ASMONDENA PREPARES TO CAPTURE QADDAFI WHILE ZANA BECOMES THE REGENT AND RULER OF LIBYA
by Hamlet



Asmondena the world's most renowned and famous Crimefighter stood over the
eight dead and dying bodies of his guards whom She had just beaten senseless
as She walked towards Qaddafi's tent.

(SEE PREVIOUS EPISODE ASMONDENA BEATS EIGHT GUARDS TO A BLOODY PULP USING HER
FISTS AND HER STRAP ON )

She shouted out.

Qaddafi the games up!

'SURRENDER NOW!!'

Asmondena had walked towards the eight remaining guards that were left after
Sonia Fernandes the Black Scorpion had taken care of four of them. Before She
could kidnap Qaddafi to take him back to the Carrier Princess Xena anchored
off the coast of Libya She had to deal with them all putting them all through
the most agonizing death. All eight of them were really petrified of Her as
they knew all about Her. They started talking to each other in Arabic

'That's Asmondena! She's an incredible fighter! What chance do we stand
against Her?'

'She wins every single fight ! We stand no chance. These Norsis are about to
take over our whole country. I hear they're attacking Tripoli now with just
two of their Women with a reign of Terror that makes the bombing of Baghdad
look like a mullah's coffee party!'

Sonia could understand every word they said as being of Tuareg descent
Herself.

She spoke fluent Arabic.

  'Looks like they're terrified of You Asmondena! Your reputation has really
spread right across the world -these bastards know they don't stand a chance
against a One Woman Army like You!'

'Don't worry I'll put the fear of Allah into them!' Asmondena said. She was
looking even more impressive than ever so tall and muscular dressed as She was
in a skin tight shiny leather cat suit that revealed Her amazing muscles and
breasts.

At the same time to terrify them She had put on a long rubber and steel strap
on that was over one meter long with a pointed razor sharp end that would be
used as an instrument of torture to rip Her victims mouths and anuses to
shreds in a deadly terrible torture. The very thought of being screwed if
possible to death by a Woman was enough to put the fear Allah right into them!

 Before that Asmondena and Sonia had stood next to the Fricka helicopter at
the Bar Wailit oasis in Libya. Asmondena was about to proceed on Her Divine
Mission of capturing and kidnapping the Libyan leader Qadaffi and taking him
as Her personal prisoner to the carrier the Princess Xena that lay anchored
off the coast of Libya in the Gulf of Sirte. She was certain that She would be
successful in this Mission though She realized that it was one of the most
dangerous Mission that could be undertaken by anyone. She was still convinced
of Her success realizing that She was a world renowned and respected Crime
Fighter probably the best in the world and that She had been brilliantly
successful in every single operation so far.

Senior Justice Zana Blastemgaard who was to be the new Regent and Ruler of
Libya had addressed Them both as They were about to take off into the desert
with the night sky over Them towards Qadaffi's Headquarters.

'Asmondena and Sonia I wish you every success in Your Mission and I really
believe that with The Blessings of The Queen Goddess You will succeed! Here
are burqas for You both to wear when You will be disguised as Libyan women.

You will ride in the desert for 10 KMS, then You will dismount and walk the
remaining 5 KMS dressed as Libyan women.'

'You will take the guards protecting Qadaffi completely by surprise. I want
You to kill every one of them showing no mercy or compassion whatsoever. Soon
Qadaffi will be Your personal prisoners Asmondena.You have My full permission
to beat him and face slap him as hard as You can and only You know how. You
are not to kill him although I know You could do that quite easily given Your
sheer power and strength. You must take him back to the carrier Princess Xena
to be presented prostrate before VSC (Very Senior Commander) Abby
Clairesdottir and then to be taken back to Norseland for trial and execution
for his crimes.'

'I am receiving reports every few minutes on the radio of how the Invasion is
proceeding with total success. Soon the whole of Libya will be in Our hands
with Me as the Regent and Ruler of Libya with absolute power!'

'A few kilometers away Justice Selene Sonderhjem has single-handedly taken
control of Misrata on Her Fricka helicopter by threatening to fire a Hilda
missile right into the army headquarters. She is new the Ruler of Misrata just
as Justice Sarka Bloodyhaard is the Ruler of Tauorga. The Libyan flag has been
taken down and has been replaced by Our own glorious Flag and portrait of The
Queen Goddess and everyone in the town is now a citizen of The Queen Goddess.'

'I have just heard from Selene that She has moved toward Al Khoms the next
town .She has landed Her Fricka helicopter just by the army headquarters and
has given the army commander there 10 minutes to surrender to Her and become
Her personal prisoner or else She will reduce the whole town to ashes!'

'Meanwhile to the east in the city of Benghazi the second largest city Justice
Helene Hellstriker and Her Colleague JSO(Judge Support Officer) Katarina
Viktorhaard have launched a full scale attack on the army headquarters after
firing a heat seeking Hilda missile straight into it killing almost everyone
inside. They have landed right in the centre of the city and Helene has
reported that both of Them are now inside the city itself using Their Gym Kata
skills to take on at least 50 Libyan soldiers. Helene has reported total
success so far without a single hair on Their heads being even touched and
They are confident that as a couple of One Woman Armies They will soon be in
complete and total control of the city. They will then proceed to Tobruk and
then proceed to take over the whole of Cyrenacia!'

'Meanwhile Justice Lydie Baalbaster and I are now proceeding to Tripoli to
take over and to put the city under My control .We will act in the same way as
Helene only We will be even more vicious. We will give the Libyan army 10
minutes to totally and unconditionally surrender to Us or We will unleash a
terrible ROT (Reign of Terror) that will make the terrible Rape of Nanking in
1938 look like child's play in comparison!

' We will unleash the awesome power of Our Hilda seeking missiles right across
the city inflicting the most appalling devastation everywhere. We will also
demonstrate the full untamed and hideous fury of the Valkyries attacking
everyone in the city who gets in Our way if necessary using the invincible and
dreadful power of Our Gym Kata skills!'

 'Goodbye Asmondena and Sonia and I wish you full success in Your Mission!'

 Asmondena had turned to Her Partner Sonia.

'Right Sonia We're going to have to walk the rest of the way. It's only 5 KMS
but as We're both big strong Women We can do it easily especially as it's
nighttime and it's so cold!'

'Don't worry Asmondena. I have Tuareg blood in Me and it's no problem at all
I'm really ready for some fighting!'

Asmondena looked out into the night with Her powerful Ostara binoculars that
had infra red and microscopic detection, another product of Norselandic
technology the most advanced in the world. In the distance She could clearly
see Qaddafi's HQ in the distance. She looked ahead and could clearly count 12
soldiers with machine gins guarding a tent.

She turned to Sonia.

'Sonia I want You to go first as you speak fluent Arabic and pretend We are
two Women lost in the desert and are trying to find Our way home. We will beat
and if necessary kill all 12 of the soldiers. I will take out 8 and You can
take out 4 as I am obviously the better fighter even though You are very good.
I will then personally capture Qaddafi himself!'

'That's great Asmondena I know You are a better fighter than Me! I can't wait
to practice My Arabic on those bastards!'

They both walked as fast as they could across the desert and were soon right
in front of Qaddafi's tent.Sonia could see a soldier standing in front of the
tent.

She walked right up to the first guard standing in front of Her. He noticed
how big and tall She was far taller than almost any Libyan woman.

'Where are you going? Stop now!' he shouted at Her.

'I'm so sorry but We went out for a walk and got lost in the desert. Could you
tell My Friend and Me how We can get back to Tripoli?'She said in Her fluent
Arabic with Her heavy Tuareg accent.

'It's midnight! What are you doing at this time?You should be in bed like all
women! Are you a whore looking for customers?'he shouted pointing his gun
right at Her.

She moved towards him and was soon standing right next to him. She whispered
in his ear.

'No I'm not a whore! I am a Black Scorpion actually and I can be out at
anytime anywhere I choose you f---g pig!'

He looked down and noticed Her high heeled boots under Her burqa. This was
definitely not a Libyan woman!'

He raised his gun again to point at Her.

'You're under arrest you infidel bitch!'

Before he knew what was happening Her fist went jabbing hard with deadly force
into his face splitting his nose wide open.

SMASSHHHHHHHHH!!! SMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Blood came pouring out of his face as he roiled down onto the ground clutching
his bloody face yelling in agony.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

The noise he was making made two of the guards run straight towards him.

With lightning speed Asmondena and Sonia threw off Their burqas to reveal
Their magnificent leather clad bodies.

Asmondena walked in front of Sonia to face them.She was going to fight them
first.

'Come on Sonia!'

'LET'S ATTACK THESE BASTARDS!!!'

Asmondena and Sonia had both demonstrated Their brilliant fighting skills
without even a hair of their heads being touched at all

Before proceeding to attack Amandine called Zara'

'Zana I just wanted to tell you that our mission has been a complete and total
success. Sonia and I have beaten all of Qaddafi's guards to a complete and
total pulp .I am now ready to break into his tent and to make him My personal
prisoner!

'My Mission has been a complete success too Asmondena II gave the Libyan army
10 minutes to totally and unconditionally surrender to us or We would unleash
a terrible ROT (Reign of Terror).'

'I told them I would unleash the awesome power of Our Hilda seeking missiles
right across the city inflicting the most hideous devastation everywhere. I
told them that any one in the city who gets in our way if necessary using the
invincible and dreadful power of Our Gym Kata skills!'

'I am now the Regent of Libya and am sitting in the Presidents Office The
country is Ours and the property of The Queen Goddess!

All that is left is for you Asmondena to capture Qaddafi!'

MAKE HIM YOUR PRISONER NOW!!

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