The journey to Varense
by Hamlet


I did exactly as Margarethe had ordered, washing myself totally all over
making sure every crevice of my body was clean all over .Margarethe came in
and noticed that although I was still very puny, I was slightly less puny
than I was after my Session with Gym Instructor Rhonda.

I then had to walk across Margarethe's flat naked in front of the 4Norse
Women .They all roared with laughter at the sight of my wretched body,
that was so much smaller than their own Men!

I dressed in the presence of Annika. I put on one of the two suits
had brought with me.She helped me dress constantly smiling at me and
fondling my crotch.Margarethe bought me a really smart shirt that being
Norselandic was top quality. Annika then put on expensive after shave
all over my face making sure I really smelt gorgeous!

Margarethe came up to me after Annika had finished dressing me.

'You look very smart Stephen. This is how you should always look in My
Nation. Now let's go!'

We walked along the corridor .I felt so frightened and yet so pleased to
be in the presence of four  really big and powerful Norse Women.I felt so
flattered that although they were all so much bigger and stronger
,stillI knew that they all really liked me and were pleased to be in the
presence of an Oslander!

There was a taxi waiting outside ready to take us all to the station.The
taxi was driven by Driver Uma Thuman. She had quite short blonde hair and
as always was dressed in shiny black leather. She ran Her own taxi firm,
the biggest in the area called Thuman Cars. It was a very lucrative
business, especially because the main Judge in Tyringe Judge Marissa
was so strict about anyone being on the streets after dark.The only way
to get home after a long night out was by taxi as the alternative was a
night oftortureat the Judge Headquarters.No wonder Uma made so much
money!

The taxi was really comfortable, more like a min bus with two back
seats.Like every vehicle in the Nation it was air conditioned .

As She dropped us off at the station, Margarethe paid the fare that came to
only 50 NM( ##2.50 or $4.50) .She asked Uma to collect Annika and me at
12.30 and Themat 5.30 AM the morning.

We all walked into the station concourse .It was all so wonderfully clan
and the floor positively shone, especially after it had been cleaned by
gangs ofPapian labourers under the watchful eye of their RPJ ( Royal
Papian Judge) Supervisors.

There were flower boxes everywhere and not a single trace of graffiti to
be seen anywhere .Margarethe paid the fare that only came to 240 NM (12 or
about $19) for 5 of us to travel return for a distance of 12 KMS.

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This made it not only the cheapest and the most efficient railway
network in the whole world. This was the Royal Norselandic Rail Network(
the RRRN) the envy of the world!

Everywhere there were people in uniform. There were the ordinary rail
Staff called the TOs or the Transport Officers .As usual They wore
leather. They in fact wore a tight green leather uniform with green
leather hats ,silk scarves ,leather jackets, leather skirts or trousers
and leather gloves and leather boots.

Attached to them were the Royal Transport Judges or the RTJ. Their job
was to maintain order on the rail as well as the buses. This they did
with the usual ruthless efficiency. They wore the usual Judge uniform of
black leather and steel helmets. Their job was also to supervise the
gangs of Papians and more recently Filipinos whose job it was to work on
the rail system ,cleaning the floors of the stations ,cleaning the
toilets and generally doing exactly what the RTJs and the TOs told them
to do!

The train soon pulled up at the station.I could tell that this was the
most efficient system in the world .The train arrived on time by the
second!In fact in this Nation if a train was more than a minute late then
passengers would receive 1 NM for every minute it was late.That means if
the train was more than 20 minutes late ,one could travel for free and if
it was any later the RNRN would pay the passenger to travel!

The train was ultras modern and so clean inside .It was patrolled by TOs
and every train had at least one RTJ patrolling it. It literally shot out
of the platform heading northwards. It was like the Bullet Train in Japan
,only in this Nation almost ever train was a Bullet Train! If it took 6 minutes 
minutes to go 12 Kms with one stop on the way, this train was going at an
average sped of over 150 KMS per hour or 90 MPH and this was just a local
service!I had found out that the express service from Stefansholm to
Varense hit speeds of 300 KMS an hour(nearly 190 MPH) .

I sat next to Annika who held me in Her leather gloved hand and
occasionally touched my crotch. All the Norse Women Margarethe and Her
Friends were determined to have a really wild time out and to enjoy
themselves as much as possible .They were also determined to look after
me as they all knewI was in a strange country and still felt so confused
and disoriented.

Iwalked along the train to go to the toilet, seeing just how luxurious
it was ,so clean with lovely wide seats and so smart too. There was a
lovely view with the Pacific Ocean on one side and the  Gronskull  Mountains
Range on the other. This whole rail system really put the British and
American ones to complete shame!

I then walked past a really smart cafe and bar .I found out that every
single train had a bar or restaurant on board with top class
waiter/waitress service from the TOs. It was normal in the morning for
commuters from Tyringe who worked in Varense to leave at 6.30 AM to
start work at 7 AM.On the way they would have breakfast on the train
cafe, which consisted of 6 cooked items ,as much coffee and juice as you
could drink for only 60 NM(3 or $5.50). What absolute Heaven!

As soon as I walked in to the toliet.I was greeted by a smilingTO. I
saw the name on Her badge. It said 'TOMadame Andrea Lygstad. Please
speak to Me!'

Behind to Her were 2 Papians who sat next to each other. It was clear
that their job on the train was to clean the toilets and to do any other
job Andrea told them to do.AsI walked into the toilet She saw my FIC(
Foreigners Identity Card)and greeted me.

'Good evening Stephen !What do you think of the RNRN?'

'It's wonderful Madame Andrea. It must be the best in the world.It's so
clean and efficient!'

'It is very clean and efficient ,you'd better believe it .I've never been
to England but we TOs study all about the railways in other countries and
don't know why you put up with it! We know all about your railways in
England that keep breaking down, are often late and are often filthy
especially the toilets!'

'Yes Madame Andrea'I said realising it was best to agree with Her
totally.

Her tone changed and She had become quite aggressive. HoweverI knew I
had no choice but to agree with every word!

AsI walked into the toilet I had never in my whole life seen anything so
pristine clean. There was no sign of dirt or dust anywhere at all .This
was just a rail toilet and yet it was like a toilet from a luxury hotel
.It reeked of perfume and bleach!

As soon as I flushed the toilet one of the Papians whose name was Tehi
from his badge, walked right in and went down on his hands and knees and
began scrubbing the toilet with Andrea standing above him, watching his
every move and ready to crop him if he stopped work for a second!

She then went up to me.

'Stephen I hope you are very impressed with the standards in our toilets
Would you like my MW( Menial Worker)Ioanna to serve you with some
cosmetics?'


'Well I wouldn't mind some after shave please Madame Andrea'


'Certainly Ioanna get him some after shave now!'She shouted.

The Papian girl, who was really lovely with long black hair down to her
waist and wearing a sahini, came up to me from the Perfume and Shower
room next to the toilet with a bottle of the most expensive after shave.
Under the supervision of her Supervisor dabbed it carefully all over me.

I suddenly turned round. It was Annika looking at me with an annoyed
expression on Her face. She was even more annoyed seeing me being touched
by a Papian !

'Stephen where have you been all this time. It's time you leave the
train.

'WE'VE ARRIVED IN VARENSE!'

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