ASMONDENA AND SONIA BEGIN THE ATTACK ON QADAFFI'S HEADQUARTERS Asmondena and Sonia Fernandes the Black Scorpion stood next to the Fricka helicopter at the Bar Wailit oasis in Libya. Asmondena was about to proceed on Her Divine Mission of capturing and kidnapping the Libyan leader Qadaffi and taking him as Her personal prisoner to the carrier the Princess Xena that lay anchored off the coast of Libya in the Gulf of Sirte. She was sure that She would be successful in this Mission though She realized that it was one of the most dangerous Missions that could be undertaken by anyone. She was still convinced of Her success realizing that She was a world renowned and respected Crime Fighter probably the best in the world and that She had been brilliantly successful in every single operation so far. Senior Justice Zana Blastemgaard who was to be the new Regent and Ruler of Libya addressed Them both as They were about to take off into the desert with the night sky over Them towards Qadaffi's Headquarters. 'Asmondena and Sonia I wish you every success in Your Mission and I really believe that with The Blessings of The Queen Goddess You will succeed! Here are burqas for You both to wear when You will be disguised as Libyan women. You will ride in the desert for 10 KMS, then You will dismount and walk the remaining 5 KMS dressed as Libyan women.' 'You will take the guards protecting Qadaffi completely by surprise. I want You to kill every one of them showing no mercy or compassion whatsoever. Soon Qadaffi will be Your personal prisoner Asmondena.You have My full permission to beat him and face slap him as hard as You can and only You know how. You are not to kill him although I know You could do that quite easily given Your sheer power and strength. You must take him back to the carrier Princess Xena to be presented prostrate before VSC (Very Senior Commander) Abby Clairesdottir and then to be taken back to Norseland for trial and execution for his crimes.' 'I am receiving reports every few minutes on the radio of how the Invasion is proceeding with total success. Soon the whole of Libya will be in Our hands with Me as the Regent and Ruler of Libya with absolute power! 'A few kilometers away Justice Selene Sonderhjem has single-handedly taken control of Misrata on Her Fricka helicopter by threatening to fire a Hilda missile right into the army headquarters. She is new the Ruler of Misrata just as Justice Sarka Bloodyhaard is the Ruler of Tauorga. The Libyan flag has been taken down and has been replaced by Our own glorious Flag and portrait of The Queen Goddess and everyone in the town is now a citizen of The Queen Goddess. I have just heard from Selene that She has moved toward Al Khoms the next town .She has landed Her Fricka helicopter just by the army headquarters and has given the army commander there 10 minutes to surrender to Her and become Her personal prisoner or else She will reduce the whole town to ashes!' 'Meanwhile to the east in the city of Benghazi the second largest city Justice Helene Hellstriker and Her Colleague JSO(Judge Support Officer) Katarina Viktorhaard have launched a full scale attack on the army headquarters after firing a heat seeking Hilda missile straight into it killing almost everyone inside. They have landed right in the centre of the city and Helene has reported that both of Them are now inside the city itself using Their Gym Kara skills to take on at least 50 Libyan soldiers. Helene has reported total success so far without a single hair on Their heads being even touched and They are confident that as a couple of One Woman Armies They will soon be in complete and total control of the city. They will then proceed to Tobruk and then proceed to take over the whole of Cyrenacia!' 'Meanwhile Justice Lydie Baalbaster and I are now proceeding to Tripoli to take over and to put the city under My control .We will act in the same way as Helene only We will be even more vicious. We will give the Libyan army 10 minutes to totally and unconditionally surrender to Us or We will unleash a terrible ROT (Reign of Terror) that will make the terrible Rape of Nanking in 1938 look like child's play in comparison! ' We will unleash the awesome power of Our Hilda seeking missiles right across the city inflicting the most appalling devastation everywhere. We will also demonstrate the full untamed and hideous fury of the Valkyries attacking everyone in the city who gets in Our way if necessary using the invincible and dreadful power of Our Gym Kata skills!' (www.wikipedia.org/wiki/nanking massacre) 'Goodbye Asmondena and Sonia and I wish you full success in Your Mission!' It was not long before the Fricka helicopter had taken off into the night sky leaving Asmondena and Sonia alone on Their Hardanger bikes surrounded by the vastness of the desert and the huge starlit sky over Them .Coming from a lush tropical verdant Nation Asmondena had no knowledge of the desert and could not completely cope with the sheer size of it that dwarfed Her by its sheerer magnitude .Sonia being half Tuareg Herself did have some knowledge and feeling for the desert ,the Tuareg a matriarchal society being the original inhabitants of the desert. Asmondena had an advanced Sifa compass on Her that could detect exactly where They were and could take them to the exact spot where They would have to dismount before They were ready to attack the Headquarters. They were soon riding at full speed across the desert. Asmondena dressed as She was totally in black leather felt a great feeling of exhilaration as They both rode across feeling the breeze of the night sky over Them.It was not long before Her Sifa compass bleeped to show Her the exact spot where They were to park Their bikes and put on Their burqas ready for the attack. The plan was that as soon as Asmondena had captured Qaddafi She would notify Justice Fetishea Blaemehell to take Her Sonia and Qadaffi himself and the bikes back to the carrier Princess Xena. They both dismounted from Their bikes and then put on Their burqas to look just like Libyan women. They were so glad it was nighttime which in the desert could be freezing cold as They would have been sweltering hot under Their leathers and burqas too! Asmondena turned to Her Partner Sonia. 'Right Sonia We're going to have to walk the rest of the way. It's only 5 KMS but as We're both big strong Women We can do it easily especially as it's nighttime and it's so cold!' 'Don't worry Asmondena. I have Tuareg blood in Me and it's no problem at all I'm really ready for some fighting!' Asmondena looked out into the night with Her powerful Ostara binoculars that had infra red and microscopic detection, another product of Norselandic technology the most advanced in the world. In the distance She could clearly see Qaddafi's HQ in the distance. She looked ahead and could clearly count 12 soldiers with machine gins guarding a tent. She turned to Sonia. 'Sonia I want You to go first as you speak fluent Arabic and pretend We are two Women lost in the desert and are trying to find Our way home. We will beat and if necessary kill all 12 of the soldiers. I will take out 8 and You can take out 4 as I am obviously the better fighter even though You are very good. I will then personally capture Qaddafi himself!' 'That's great Asmondena I know You are a better fighter than Me! I can't wait to practice My Arabic on those bastards!' They both walked as fast as they could across the desert and were soon right in front of Qaddafi's tent.Sonia could see a soldier standing in front of the tent. She walked right up to the first guard standing in front of Her. He noticed how big and tall She was far taller than almost any Libyan woman. 'Where are you going? Stop now!' he shouted at Her. 'I'm so sorry but We went out for a walk and got lost in the desert. Could you tell My Friend and Me how We can get back to Tripoli?'She said in Her fluent Arabic with Her heavy Tuareg accent. 'It's midnight! What are you doing at this time?You should be in bed like all women! Are you a whore looking for customers?'he shouted pointing his gun right at Her. She moved towards him and was soon standing right next to him. She whispered in his ear. 'No I'm not a whore! I am a Black Scorpion actually and I can be out at anytime anywhere I choose you f---g pig!' He looked down and noticed Her high heeled boots under Her burqa. This was definitely not a Libyan woman!' He raised his gun again to point at Her. 'You're under arrest you infidel bitch!' Before he knew what was happening Her fist went jabbing hard with deadly force into his face splitting his nose wide open. SMASSHHHHHHHHH!!! SMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Blood came pouring out of his face as he roiled down onto the ground clutching his bloody face yelling in agony. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The noise he was making made two of the guards run straight towards him. With lightning speed Asmondena and Sonia threw off Their burqas to reveal Their magnificent leather clad bodies. Asmondena walked in front of Sonia to face them.She was going to fight them first. 'Come on Sonia!' 'LET'S ATTACK THESE BASTARDS!!!' Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com