MADAME MARYLINE AND KANVEE DEAL WITH A CRIMINAL by Hamlet Madame Maryline the Bank Manager at the Bank of Loving Control and Domination and Kanvee the Liberian Dominos walked out in the brilliant morning sunshine. They were looking as terrifying as possible. They were dressed for action ready for a fight to the death if necessary, in which they would emerge victorious completely. The only part of their anatomies visible were their mouths which were quite prominent as they wore shiny red lipstick to make themselves look so stunning to everyone. They had put on black leather masks. They really were both One Women Armies looking so beautiful and terrifying at the same time! They drove to Hancock' house in Nottingham. They were soon outside. God what a shithole it looked, really disgusting. The whole front garden was full of rubbish. The whole place looked as if it had not been painted or cleaned for weeks or months. 'God what a shithole Madame Maryline's can't wait to just get in there beat the living daylights out of them and get out as quickly as possible!' said Kanvee feeling quite nauseous. 'I quite agree with you Kanvee if I sold all his possessions and hishouse car and business premises, it would not be enough to realise the whole debt! They're all in such a terrible state!' 'Come on Kanvee!'she said 'let's kick some arse!' She strutted up the drive cracking her cat o nine tails by her side. As she approached, she was conscious of the terrible smell. This family had all the marks of criminals. They did not just fail to pay their debts, have criminal records and harass their neighbours They were absolutely filthy as well! She shouted at the top of her voice. 'Come on Hancock open that door before I smash it in!' The door opened at once and Jim Hancock appeared at the door. What a filthy specimen he was! He was short fat and balding with stubble all over his face. He looked as if he had never washed properly. He was wearing a really dirty looking shirt. What a contrast he was from Madame Maryline was so clean and tall and strong and beautiful. It was like the contrast between Heaven and Hell! She grabbed him by his dirty shirt and pushed him into the house. 'What the hell do you think you're doing here Hancock? I ordered you to vacate your premises by today! How dare you defy me.I am a BLCD Manager and I will tolerate no disobedience from anyone least of all a scumbag like you!' Sweat was pouring off his face as he was in her mighty superior presence and could feel her vice like grip around his neck. 'Look 'ere Doe I got nowhere to take me and me wife and kids oi told ya!' Her hand went crashing hard across his ugly face. CRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He was now shaking with terror he knew the game was up for him! 'For a start you address me as Madame Maryline you piece of garbage! 'Secondly I ordered you and your revolting family to move out!' 'I don't care if the lot of you are homeless as long as you're further than 50 miles radius from this area. What's more I am going to fight you to the death. Death is what you deserve you shithead! I will naturally win the fight as I'm physically so superior to you. I'm also mentally infinitely superior as you're nothing but a semi literate cretin!' 'NOW STAND IN THE CORNER!' Her tone and manner brooked no disobedience whatsoever.He did as she ordered He had to stand there waiting for a fight he was bound to lose right in front of his family. God he was being humiliated! She walked into his pigsty of a house followed by Kanvee.Being such a clean person herself she was revolted by what she saw. She looked so imperious and powerful and it was quite clear the whole family were terrified of her and her Enforcer Kanvee. Everything in that house looked so filthy. The furniture looked so old and covered in dust. There were also pools of dogs' urine, as Hancock owned 2 dogs who seemed able to urinate and defecate where they liked. In the corner stood Hancock 2 brothers Bill and Joe whom he had called to protect him. They looked indistinguishable from him as disreputable and disgusting. There was also his partner in his 'car repair' business Mike who was a big fat slob with an earring. In the other corner stood his hooligan children Billy and Julie. They both looked as if they had never taken a wash in their entire lives. in the corner was his wife Sandra whom Madame Maryline called Fagash Lil a chain smoker with dirty hair. What a stinking crew they all were ! 'God what a compete pigsty this place is! How dare you live in such complete squalor! You harass your neighbours the Pakatiki's , don't pay your debts, are a bunch of miscreants and live in absolute squalour as well!' Madame Maryline yelled at them. 'When I sell your house, business premises and all your possessions I won't be able to realise the debts you owe! Still just wiping you lot of the face of the earth will give me enough satisfaction!' They all hung their heads in complete shame knowing that as usual Madame Marline was completely and totally right. Kanvee walked up to Madame Maryline.Like her Manager she had very high standards of cleanliness and the whole place and the family were really getting on her nerves. 'Madame Maryline I can't stand this rat hole and these people much longer. I just want to beat the crap out of them and get out before I'm sick!' 'I know Kanvee I feel as revolted as you. Do you want to start the beating first?' 'I'd love to Madame Maryline!' She walked up to one of the brothers. 'So what's your name, you unwashed specimen? He looked up in fear at the sight of an enormous Black leather clad Dominatrix standing right over him. 'Bill 'he said not looking up. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! He literally took off flying across the room. She pulled him off the floor by his greasy hair. 'Look here you piece of shit You call me Ms Kanvee!. 'Now I hit you why don't you try hitting me back?' He knew it was absolutely futile against her massively superior strength. He made a pathetic gesture to hit her.She just moved right out of the way. 'Is that the best you can do?.This is how you hit someone!' With that she brought her hand right up.With one move it went crashing hard into his stomach. CRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He went flying across the room again.He landed in an unconscious heap by the other wall.Soon he would be dead ! 'That was marvellous Kanvee!'said Madame Maryline. 'Its my turn next!' She walked over to the big fat slob Mike. 'So you ugly turd you're Hancock's partner? You really are ugly and you're a cowboy too! Why don't you try hitting me?' He waited for a while.He then flew into a rage . 'You f----g Black bitch!' he screamed as he ran towards her in a wild rage. It was completely futile. She smiled as he ran towards her and dodged out of the way easily. She then caught him by the ball sac in her powerful leather gloved hands. He let out a piercing scream. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! 'I really enjoy a bit of CBT Mike she said as she twisted hard. He fell on the floor yelling with all his might clutching his testicles.' She stood over him gloating at his misery. She was a good upright and moral person but at the same time could not stand wrongdoers. When it came to inflicting pain on them, she enjoyed every single second! 'I think the time has come to put an end to your wretched miserable existence, don't you? 'she said as she positioned her boot heel into the Adams apple with expert precision. 'NNNNNOOOOO!!!PLEASE MMMAAADAME MMMMAAARRYLINEE!' he whined buckets of sweat coming down his face. 'Sorry you bag of shit its just too late!' With that she brought the heel of her boot clean down through the Adams apple She withdrew her heel after a minute making sure it had sliced all the way through! He lay in a heap as Madame Maryline felt so pleased with herself ridding the world of more scum! She looked over to Hancock in the corner who gazed in horror at his family and friends being eliminated one by one in his own house in front of his very eyes! 'Not long now Hancock before you and I are on together I can't wait!'she said with such glee. I CAN'T WAIT!! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED