israel and the Palestinian Territories. Being a devout Churchgoer, she had always longed to visit the Holy Land and visit all the places Jesus had travelled to. She believed that travel would deepen her mind and her religious faith. Like the four other pilgrims and most of her fellow Nationals, she had never been out of Norseland in her life and this was her first trip out of her Nation that she hoped would be the first of many more. She wanted to travel more than anything else to especially as an almost fanatical Christianaist to put into effect the famous opening lines of Chaucer's Canterbury tales to'when spring is in the air people long to go on Pilgrimages'. She knew that the Holy Land was probably the most visited place on earth. Yet she knew that political conflicts in the area, especially in nearby Syria, had also made the region a place of fear and a disincentive to foreign travellers. She looked across the cabi.to her lovely 17-year-old daughter Antja who was busy watching the television news about the Syrian confliuct. She was large and muscular like her Mother almost as scantily clad with her huge protruding breasts and long legs wearing a leather jacket and tight calf length boots with razor sharp heels. She was about to attend the prestigious University of Kongsted and to begin her degree in Religious Studies with the aim of becoming a Priestess in the Christianaist church which was why this Pilgrimage was so important to her. She yearned for the excitement of travel leaving her Nation like her Mother for the first time. She walked over to her Mother who held her in a passionate embrace as she kissed her daughter on the lips holding her in a loving embrace. 'Mother I love you so much and you are so kind to me taking me on this Pilgrimage with you. This trip has been so lovely and even though It has been so long. I really enjoyed the excellent food, the jacuzzi and the sauna and served dutifully by our Papian slaveant. Could you tell me exactly where we are now as I don't know anything about the world outside our Nation? 'Well sweetheart Antja I can see by the map on the screen above we are flying over the Mediterranean approaching the coast of Israel and if you look closely in the cabin window you can see the coast of a country called Cyprus in the distance.The town you can see just on out left is called Limassol.' 'What a wonderful view Mother. I think I have heard of Cyprus so we should be landing soon, Please Mother could you tell me all about our Pilgrimage.' 'Well Antja we are going to visit all the places Jesus went to. We are going to retrace the steps of the most famous person that ever lived. Tonight, we are going to out hotel in Jerusalem where we are going to stay with the other pilgrims, we are going to be led on the Pilgrimage by a Warrior Nun Sister Vanessa.', 'Then we will spend the day visiting all the sites of Jerusalem including a visit to the Mount of Olives and to Calvary the place of the Crucifixion. The next day we will visit Bethlehem that lies in the Palestinian Authority just south of Jerusalem. We will visit the Judean desert where Jesus was tempted by the devil. We will proceed through the West Bank again part of the Palestinian Authority through what was called Samaria, eventually we will reach Galilee and stay in Nazareth where Jesus grew up as a carpenter's son. We will visit Lake Tiberias where Jesus walked on the water and chose his disciples. We will travel to a place called Haifa on the coat visiting the remains of Caesarea Philippi and then we will take the plane back from Tel Aviv to return to pour beloved Motherland.' 'Oh, Mother I would really love to go to all the places Jesus visited. You know I excel in Religious Studies in school as I do in ever other subject.' 'I know you Antja you really are a Grade A student. As your teachers have told you in school Jesus did not actually ever write anything himself which is why people often go on Pilgrimages to the Holy Land and come away feeling disappointed, Jesus did not actually leave behind any physical remains that we can see and touch. We have the writings of Josephus whom you may have heard of at school. He was the commander of the Jewish rebel troops in Galilee who rebelled against Roman rule. All we have about Jesus are for accounts of his life all written within a generation of his life.'' 'Mother you are so brilliant. I'm so fortunate to have such a wonderful Mother like you' With that she kissed her Mother on the lips once more as she put her arms around her Mother's muscular neck. She could see the limped waters of the Mediterranean as the plane was travelling full speed approached the Israeli coast. Norse Air would arrive on the exact scheduled time alongside its Sister airline Lufteflote being the most efficient and luxurious Airlines in the world. The announcement came on the intercom in English and Norselandic WE ARE ABOUT TO COMMENCE OUR DESCENT INTO BEN GURION INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WILL PASENGERS FASTEN THEIR SEATBELTS VI ER I FERD MED AA BEGYNNE VAAR AVKOMST I BEN GURION INTERNASJONAL FLYTTELAG VIL PASSASJENTER FASTE SITBELTENE Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com