THE ARRIVAL IN NORSELAND by Hamlet Lisa really did feel so excited when the plane at last touched down on the runway at Haraldshus International Airport. The mighty plane roared ahead as she looked in excitement at all the buildings and Freeways of the city in the bright sunlight in the distance. At last her dreams had come true! She had been a member of the NAS( (Norselandic Admiration Society) now for nearly 9 years largely on the instigation of her close friend whom she was travelling with Stephen. She had heard so much about this Nation from Stephen who had been a member of the NAS five years longer than her. At the same time, she was feeling so tired and yet could not wait to meet her sister Joanna again and see her flat in Hjellskilde and find out how she was managing in Norseland studying at the University to become a Health Worker after leaving the USA. Lisa also could not wait for her medical treatment to start the day after tomorrow when she would be finally cured of her aching hip that had given her so much misery at the Royal Hip Hospital in Varense . Gerthe stood in front of all the passengers looking so magnificent and powerful in her leather Lufteflote uniform. She made the announcement to all the passengers in English and Papian as she was in charge of the second class passengers all of whom were oslanders (foreigners ) and Papians 'We have at last arrived at Haraldshus International Airport in the Queen Dom of Norseland. The local time was exactly 6 pm .As usual Lufteflote has arrived at the scheduled time by the second!' 'Ua h�ʻea hope mākou i ka moku mokulele ʻo Haraldshus ma M�ʻī Ka Mea, o Nosia ʻO ka uā kūloko i kūpono loa ia ʻo he eono auakea. Ua like ʻo Lufteflote i ka manaua i koho ʻia e ka lua!' The oslanders and Papians will now be segregated for the purposes of Customs and Entry. The Papians will go with Madame Martina and Madame Tania. The oslanders will come with me! 'E hoʻokaʻauale ʻia nā haole me nā Papianii no nā mea no Aduana Kāia au. E pau ana ka poe Papanii iaʻu Matama Martina a ia'u Matama Tania. E hui mai ana na haole ia'u!! 'Before we depart from the plane Madame Martina will do a Dress Inspection to make sure you look properly dressed for entry to the Nation!' 'Ma mua o ko mākou haʻalele ʻana i ka mokulele e hana ana ʻo Matama Martina i kahi Kāle Hoʻoueliueli e nānā pono ʻoe i nā lole pono no ke komo ʻana i ka lāhui! Martina walked up the aisle crop in hand. Every person had made sure they were immaculately dressed after they has seen what had happened to Jim the orkshireman.Stephen was so afraid of a cropping that when the plane took off from San Francisco, he had put his new suit on that he carried in his hand luggage after making sure he had showered and shaved. Everyone passed the Inspection .Gerthe looked so pleased that the passengers were now behaving themselves properly ! 'Right the Papian passengers will now leave the plane' 'Kaa'a i k�"ia manaua ko ka poʻe Papianii e haʻalele i ka mokulele.' The Papians, all six of them, did exactly what they were told without hesitation. As the Papians left the plane Lisa and Stephen were left with the only other oslander or foreigner Thomas. He was even more nervous than them! Gerthe stood before them. 'The temperature outside is 80 degrees fahrenheit 51 celsius .It has been a blazing hot day so I will permit you to remove your jackets'. 'Bring your belongings and follow me to the Customs and Entry !' They did exactly as she said. They left the plane and walked along a long corridor. On either side were enormous pictures of the Queen Goddess . Soon Gerthe led them to a room where there was large notice ; OSLANDERS RECEPTION ROOM Lisa and Stephen were escorted to separate rooms by Gerthe Stephen and Thomas were escorted into a bare room waiting room with the usual gigantic picture of The Queen Goddess. She then stood before them looking so imperious. 'You have both been very well behaved good passengers. You have obeyed my commands and my Associate Madame Martina's commands without question.As a result I will nominate you both for the Good Passengers Award. This means that you will be able to travel with a 10% discount as well as the discount you receive by being members of NAS. It means that future travel will be cheaper than ever!' 'Thank you so much Madame Gerthe.I really enjoyed travelling with Lufteflote .It's the best airline in the world!' Stephen replied Thomas totally agreed with me and thanked her too. With that she kissed them both goodbye on the lips. 'You must wait here for a Senior Customs Officer to interview you!' She left them striding out of the room looking as majestic and confident as ever! They both waited almost in silence. There was a sign up stating that talking was allowed but only in whispers. iI could see a large notice stating; TALKING PERMITTED BUT ONLY IN WHISPERS! Stephen could see that Thomas was even more nervous than him. Thomas told him that he was going on an all inclusive holiday that cost him nearly £1500 .It involved taking the traditional tourist route from Vikingsborg in the north then through the Thorskulkl and Gronskull Mountains into Papia. He would stay at the top holiday destination of Ekohehe in Papia . He would then travel back from Soua the Papian capital back to England in two weeks' time.His Social Officer whose name was Madame Gayle, would of course be in contact with him all the time as he would have to give her an exact map of all the routes he was taking on the way.He would also be in constant contact with her along the way. As he was speaking Stephen felt so much envy. He would of course have to ask his Social Officer for full permission to do this and it would be up to her to decide! Suddenly an announcement was made: 'STEPHEN YOU ARE ORDERED TO INTERVIEW ROOM D!