ASTRID THE AVENGER AND DIDERIK THE DEBAUCHER by Hamlet As Astrid the Avenger and Buccaneera rode towards Los Angeles the main city of Spanish California at full speed on her white charger with her Partner and Lover Diderik the Debaucher, she knew that the greatest challenge of her life lay ahead. As they rode onwards through the California countryside, the peons working in the fields gazed at her and her Partner Diderik the Debaucher in awe and wonder. She was a truly magnificent sight dressed in a leather stetson long leather cape leather jacket and thigh length boots. He too was truly a wonderful sight on his powerful white charger that he rode with incredible skill his huge Member protruding beneath his skin tight leather trousers. Just the feel of it beneath his massive thighs made him feel excited and more prepared than ever for the forthcoming fight and debauching that lay ahead! He lived up it his name as a debaucher of Spanish women only in most cases the Spanish women readily submitted to his gigantic Norse Cock. He looked really stunning in shiny black leather with a black leather Stetson, a leather face mask, skin tight leather jacket and leather trousers and knee length boots. He had long flowing blonde hair that came down to his shoulders The origins of the Buccanneera went back to the 18th the century when there was extensive settlement from Pacifica now Norseland that lay over 1000 miles away The Bothnian Islands were originally a Spanish colony Las Islas Canalas.The Settlers the Norse Folk mainly settled in the islands of Santa Cruz and Santa Catalina where they developed agriculture and created towns and settlements. . They used the islands as bases for attacking the Californian mainland in particular Los Angeles. They formed groups called Buccaneera also known as Swordmastresses, that like everything else in Pacifica consisted mainly of Norse Women or Valkyries. They were expert Swordfighters and would terrify the local inhabitants, just like their descendants Vikings did over a thousand years before Astrid and Diderik's Mission was to capture the Alcalde and take him as a prisoner to the newly established Nander Detention Centre in the Bothnian Islands that lay only 6 Kms off the coast of California where he would face a lifetime of hard labour. Astrid. looked even more stunning dressed exactly like him with platinum blonde hair. The only real difference was that Diderik's gigantic bulge was between his legs whereas her was in her chest. She spoke to her Lover in Norselandic as she kissed him passionately. 'Come on Diderik Darling let's go to the Alcalde's Mansion in Los Angeles. I want to make him my personal prisoner torture him and take him on a longboat to Neander Island. He has a wife Inez who is desperate for a Norse Cock I want to watch while you debauch her mercilessly in six positions. I just love to see you debauching Spanish women. After screwing her in every orifice of her body we will burn down the Alcade's Mansion! We will drive these Spanish wimps out of California just as we drove them out of the Bothnian Islands and turn them into our slaves!' 'Kom igjen Diderik Elskan , la oss gaa til Alcaldes Herragardur i Los Angeles. Jeg oonsker aa gjoore ham til min personlige fange til aa pytingar ham og ta ham med paa en langbaat til Nander Eyja har han en kone Inez som er oorv�ntingarfullur etter en Norse Kuk jeg vil se mens du avskyr henne naadeloost i seks stillinger. Jeg elsker aa se deg oodelegger spanske kvinner. Etter aa ha skrudd henne inn i hver aapning av kroppen hennes vil brenne ned Alcades Herregaard! Vi vil kjoore disse spanske veikhei ut av California akkurat da vi kjoorte dem ut av Botniske Ooyene og snudde dem inn i slavene vaare! 'Come on my sweet Darling Diderik the Debaucher!' 'We will show no mercy! 'Kom igjen min soote Elskan Diderik Afl�knir" 'Vi vil ikke vise naade! Just then Astrid could see the informer Guiterrez riding towards her in the distance 'Hello Mistress Astrid it's Guiterrez again!I thought I would warn you again The Alcalde is prepared for your attack.He regards you as worse than any terrorist. There are 30 Spanish troops ready to confront you all fully armed with cannons and guns.' ".�Hola, Astrid, soy Guiterrez otra vez! Pens� en advertirte de nuevo.El Alcalde est� preparado para su ataque, lo considera peor que cualquier otro. terrorista. Hay treinta tropas espa�olas listas para enfrentarte a todos armados con ca�ones y pistolas. 'The Alcalde and Major Quintero want you dead so be prepared. As I have said there are at least five of us including myself who want to surrender. There are probably more. We realise you and your Partner Diderik are brilliant swordfighters. Also we do not want to end up as cripples. We promise we will surrender. We love you Mistress Astrid and many of the Spanish army believe you Buccaneera are doing a wonderful job conquering our country!' 'El alcalde y el mayor Quintero te quieren muerto, as� que prep�rate. Como he dicho Hay al menos cinco de nosotros, incluido yo mismo, que queremos rendirnos. Ah� son probablemente m�s Nos damos cuenta de que usted y su socio Diderik son brillantes.luchadores de espadas. Adem�s, no queremos terminar como lisiados. Prometemos que lo haremos Rendici�n. La amamos Astrid y muchos del ej�rcito espa�ol creen �ustedes Buccaneera est�n haciendo un trabajo maravilloso conquistando nuestro pa�s! Astrid repied in her fluent Spanish. 'Thank you Guiterrez Of course we do a marvellous job in eradicating crime and bringing Norselandic civilization to you Spaniards.That's why the Alcalde is so jealous of me and DideriK as we expose his total and utter incompetence. You and the other Spanish troops will surrender to us by throwing down your weapons and lying prostrate on the ground. If I think for one moment you are resisting, I will smash every bone in your body just like I will to all the other Spanish troops. Remember the Buccaneera will be taking over California just as we took over the Bothnian Islands!' ".Gracias Guiterrez Por supuesto que hacemos un trabajo maravilloso en la erradicaci�n del crimen y trayendo a los espa�oles la civilizaci�n n�rdica. Por eso el Alcalde es tan celoso de m� y de Dideril cuando exponemos su total y total incompetencia. Usted y las otras tropas espa�olas se entregar�n a nosotros arrojando sus armas y postrados en el suelo. Si creo que por un momento te est�s resistiendo aplastar� cada hueso de tu cuerpo como lo har� con todos los dem�s espa�oles tropas. Recuerde que la Buccaneera se har� cargo de California tal como lo hicimos nosotros sobre las islas de Bothnia! 'Just understand that soon you will be the subjects of the Queen Goddess and obey us. The Queen Goddess is about to institute the Queen Dom of Righteousness!!' 'Solo entiende que pronto ser�s el sujeto de la Reina Diosa y obedecenos La Reina Diosa est� a punto de instituir la Reina Dom de ��Justicia!!' 'Yes Mistress Astrid I understand I promise I will surrender as will many of the other Spanish troops especially once they see you are winning so easily!' 'S�, Maestra Astrid, entiendo que prometo que me rendir� como lo har�n muchos de �Las otras tropas espa�olas, especialmente una vez que ven que est�s ganando tan f�cilmente!' 'Just remember Mistress Astrid underneath most Spanish troops are wimps-once they know they are losing they will surrender too. After all most of them joined the Spanish troops for a quiet life, not to have a fight with you Mistress Astrid a One-Woman Army!' 'Solo recuerda que la Maestra Astrid debajo de la mayor�a de las tropas espa�olas son d�biles una vez saben que est�n perdiendo, tambi�n se rendir�n. Despu�s de todo, la mayor�a de ellos se uni� a las tropas espa�olas para una vida tranquila, no para pelear contigo �Se�ora Astrid, un ej�rcito de una mujer! 'That's fine .I will see you later Guiterez when you become My Subject!' "Est� bien. �Te ver� m�s tarde Guiterez cuando te conviertas en Mi Asunto!" Astrid turned to Diderik 'LET'S KILL AND RAPE THESE SPANIARDS AND PILLAGE THEIR LAND AND PROPERTY!! 'La oss drepe og voldta disse spanier og pylle ut deres land og eiendom !!' Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED O