THE ARRIVAL IN NORSELAND
by Hamlet

I really did feel so excited when the plane at last touched down on the
runway at Varense International Airport.The plane roared ahead as
looked in excitement at all the buildings in the night sky. At last my
dreams had come true!I had been a member of the NAS##'(Norselandic
Admiration Society)now for nearly 9 years and had heard so much about
this Nation. I was the same time feeling so tired and could not wait to
sleep in Annika###'s mother###s  apartment!

 Senior Airline Officer Angel stood in front of us all looking so magnificent and powerful in Her leather Lufteflote uniform .She made the announcement to all the
passengers.


'We have at last arrived at Varense International Airport in the
Queen Dom of Norseland. The local time is exactly 9 pm .As usual
Lufteflote has arrived at the scheduled time by the second!'


The Oslanders and Papians will now be segregated for the purposes of
Customs and Entry. The Papians will go with Madame Yvonne and Miss Lukia.
The Oslanders will come with me!

'Before we depart from the plane Madame Yvonne will do a Dress
Inspection to make sure you look properly dressed for entry to the
Nation!'

Yvonne  walked up the aisle crop in hand. Every person had made sure
they were immaculately dressed after they has seen what had happened to
Jim the American passenger .I was so afraid of a cropping that when we
took off from San Francisco,I had put my new suit on thatI carried in
my hand luggage after making sure I had showered and shaved.



Everyone passed the Inspection .Angel looked so pleased that the
passengers were now behaving themselves!

'Right the Papian passengers will now leave the plane'

The Papians, all 6 of them, did exactly##'what they were told without
hesitation. Ioanna  took me in her hand and kissed me.

'Goodbye sweet darling ,we must part now. I have really enjoyed our
journey together!##'I hope to see you with Annika### in an hour's time or when
you have passed the Customs'

As the Papians left the planeI was left with the only other Oslander
Arun. He was even more nervous than me!
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Angel stood before us.

'The temperature outside is 80 degrees fahrenheit 51 celsius.It has been
a blazing hot day so I will permit you to remove your jackets'.

'Bring your belongings and follow Me to the Customs!'
##'
We did exactly as She said.
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We left the plane and walked along a long corridor. On either side were
large pictures of the Queen Goddess .Soon She led us to a room where
there was large notice ;


OSLANDERS RECEPTION ROOM
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We were both escorted inside by Angel .It was a bare room with the
usual enormous picture of the Queen Goddess.
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Angel  then stood before us looking so imperious.
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'You have both been very well behaved good passengers. You have obeyed My
commands and My Associate Madame Yvonne's commands without question.As a
result I will nominate you both for the Good Passengers Award .This
means that you will be able to travel with a 10% discount as well as the
Discount you receive by being members of NAS. It means that future travel
will be cheaper than ever!'

'Thank you so much Madame Angel.I really enjoyerd travellung with
Lufteflote .It's the best airline in the world!'

Arun totally agreed with me and thanked Her too.


With that She kissed us both goodbye on the lips.
##'
'You must wait here for a Senior Customs Officer to interview you!'

She left us striding out of the room looking as majestic and confident as
ever!
##'
We both waited almost in silence. There was a sign up stating that
talking was allowed but only in whispers. iI could see a large notice
stating;
##'
TALKING PERMITTED BUT ONLY IN WHISPERS!

I could see that Arun was even more nervous than me. He told me that he
was going on an all inclusive holiday that##' cost him nearly ##1500 .It
involved taking the traditional tourist route from Varense through
the Thorskulkl and Gronskull Mountains into Papia. He would stay at the
top holiday destination of Ekohehe in Papia .

He would then travel back from Soua the Papian capital back to England in
two weeks' time. His Social Officer whose name was Madame Gayle, would of course be in contact with him all the time as he would have to give Her an exact map of all the routes he was taking on the way.He would also be in constant contact with Her along the way.

As he was speaking I felt so much envy. I would of course have to ask
Annika### for full permission to do this and it would be up to Her to
decide!

Suddenly an announcement was made:

'Stephen D##'you are summoned to Interview Room 1!

'Arun C##'you are summoned to Interview Room 2!'

We both did exactly as we we were told not daring to disobey.
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I knocked nervously on the door .A voice came from inside

'Enter!
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I walked in .There were 2 huge leather clad Women sitting behind a desk
.One of them walked up to me. She was dressed in a leather hat, studded
collar, leather cat suit and thigh length boots. She walked up to me and
gave me a long slow Welcome Kiss right on the lips.


'Welcome to Norseland Stephen. My name is Senior Customs Officer Tanya
Rorsson.##'I am here to check on your passport ,your Application Form and
to issue you with your Foreigners Identity Card!'
##'
She was a really large Woman who looked completely and firmly in charge.##'
As She was kissing meI could feel the muscles underneath Her leather as
She moved forcibly towards me
##'
'Before we go onI would like to introduce you to your Social Officer Ms
Alexis Storgaard
##'
She walked over to me. She was not quite as large as Tanya but was big
nonetheless.She wasdressed in the SO uniform of leather hat, silk scarf,
leather jacket, skirt , gloves and high heeled boots with razor sharp
heels.##'Unlike most Norse Women She had slightly reddish hair.


'Right Stephen' said Tanya 'First of all##'I would like to go through your
Entry Form with you '

As She spoke She sat next to me with Her booted leg next to mine.

While##'I was on the plane##'I had completed the Entry Form E1. It was
horrific to complete and was 4 pages long. Tanya went through it with me
meticulously. There were several points##'I had missed out ,in particular
medical details. She made me complete every thing exactly .Every time She
spoke to meI had to be careful that I called Her Madame Rorsson without
fail.

Iseemed to have been in that Interview Room for at least an hour while
Tanya stood over me and made me complete the form again until it was
perfect.

'Well Stephen you have at last completed the form. Your Sponsor Annika###
knows you are here. She is waiting outside with Her Papian slaveant Ioanna.
Also your luggage has been identified and is outside so you do not need
to go through baggage control like other countries .Every item had been
checked by a Customs Officer Madame Laura and the luggage has been
repacked.'
##'
Tanya then stamped my passport with an Entry Visa next to the one that
had already been issued by the Embassy.I now had full permission to be
in the Nation!
##'
This country was so efficent and organised it made even Switzerland look
disorganised!
##'
Alexisthen came up to me.
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'Welcome to Our Nation.I##' am a Social Officer.##'I will effectively be your
Supervisor while youare in My Nation and will take care of all your needs
Tomorrow you will meet Judge Marissa LangvollShe will ensure
that you obey the Law as I'm sure you will. If you have any problems
while you are in my Nation ,you must ring Me at once .I will give you a
card with My number. My numbers is also on your Foreigners Identity Card
which I am now issuing you.'
##'
She gave me the FIC. It was just like credit card with my colour photo
on the front and details of my passport ,address in Norseland, my##'Social
Officer, my Judge and Sponsor AnnikaAt the back was
another card that was called the Foreigners Alcohol Card (FAC).The
purpose of this was that it had to be shown every time##'I bought a drink.
##'
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'Right Stephen you must wear this##'Card at all times. Here is a chain for
you to wear it round your neck. It must be worn at all times##' and shown
on demand to a Judge or any other Official. Failure to wear the FIC##' is a
serious offence which renders you to be taken to the Judge Station and
punished as they see fit ,which will involve the most terrible torture.
You will then be deported from the Nation to England on the first flight
immediately ,your passport stamped##' and you will never be allowed to
return. Do you understand?'
##'
'Yes Madame Storgaard!'
##'
##'I had to remember in Norseland always to refer to those in authority as
Madame or Master or else!
##'
'I have your full report from Nurse Elena(##'The first
problem is your drinking which She has said is excessive .
##'
'While you are in my Nation you are only permitted to drink 14 units a
week That is the equivalent of 7 pints of English beer. You must also
take 2 days off .Every time you buy a drink you must show your FAC to the
bar .The card will record exactly when you last bought a drink ,where and
what you drank. '
##'
'After 2 days you cannot use the card, which is why you must take a break
on the third day. You are not allowed to drink any more than 3 drinks in
one day as the card will refuse##'service.It is also illegal to drink
without eating.The##'card operates as a credit card and you will be
prsented with a bill at the end of your stay in the Nation.##'The cost of
24 units a week##'is approximately ##30(600##'Norse Marks NM)##'.You must get
way from your English drink culture .Is that understood Stephen?'
##'
'Yes Madame Storgaard '
##'
I was now so tired and suffering so badly from jet lag after my 22 hour
flight that I would agree to anything!
##'
'Another thing Stephen is that you're going to have to do something about
your muscles.##'I know that you are an Oslander##'and are not expected to be
as strong as us Norselanders .I can tell that I'm at least 3 times your
size and there are much##'bigger People in this Nation than Me!'
##'
##''I want you to undergo a full training in physical activity .You will
have excellent sporting facilities provided for you.##'I suggest you start
with brisk walking every morning .You must also understand while##'you are
##'in my nation you're going to have to endure many SLS( Strap on and
Leather Sessions)##'and Gang Bangs so you must really toughen yourself
up!.We do not want you to be a drain on Our excellent medical facilities
which are by far the best in the world!'
##'
'Before we go outside##'I will give you a guide to our Nation'.
##'
It was called the Foreigners Guide to Norseland.It was a really glossy
book and##'was packed with information.
##'
I##'said goodbye to Tanya who wished me a happy stay in Norseland.
##'
I went outside and there was my case ready for me there .Next to it was
another CO .Her name was Laura Brederqvist. She was dressed in the same
leather cat suit and thigh length boots as Her Supervisor Tanya .She was
again nearly 6 foot tall with long blonde hair.
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##'
'Hello Stephen.##'I have meticulously been through every item of your
luggage to check on illicit substances and any unsuitable clothing
.Everything is fine but you do need to improve your packing abilities
as##'I have##' had to unpack everything!'
##'
I##'then took my case away after thanking Her for all the trouble She had
gone to.
##'
Alexis escorted me to the Arrival Hall. It was gigantic and was a really
impressive example of modern architecture! It was even bigger than
Gatwick.
##'
Annika### was standing right there looking as stunning as ever in shiny
black leather .
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She had such a comfortable journey travelling First Class, sleeping in a
double bed being treated like a Queen!She looked so fresh and did not
look as if he was suffering from tiredness at all!
##'
She came right over to me and kissed me giving me the full Welcome Kiss.
##'
'Welcome to my Nation Stephen!'
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'THE DAY OF YOUR DREAMS HAS COME!'
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