MADAME MARYLINE THE LIBERIAN DOMME'S LETTERS TO THE PUBLIC
by Hamlet


Madame Maryline had left Kanvee her Associate at Hairstow Heves the estate
agents She went back to her desk at the Bank of Loving Control and Domination
in Nottingham.She was determined that every person and every business would
have an account and mortgage with the BLCD.Her aim was 100%. of the market.
She would stop at nothing less!

Kanvee was now at Hairstow Eves waiting for customers. Her aim was that every
single person going to that estate agent would end up with a mortgage with the
BLCD.She decided first of all to write a letter to the managers of all the
estate agents in Nottingham

THE BANK OF DOMINATION

BLCD

26 Clumber Street

Nottingham

NG1 3GA

Dear Sir/Madam.

I am writing to you to instruct you to refer all your customers to the Bank of
Loving Control and Domination for mortgages.I will take a very serious view if
you refer them to any other bank or building society.I will know about this as
I have gone into your database and know every single person who is looking for
property at every estate agent in the area.If I find one person from now on
whom you have not referred to the BLCD I will personally deal with you
physically.

Also you must allow me and my Enforcer Kanvee to take over your office on any
day

we choose.Effectively your estate agents are now under the control of the
BLCD.That means that every time you sell a property you will pay 20% of the
commission to the BLCD.

My orders are to be obeyed without question.If you disobey your personal
health and safety are seriously at risk.

Yours sincerely

MADAME MARYLINE DEE

THE MANAGER

While she was at her desk she decided to write a letter that would go to every
resident and business in the Nottingham area.

Dear Mr. Mrs. Ms

It has come to my attention that you do not have an account with the
BLCD.Naturally as the Manager I take a very serious view of this matter and am
asking you to complete the following forms and send them back immediately to
the BLCD by return of post.

The BLCD offers far better facilities than any other bank including:

*Low interest loan and overdraft facilities.

* Late opening hours to 6 PM 3 days a week

*Free gifts

*Friendly staff called Enforcers who will may you a free massage at any time.

This is a very generous offer that you are advised to accept.I must warn you
that I am determined you open an account with the BLCD.If friendly persuasion
does not work then I will be forced to take a more physical approach.

She then wrote an addition to the letter to go to homeowners.

Dear Sir/Madam,

It has also come to my attention that you do not have a Mortgage with the
BLCD.I also take a very serious view of this and am asking you to fill in the
enclosed forms immediately.

We offer an excellent service including

* Lowest interest rates in the country

*Assistance with removal expenses

*Free valuations

* Remortgage for almost anything you want.

You are advised to take advantage of this extremely generous offer NOW!

WARNING

YOUR PERSONAL HEALTH AND SAFETY ARE SERIOUSLY AT RISK IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT A
GENEROUS OFFER MADE BY THE BANK OF LOVING CONTROL AND DOMINATION

Any comments to Norselandic@hotmail.com

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