THE HONDURAN DRUG LORD CALLS FOR THE DEATH OF VERONICA
by Hamlet



Enrique Regalado the brother of Marco Regalado the Druglord of the Barrio 18
Cartel sat in his villa in Yoro Honduras. He yelled at one of his subordinates
Jos� Aguero and the police chief of Yoro Department Francisco Castillo in fury

'What's the hell's going on? Who is this Black bitch? She has just arrested
and kidnapped my brother Marco! She also beaten up and probably killed my
goons!! I' ve also heard that she beaten up and nearly killed police officers
in La Ceiba too!

'�Qu� diablos est� pasando? �Qui�n es esta perra negra? �Acaba de arrestar y
secuestrar a mi hermano Marco! �Ella tambi�n golpe� y probablemente mat� a mis
matones! �Tambi�n escuch� que golpe� y casi mata a polic�as en La Ceiba!'

'What is more these Norsi bastards have come into our country and are telling
us we can't pursue our drug business! Who the hell are they to tell us what to
do! Do they run the world? Why don't they f---k off back to Norseland?

'�Es m�s, estos bastardos nors�as han venido a nuestro pa�s y nos est�n
diciendo que no podemos seguir con nuestro negocio de las drogas! �Qui�nes
diablos son para decirnos qu� hacer? �Dirigen el mundo? �Por qu� no se van a
la mierda a Norsetier�ra?'

Aguero replied obviously scared of his boss.

'Well Boss it all started when this Norsi bastard was outside Marco's villa.'

'Bueno, jefe, todo comenz� cuando este bastardo de Nors�a estaba fuera de la
villa de Marco,'

' He called out on his loudspeaker that be was some kind of Judge I think that
means Policeman and that he was accompanied by this Black bitch and then the
Black cow told us they were Norsis and they'd come to arrest your brother!'

'Grit� en su altavoz que era una especie de juez, creo que eso significa
polic�a y que estaba acompa�ado por esta perra negra y luego la vaca negra nos
dijo que eran Nors�aS y que hab�an venido an arrestar a tu hermano!'

'Who the hell are they to come over from their f""g country and arrest my
brother here in Honduras?

"�Qui�nes diablos son para venir de su maldito pa�s y arrestar a mi hermano
aqu� en Honduras?'

'He also said If he did not not surrender, they would come in and arrest him
and kill anyone who stood in their way. They had this helicopter gunship and
this Norsi bitch said she was ready to blast his villa into oblivion!'

'Tambi�n dijo que si no se rend�a, entrar�an, lo arrestar�an y matar�an a
cualquiera que se interpusiera en su camino. �Ten�an este helic�ptero
artillado y esta zorra de Nors�a dijo que estaba lista para arruinar su villa
en el olvido!'

Enrique was now going hysterical with rage.

'We tried firing at the helicopter Boss, but the bullets just bounced off! The
Norsi bitch. then fired the machine gun that was on the sides. It fired
bullets that riddled through one of our goon's body! '

'Intentamos dispararle al jefe del helic�ptero, �pero las balas simplemente
rebotaron! La perra Nors�a. luego dispar� la ametralladora que estaba a los
lados. Dispar� balas que atravesaron el cuerpo de uno de nuestros matones.!'

'The Black bitch was surrounded by six of our goons all armed with knives and
bicycle chains. Two goons ran towards her carrying knives. She knocked the
knife out of the first one's hand with a brilliant kick!'

'La perra negra estaba rodeada por seis de nuestros matones, todos armados con
cuchillos y cadenas de bicicletas. Dos matones corrieron hacia ella con
cuchillos. �Le quit� el cuchillo de la mano al primero con una patada
brillante!'

'Another one moved towards her Boss It was useless. She just kicked him hard
in the stomach he literally flew up in the air. She then dragged him up by the
hair and pulled him up hard. She then put her hard down his crotch. She then
dragged the other one up by the hair. She had them both by the cock and balls
Two more ran towards her holding knives. She kicked forwards hard straight
into their groins. She carried on holding them by the cock and balls!

'Otro se acerc� a su jefe. Fue in�til. Ella solo le dio una patada fuerte en
el est�mago y literalmente lo levant� en el aire. Luego lo arrastr� por el
cabello y tir� de �l con fuerza. Luego la puso con fuerza en su entrepierna.
Luego arrastr� al otro por el cabello. Los ten�a a ambos por la polla y las
bolas. Dos m�s corrieron hacia ella sosteniendo cuchillos. Ella pate� hacia
adelante con fuerza directamente en sus ingles. �Sigui� sujet�ndolos por la
polla y las pelotas!'

'She was thoroughly enjoying herself the hellcat! She moved towards the other
one with the knife at the same time dragged two of our goons along. With one
move she them kicked hard into their nuts! I can confirm the bitch is one
extremely dangerous hell cat!'

�Se estaba divirtiendo much�simo, el infierno! Se movi� hacia el otro con el
cuchillo al mismo tiempo que arrastraba a dos de nuestros matones. �Con un
movimiento ella les dio una patada fuerte a sus nueces! �Puedo confirmar que
la perra es un gato infernal extremadamente peligroso!'

Regalado then turned to the police chief again in a terrible rage

'She beat us too. Boss We just had to surrender to her!'

'Ella tambi�n nos gan�. Jefe �Solo ten�amos que rendirnos ante ella!'

'What do you mean she beat you too? What's wrong with you people? Are you all
complete wimps?'

'�Qu� quieres decir con que ella tambi�n te golpe�? �Qu� les pasa a ustedes?
�Son todos unos d�biles?'

'My colleague Commander Guzman from the Military Police set uo a roadblock in
La Ceiba. We had a fight with her and this Norsi guy from the Justice League
We had accept that Veronica and him had won easily and that we could not
sustain any more losses He told them to proceed and. he would await further
instructions from his Superiors. He begged her to you let him take his dead
and dying away.'

'Mi colega, el comandante Guzm�n de la Polic�a Militar, puso un ret�n en La
Ceiba. Tuvimos una pelea con ella y este chico norsi de la Liga de la
Justicia. Hab�amos aceptado que Veronica y �l hab�an ganado f�cilmente y que
no pod�amos soportar m�s p�rdidas. Les dijo que procedieran y. esperar�a m�s
instrucciones de sus superiores. Le suplic� que le permitiera llevarse a sus
muertos y moribundos.'

'She told us we had better not try to stop us ever again or more of our men
would die!' I am afraid to say she was totally victorious!'

'�Nos dijo que ser�a mejor que no intent�ramos detenernos nunca m�s o m�s de
nuestros hombres morir�an! �Temo decir que ella sali� totalmente victoriosa!

Regalado was almost frothing at the mouth with rage

'So how did she capture my brother Aguero?

'Entonces, �c�mo captur� a mi hermano Ag�ero?'

'Well Boss we were driving south along Route Thirteen to escape from her. She
leapt onto her bike and rode forwards towards El Progresso chasing us She was
soon behind us just outside Pajuiles. We looked in horror as we looked to the
side and saw this leather clad Black, She Elephant riding right beside us her
long curly hair flowing in the wind!

'Bueno, jefe, �bamos hacia el sur por la ruta trece para escapar de ella. Se
subi� a su bicicleta y avanz� hacia El Progresso persigui�ndonos. Pronto
estuvo detr�s de nosotros en las afueras de Pajuiles. �Miramos con horror
mientras miramos hacia un lado y vimos a esta negra vestida de cuero, ella
elefante montando justo a nuestro lado con su largo cabello rizado ondeando en
el viento!'

'I took a gun out of the car undoing the windscreen. She moved her bike right
alongside the car. And she grabbed hold of the nozzle of my gun while holding
the handlebars of her bike with her other hand. I had no choice but to let go
of the gun as she raced forwards holding the gun at the same time in her hand.
She nearly pulled me right out of the car as she shot forwards.'

'Saqu� una pistola del coche y quit� el parabrisas. Movi� su moto bicicleta
junto al auto. Y agarr� la boquilla de mi arma mientras sosten�a el manillar
de su bicicleta con la otra mano. No tuve m�s remedio que soltar el arma
mientras ella corr�a hacia adelante sosteniendo el arma al mismo tiempo en su
mano. Casi me saca del auto mientras se lanzaba hacia adelante.'

'She then moved in front of the car. Another one of my colleagues tried to
fire at her, but she was riding up the road so fast he missed. She then waited
for our car to catch her up as we moved towards her. She suddenly turned into
it almost forcing it to go over the edge of the cliff. We came to a sudden
halt as our driver was terrified of going over the edge of the road straight
into the ravine!'

'Luego se movi� frente al auto. Otro de mis colegas trat� de dispararle, pero
ella iba por la carretera tan r�pido que �l fall�. Luego esper� a que nuestro
coche la alcanzara mientras avanz�bamos hacia ella. De repente se convirti� en
�l casi oblig�ndolo a pasar por el borde del acantilado. �Nos detuvimos
repentinamente porque nuestro conductor estaba aterrorizado de cruzar el borde
de la carretera directamente hacia el barranco!'

'She leapt out of the motorbike. One of us fired at her but again missed as
she rolled down the ground.. With one move she fired forwards with the gun. It
was a deadly accurate shot as my colleague crashed out and slumped down in the
car.'

'Salt� de la motocicleta. Uno de nosotros le dispar�, pero fall� de nuevo
mientras rodaba por el suelo. Con un movimiento dispar� hacia delante con el
arma. Fue un disparo mortalmente preciso cuando mi colega sali� corriendo y se
desplom� en el coche.'

'With another swift move she ran towards our car crowbar in hand. Before we
had time to move, she had smashed hard into the glass of the back seat with
her crowbar breaking it completely. She dragged me outside and with one mighty
move brought her fist down hard into my stomach. I am still in agony from her
blow!

'Con otro movimiento r�pido, corri� hacia nuestro coche con la palanca en la
mano. Antes de que tuvi�ramos tiempo de movernos, se hab�a estrellado con
fuerza contra el vidrio del asiento trasero con su palanca rompi�ndolo por
completo. Ella me arrastr� afuera y con un poderoso movimiento golpe� con
fuerza el pu�o en mi est�mago. �Todav�a estoy en agon�a por su golpe!'

'I tried to get up, but her superior strength was far too much for me. With
one move she brought her hand over my throat squeezing hard Her nails were
right into my throat and I was unconscious! I recovered later lying by the
roadside and had to walk all the way back to El Progresso.'

"Trat� de levantarme, pero su fuerza superior fue demasiado para m�. Con un
movimiento, llev� su mano sobre mi garganta apretando con fuerza. �Sus u�as
estaban justo en mi garganta y yo estaba inconsciente! Me recuper� m�s tarde
tirado al borde de la carretera y tuve que caminar todo el camino de regreso a
El Progresso.'

'So how did she manage to capture my brother?'

'Entonces, �c�mo se las arregl� para capturar a mi hermano?

The police chief intervened.

'Well Veronica pursued your brother into El Progresso Your brother had reached
the bridge across the Rio Ul�a. She pursued him relentlessly on her motorbike'
He turned the car right onto the pavement going straight towards some
pedestrians. He did not care how many he killed, he just wanted to escape the
wrath of this She Devil!'

'Bueno, Ver�nica persigui� a tu hermano hasta El Progresso. Tu hermano hab�a
llegado al puente que cruza el r�o Ul�a. Ella lo persigui� implacablemente en
su motocicleta. Gir� el auto a la derecha en la acera yendo directamente hacia
algunos peatones. No, le importaba cu�ntos matara, �solo quer�a escapar de la
ira de esta diabla!'

'She just rode on right beside him. Suddenly she opened the door of the car.
Apparently with one move she was on top of his stomach inside the car and
leapt inside. There was nothing he could do to resist her she was so powerful
She threw him into the passenger seat. Her mighty hand went crashing hard
against his face!

'Ella simplemente cabalg� a su lado. De repente abri� la puerta del coche.
Aparentemente, con un movimiento ella estaba encima de su est�mago dentro del
auto y salt� adentro. No hab�a nada que �l pudiera hacer para resistirse an
ella, ella era tan poderosa. Ella lo arroj� al asiento del pasajero. �Su
poderosa mano choc� con fuerza contra su cara!'

'She told him she was giving him a chance to escape. He would fight her over
three rounds. He could use any weapons he liked knives chains anything. . She
would give a demonstration of Gym Kata the Norselandic fighting technique
right in front of all the crowd watching. If he won, which he almost certainly
would not he could escape. If she won which was certain she would put him
through a most agonising torture! '

'Ella le dijo que le estaba dando la oportunidad de escapar. Pelear�a con ella
durante tres asaltos. Pod�a usar cualquier arma que le gustara, cuchillos,
cadenas, cualquier cosa. Ella dar�a una demostraci�n de Gym Kata, la t�cnica
de lucha n�rdica, justo en frente de toda la multitud que miraba. Si ganaba,
cosa que casi con certeza no har�a, podr�a escapar. �Si ganaba, lo cual era
seguro, lo someter�a a la tortura m�s agonizante!

'She then dragged him out of the car by his hair. A large crowd had gathered
in the street for the evening promenade outside. What was even more amazing
they had never seen a Godfather being humiliated in public like this!'

'Luego lo arrastr� fuera del auto tom�ndolo del cabello. Una gran multitud se
hab�a reunido en la calle para el paseo nocturno afuera. �Lo que era a�n m�s
sorprendente, nunca hab�an visto a un Padrino ser humillado en p�blico de esta
manera!

'She stood in front of the crowd and told them they all may know him she
referred to him this bastard. whose name was Marco Regalado.your local
Godfather from Barrio 18 but no longer! She told them he had been responsible
for murder extortion and drug dealing. It was her intention to put an end to
his wretched existence for good'

'Se par� frente a la multitud y les dijo que tal vez todos lo conocieran y lo
refiri� como ese bastardo. cuyo nombre era Marco Regalado. �Tu padrino local
de Barrio Dieciocho pero ya no! Ella les dijo que �l hab�a sido responsable de
asesinato, extorsi�n y tr�fico de drogas. Su intenci�n era poner fin a su
miserable existencia para siempre '

She told him he was getting no mercy at all as he had never shown any mercy in
his life! He then made a desperate attempt to lunge at her with a knife. It
was a total failure. She parried the blow knocking the knife clean out of his
hand.! She then delivered a hard body punch straight into his stomach. He went
flying backwards taking off right off the ground screaming in agony!'

'Ella le dijo que no ten�a piedad en absoluto, �como nunca hab�a mostrado
piedad en su vida! Luego hizo un intento desesperado de arremeter contra ella
con un cuchillo. Fue un fracaso total. Ella par� el golpe y le quit� el
cuchillo de la mano. Luego le dio un fuerte pu�etazo al cuerpo directamente en
su est�mago. �Sali� volando hacia atr�s despegando del suelo gritando de
agon�a!'

'She just knelt over him delighting in his torment as he lay on his back on
the road., the crowd around him became larger than ever. She put him in a Head
Scissors one of the most painful holds in Gym Kata She had her steel like
booted legs wrapped right around his neck.! '

'Ella simplemente se arrodill� sobre �l deleit�ndose en su tormento mientras
�l yac�a de espaldas en el camino. La multitud a su alrededor se hizo m�s
grande que nunca. Ella lo puso en una tijera para la cabeza, una de las
sujeciones m�s dolorosas en Gym Kata. Ten�a sus piernas con botas de acero
envueltas alrededor de su cuello!

'He stopped even trying to put his hands around her legs. His face was a deep
purple. Soon there was a terrible sound of bones breaking. The power of her
legs had broken every single bone in his neck!!'

'Dej� incluso de intentar poner sus manos alrededor de sus piernas. Su rostro
estaba de un color p�rpura oscuro. Pronto hubo un terrible sonido de huesos
rompi�ndose. �El poder de sus piernas le hab�a roto cada hueso del cuello!'

'She stood over your brother gloating at her victory. With the heel of her
boot over his prostrate body there was a crowd of nearly ten thousand shooting
their appreciation!

'Se par� junto a tu hermano regode�ndose por su victoria. �Con el tac�n de su
bota sobre su cuerpo postrado, hab�a una multitud de casi diez mil
manifestando su agradecimiento!

Enrique screamed hysterically

KILL THE BLACK BITCH!

BOMB HER!!

JUST WIPE THIS HELLCAT OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!

�MATAD A LA PERRA NEGRA!

'BOMBARLA!!

���S�"LO LIMPIE ESTE GATA DE INFIERNO LA CARA DE LA TIERRA!!!

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