THE VENGEANCE OF THE MEAN GIRLS ON THE MOB By Hamlet As Karra the Head Mean Girl in Grantham prepared to take her revenge on the leader of the Mob Davis she recalled her brilliant success with her colleague Amber and fellow Mean Girl Amber in their vengeance. It had all begun with the horrific story that appeared in last week's Grantham Journal Five Grantham men had been given suspended sentences after taking part in violent incidents in the town centre and were now free to walk the streets again even after a Judge described their behaviour as "disgraceful". There had been a series of incidents in the town starting on Guildhall Street and ending 90 minutes later in the Market Place in. All five had admitted offences arising out of several different incidents of violence. And yet all had escaped immediate jail sentences. . One of the defendants, Jim Dawkins had, walked across the road, picked up a bottle off a table and beckoned Peio Pouana the owner of the Papian restaurant the Pineapple Heaven in the High St. Dawkins then squared up to him before David Havers punched him to the head knocking him to the ground in what the prosecutor in the case described as "a sucker punch." While the victim was on the ground, Dawkins had thrown a bottle at his head and Jim Davis had kicked him in the head before the victim managed to get inside the club. Afterwards there had been violence outside The Dirty Duck pub during which the manager had been punched in the face and Dawkins had produced a police-style baton. Later the violence moved on to the Market Place where Derek Patterson carried out a series of assaults after first attacking two more Papians Mr Popuna's sons Tanielo and Maako who were coming out of the Late Lounge Bar. Patterson, Davis, and others also went on to attack the Pouana brothers who were knocked to the ground, kicked, and punched. Davis had repeatedly punched Tanielo Pouana to the head and he fell to the floor and kicked the victim while he lay on the floor unconscious. Davis continued the attack with his partner Sean Lavery, After the trial at Lincoln Crown Court all five had been found guilty. However, the defence barrister Sir Boris Gove had pleaded with the Judge Justice Willamson stating all five had mental problems and should be given another opportunity before facing jail sentences which would affect their careers Also, he stated correct police procedures were not followed as none of them were properly interviewed under caution. After reading this Karra had been disgusted by this verdict How dare these five go free! She was particularly furious with the defence barrister Sir Boris who was well known for defending criminals like these She had immediately rung her colleague and fellow Mean Girl Amber. "Well Amber the time has come at last for us to fight and destroy evil. As a Mean Girl you will become a One Girl Fighting Machine unable to lose any fight. Of course, you will never be as good as me the Head Mean Girl. (HMG). I know I am a One Girl Army (OGA) and I know am invincible!" "We have already fought and destroyed a bunch of evil drug dealers the Dostock Gang. Now we will deal just as severely with five thugs who have assaulted three Papians and have got away with it. I am determined that every single one will be a cripple for life in a days' time and removed from Grantham forever! "We will show no mercy to them at all. We will beat them to death if necessary and make them suffer the most excruciating pain. These people are worse than vermin. Every second they live they pollute the earth!" "I am going to the Pineapple Heaven today on my own to see the Pouana family/You will join me later!" Karra was soon outside the restaurant the Pineapple Heaven. The restaurant was recently opened and renovated and was very smart with baskets of flowers and tables and chairs outside. It was clear it had all been freshly painted and really looked bright and cheerful compared to the rest of the area. It had a large menu outside. It was clearly doing a lot of business given the widespread popularity of Papian food. The Pacific Heaven had only opened in Grantham. for 6 months. The Ponua family were very enterprising, like most Papians. They had left Papia to seek their fortune in Europe. Mr Ponua and his wife were excellent chefs who specialized in fish cooking. As well as the restaurant they had opened a fishmonger's next to the restaurant. The cooking had become extremely popular as they specialized in spicy cooking and soon people were coming from all over the East Midlands to the restaurant. They introduced all kinds of Pacific tropical fish such as dart fish, sea bass, barracuda, and red snapper that the local people had never heard of. Soon the restaurant became even more popular as it was entered into the Good Food Guide Yet as the restaurant became more popular resentment from the local people Increased particularly from thugs like the Mob who also terrorised the local population. . They particularly resented Asians particularly Chinese and even more resented Papians whom they referred to as' Papi shIt ' The trouble went on with bricks being regularly thrown through the windows and graffiti being written on the restaurant such as 'F------k off back to Papia! The trouble would also come from local children who would call out 'Your fish stinks! ' and throw eggs at the windows. Karra had walked across the road to the restaurant and knocked on the door. It took some time to answer and it was clear that the Pouana family were now even scared of customers.They were now petrified that the five had got away with their crimes and were free to offend again All five called themselves the Mob It was Mrs Kusa Pouana who looked through the peephole. She had been so surprised to see a huge leather clad Black Girl at the door. Karra had already told them that she was a regular customer and would deal ruthlessly with the Mob. When she answered Karra had seen this short lady dressed in a silk sahini standing in front of her. She had long black hair and looked so sweet and submissive as she stood before Karra At once Kusa had fallen on the ground and begun to lick Karra's boots. She was so relieved that as a Papian she was to be rescued by Karra the all-powerful Mean Girl! "I'm so glad you have come! You are our only hope! Thank God You've come to rescue us! You are an Angel from Heaven!" As they were talking her husband Peio had walked in. He was a small balding friendly looking man. He was covered in injuries from the assault and beating he had recently received from the thugs Next to him stood his sons who were similarly bruised all over the two sons Tanielo and Maako were both seriously injured with cuts to their head and ribs which meant they had to go all the way to Lincoln A&E. . As soon as they saw her, they had fallen to the ground and begun to lick Karra's boots in adoration. "Karra You are a gift sent from Heaven to save us!" The day had come round when the Mob were to collect their protection money "'Right that is enough you can stop licking my boots. Those thugs will be coming for their protection money soon. You will do as I say. You will tell them you are not paying. I will hide behind the bar Don't you worry I will deal with them!" Karra had hid behind the bar ready to confront the thugs. She waited there hiding for about 5 minutes. She did not have to wait long. Two men had walked in, one was dressed in jeans and a baseball cap. while the other had long greasy hair and a beard with a tee shirt on saying 'F-----K YOU'. As they walked in, they behaved like the thugs they were. The one with the baseball cap kicked one of the chairs across the room, while the other ripped away one of the table clothes so all the cutlery and glasses went flying across the room. the glasses smashing against the walls. The one with the baseball cap Dawkins approached Mr Pouana. "So Popa or whatever your f----g name is! We might now to give your Papi arse another beating Where's the f--------g money then?" "Sorry I can't pay you!' he said sweating with fear. The other one Havers grabbed him by the collar. "Whar do mean you can't pay you Papi c""t? Do you want us to firebomb thus? place yow Papi bastard?" Just then Karra had walked out behind the bar. 'You'd better leave him alone you're in deep shit you thugs. You see my name is Karra and I am the Head Mean Girl and I have come to wipe you thugs off the face of the earth!' They looked in amazement at the sight of this amazing tall muscular leather clad Black Girl; with a cat o nine tails beating against her boots. 'Just get out of our way yow Black cow! 'said Dawkins pretending not to be afraid of her. 'Why don't you f---k off back to Africa yow jungle bunny! "shouted Havers This had incensed her even more. With one move she had brought the cat down hard across Dawkins face. It caused a It had caused a huge weal to show as blood came spurting out almost in a torrent. He had fallen on the floor screaming for all he was worth. She had almost taken out his left eye. Havers had run towards her yelling with hate in his eyes "Yow piccaniny cow!" No one could call her a 'piccaniny cow' and be allowed to live! She had sidestepped him easily. With ease she had embedded her right fist hard into his belly causing him to go down on his knees, clutching his broken rib cage She then brought her boot heel hard into his neck. His whole body hit the ground. He began to puke all over the restaurant floor, with all his breakfast coming up right in front of the Pouana family. She had then held him up dragging him up from the floor by his shirt collar. She then thrust upwards with her fist executing a brilliant Uppercut Move. It caused his head to fly backward as he fell crashing into one of the tables. Like a flash she was on top of him She embedded her boot hard into his groin area putting him through the most terrible CBT (Cock and Ball Torture). He carried on yelling as she continued to drive her boot in hard. 'Are you going to apologise to these people? "And you address me as MADAME KARRA!" He bellowed back as her boot heel drove with terrible power into his testicles. 'YES MADAME KARRA!' As Karra was wreaking bloody vengeance on the thugs at the Papian restaurant the Pineapple Heaven, it had been Amber's turn to deal with the rest of the hooligans who were harassing the restaurant.in Grantham. She had crossed the High St to the The Dirty Duck pub that was situated directly across the road from the restaurant. . Yet most of the trouble had come from a pub across the road called the The Dirty Duck. It was known as the favourite drinking den of the Mob. TO BE CONTINUED Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com