CORRECTIVE THERAPY THE CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM by Hamlet To those of you who do not know or who have not been concentrating Tatjanna Cruela worked full time as a Corrective Therapist. Her work involved dealing with people who were a problem to themselves such as alcoholics and unfit mothers or people who were basically criminal, such as people who annoy and harass their neighbours. She was looking to extend her patients-she would certainly like to include all the population of Nottingham as her patients. She believed that really everyone needed Corrective Therapy- only some people needed it more than others. As a convinced Christianaist from Norseland and Churchgoer she believed that all foreigners were potential criminals, and all had problems with alcohol and drugs . She believed that CT was by far the most effective Therapy possible especially for alcoholism and drug addiction. It was based on the premise that the Therapist should control and direct the patient by any means necessary, mainly by the use of physical force. The Therapist was entitled to be as violent as necessary to the patient, even to the extent of maiming him/her for life CT, unlike other therapies was then based on the simple premise that the Therapist is right and superior to the patient who is wrong and inferior in every way. It is as simple as that. If the patient It was right, he/she would not need to go to the Therapist in the first place! It was far more responsible than any other therapy as the Therapist assumed complete control over the patient's life. The Therapist did not believe 'it's up to the patient' as most modern irresponsible Therapy believe. As a practioner of CT Tatjanna had no use for methods such as AA (Alcoholics Anonymous). What on earth was the point of sitting around telling other people your problems? The point these people who are at AA did not realise was that it was only through pain and usually extreme pain that their alcoholism could be cured. What was worse AA believed that there is no cure for alcoholism. Read the pamphlet 'Living Sober 'p 7 'Alcoholism is an incurable fatal progressive disease'. What nonsense! CT believed that the alcoholic could and will be cured or else! If he/she was given the choice between giving up drink or a lifetime of beating and torture he/she will give up drink. The point is to kill the desire. If the alcoholic begins to associate drinking with pain, he/she will eventually begin to hate the drink and avoid it altogether. Tatjanna Cruela had a good mind to go to the next AA meeting in Nottingham and take it over. She believed it was on Wednesday night. She planned to go there personally and tell that bunch of losers to stop this useless 'treatment' and sign up instead for CT as her patients! As a committed Churchgoer she was totally against drink or drugs any kind. She did not even drink tea or coffee. She believed God had given her a wonderful body and it was her duty to maintain it in perfect condition. The main reason why she had such a stunning body was because she led such a healthy lifestyle and avoided all drugs completely. She also believed that other people as God's creatures should not drink alcohol either. If she had her way there would be total Prohibition in England. She would bring in phased Prohibition whereby no one could drink more than 24 units a week. If anyone exceeded that they would be prevented from drinking altogether. She would then issue an order reducing this to 20 until the final order which would be 0 units. Every pub and bar would have to do a tab on each customer that she as a Health Ranger and Corrective Therapist would be able to inspect. No one could drink more than 3 pints (6 units) in one evening. That was her aim in Nottingham-turn Nottingham into a Drug and Drink Free Zone. Her ultimate intention was to eradicate all vices-drinking, smoking, and gambling. Soon the whole city of Nottingham would become a Crime Free Zone! She had already smashed up one pub already and beaten the living daylights out of the landlord.! (see previous episode) Her intention was to carry on doing this until there were hardly any pubs left or if there are, they would serve soft drinks only. It was her duty as a Royal Health Ranger to purify and clean the world to create a Queen Dom of Righteousness! Her first patient was an alcoholic. His name was Donald. His whole life had been ruined by alcohol. He was very miserable, had fallen sick and had lost his job. Other treatments had failed miserably such as AA and Rehab. In fact, they had made him worse-not surprising when at AA you are surrounded by a bunch of alcoholics. In absolute desperation he had turned to CT as the only treatment that would work. In the last Session she had thrashed him soundly as well as giving him a good wanking-this was particularly necessary to check whether he was suffering from Brewers Droop! She also made him keep a record of every time he thought about drinking. Her intention in the next session was to give him a beating for every single time he thought about a drink. She had ordered him to keep a diary in which he would write down every single time he thought about drinking, which she would inspect in the next Session. Do not worry in 6 weeks' time he would never even think about drinking ever again! She said to herself in her own language Norselandic 'Don't worry Donald. I am coming to get you-after my treatment you will lead a Godly, righteous, and most importantly sober life! ''Ikke bekymre deg Donald. Jeg kommer for aa hente deg - etter behandlingen vil deren leven et gudfryktig, rettferdig og viktigst nookternt liv!' Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com