SONIA BEATS UP FOUR OF QADDAFI'S GUARDS IN FRONT OF ASMONDENA By Hamlet Sonia Fernandes the Black Scorpion stood outside Qaddafi's headquarters in the Libyan desert ready for the attack. Behind Her stood Asmondena known as the 'Invincible' the world's greatest and most renowned Crime Fighter ready also to attack and to capture Qaddafi himself. They both looked ready for action dressed as both of Them were in skin tight shiny black leather; Asmondena was ready to take him back personally to the world's largest Carrier the Princess Xena that lay off the Libyan coast in the Gulf of Sirte. He had to pay the price for calling the Divine Queen Goddess 'an infidel whore' and declaring a jihad against Norseland Herself after cartoons of Mohammed had been published in the Norselandic press. The Norselandic Embassy in Tripoli had been burnt to the ground and to take revenge a full scale Norselandc invasion was now taking place that would effectively put the whole country under Norselandic rule by tomorrow morning. They had walked to the headquarters of Qaddafi and had found his tent .Sonia was the first to go forward as She spoke fluent Arabic being of Tuareg descent. She was dressed in a burqa to look just like a Libyan woman. She had just walked up to the first guard who had noticed that She was bigger and taller than any Libyan woman and had ordered Her to stop. She had told him that Her and Her Friend were lost in the desert and wanted to know the way back to Tripoli. The guard had accused Them of being whores looking for customers as They should be in bed at this time. As he opened his gun right at Her She had whispered in his ear that She was a Black Scorpion and could be out any time She liked calling him 'a f""g pig' the worst insult anyone could give to a Muslim. He had looked down and noticed the high heeled boots under Her burqa and that She was obviously nor a Libyan woman. He had pointed his gum at Her calling Her an 'infidel bitch'. She had moved with deadly force Her fist jabbing in hard into his face splitting his nose wide open.Before he knew what was happening, Her fist went jabbing hard with deadly force Into his face splitting his nose wide open. He had fallen onto the ground hooding his bloody face in agony. With lightning speed Asmondena and Sonia threw off Their burqas to reveal Their magnificent leather clad bodies. Asmondena walked in front of Sonia to face them.She was going to fight them first. 'Come on Sonia! As I said before there are 12 of them I want you to fight 4 of them.There are 3 more to go. I will take on 8 before capturing Qaddafi personally. You are a very good fighter but being the world's most famous Crime Fighter I am obviously better than You!' Sonia knew that She could never fight as well as Asmondena but She was still determined to prove Her fighting abilities to Her. She walked up to two of them who had rifles pointed right at Her Suddenly She turned round. She could fell a blow on the side of Her head as one of the solders had hit Her with a rifle but from behind. CRCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! The blow caused Her to stumble but She was far too strong to let it cause Her to stumble on the ground. The soldier just did not realize just how tough this Woman of Tuareg descent was! She held Her head and them with incredible speed turned round on the soldier.She smashed into his face with three devastating blows of Her own. SMAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHH!!! SMAASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SMAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The soldier staggered back clutching his bleeding face yelling with pain. 'Come on Sonia get him !Press Your advantage ,don't let him get away with hitting You over the head!' shouted Asmondena. He tried to run away from Her but was hopeless. He put his hands over his face but was totally unable to elude from the next volley She hurled at him with deadly accuracy. SMAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SMAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! he roared as the other soldiers stood there transfixed at the sight of this brilliant Woman fighter. He fell to the ground in a bloody heap as She stood in triumph over him. Another soldier came running towards Her screaming 'You die you infidel whore!' She simply moved to the side and kicked the gun right out of his hand with one easy action. 'Now where shall I hit you ?Perhaps I'll try your mid section!' With lightning speed She drove right into his mid section smashing in as hard as She could. SMAXSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! This left his chin wide open to Her for the next move an uppercut right into his chin. SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The soldier fell back slummed on the ground dead to the world. 'Watch your back Sonia !'yelled Asmondena as another soldier came from behind. He had a large serrated knife in his had and was screaming at Her in Arabic every abusive word he could think of. Yet this Black Glamazon was far too agile for him. She danced from side to side as he furiously thrust at Her in a terrible rage. None of his blows could connect with Her as he became more and more frustrated. Eventually the effort was too much as his moves slowed down as he was becoming completely exhausted. She took aim and landed three incredible blows that found their aim in his face easily. SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! THUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Blood shot in a torrent out of his face almost over Her leather BS outfit as his legs gave way and he collapsed in a heap on the ground. He fell on the ground a dead bloody heap beneath Her joining the three others. Asmondena walked right up to Her and congratulated Her. 'That was wonderful Sonia! You are a great fighter and the time will come when You will be sent on a Mission on Your own!' Asmondena walked up to the 8 remaining guards She had to take out before capturing the prize Qaddafi himself They we clearly terrified of Her size and strength. She was even bigger and stronger than Sonia. 'Come on you bastards!' 'LET ME BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU!!'