THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 84
by Hamlet
ASMONDENA AND SONIA PREPARE TO ATTACK QADDAFI'S HEADQUARTERS WITH DEADLY FORCE


Asmondena and Sonia loaded Their Hardanger bikes onto the Fricka Helicopter in
Tauorga Libya as They were ready for the Divine Mission that lay ahead of them
of attacking Qaddafi's headquarters. Asmondena was entrusted with the Mission
of capturing and kidnapping Qaddafi himself making him Her personal prisoner.
They both said a fond farewell to Justice Sarka who was now the Ruler of
Tauorga the first piece of Libyan territory to fall to Norselandic Rule.

As Asmondena sat in the Helicopter with Zana the new Regent of Libya in front
of Her She felt totally prepared to deal with this bastard Qaddafi, being
determined to face slap and torture him mercilessly using all Her incredible
power and strength.

She clearly recalled how the situation had developed when Norseland was now in
the position of actually invading Libya and taking its President to Norseland
for trial and execution. She recalled clearly the conversation She had with
Her Supervisor VSJ (Very Senior Justice) Nicola Basson who had called Her in
China in Guangzhou from, the JLJHQ in Vikingsborg after She had completed Her
first totally successful Mission there. She had been ordered by Nicola to go
on a Mission to Egypt. Nicola had told Her all about a terrible atrocity that
had just occurred in Egypt, which She was determined revenge. Asmondena's
Colleague one of the most brilliant crime fighters in the world Justice
Stormia Sterngarrd was there now and after this Mission Asmondena would join
Her.

The atrocity had occurred in Hurgada a popular resort on the Red Sea where
terrorists had opened fire on a coach load of tourists in which 70 tourists
were killed, 30 of whom were Norselandic. This was an atrocity far worse than
the Luxor massacre of 17 November 1997 and demanded bloody revenge. The
Operation had begun that was to be called Killallterrorists whose object was
no less than the violent death of every single terrorist in Egypt. Asmondena
had wanted so much to be with Stormia confronting and killing terrorists
mercilessly .No one could kill the Subjects of The Queen Goddess Herself and
get away with it!

She had been ordered to capture with Stormia the leader of these Islamic
terrorists whose name was Al Hamidi for trial and execution to Norseland from
his hideout in Qena in the Nile Valley. Asmondena was also determined to deal
severely with anyone who harboured or showed any sympathy for the terrorists,
as She knew well from Her knowledge of Chinese 'that a fish can only swim in
water' that terrorists depend on the support of the local popoulation.

Asmondena had been ordered by Nicola to burn down the houses and if necessary
kill those who harboured or showed any sympathy, even verbal sympathy for
terrorists. If any peasant so much as gave these terrorists a drink She would
torture then to death and burn down their house and all their property in the
way only She knew how!! What was more if the Egyptian Government was in any
way involved with these terrorists then they would pay the price as the
Justice League was quite prepared to take action against Egypt just as it was
prepared to invade Libya!

Yet it was as Asmondena was flying from China to Egypt that She had heard all
about the change of plans from Nicola.The news had come that the cartoons of
Mohammed had been published all over Norseland with the tacit encouragement of
the Norselandic Government.In Norseland Islam was completely banned as it
degraded women and did not acknowledge the Divinity of The Queen Goddess who
had to be worshipped at all times.

This had resulted in riots across the Muslim world where Norselandic embassies
had been attacked. The Norselandic Government had reacted instantly demanding
that each country pay compensation of £500,000 each or face the full wrath of
the Justice League. Every country had agreed to pay the compensation in full,
even Syria, knowing that effectively Noresland had displaced the USA as the
world's superpower being the world's new Matriarchy and Police Woman that was
quite prepared to extend the Matriarchal Empire of The Queen Goddess right
across the whole world

� All the countries knew what terrible retribution faced then from the JL and
were prepared to pay every penny of the compensation with the only exception
of the rogue state Libya. Not only had the embassy been totally burnt to the
ground in Tripoli but this had been done with the full support of the
President Qaddafi who had ordered all Norselanders our of the country This was
a terrible blow to Libya as the Noselanders had given so much to help the
country and were mainly Nursing Officers and teachers and being professionals
and highly qualified were naturally almost all Women. They had all been safely
airlifted to the Princess Xena the largest carrier in the world by Fricka
Helicopters that lay just off the coast in the Gulf of Sirte commanded by VSC
(Very Senior Commander) Abby Clairesdottir.

The Norselandic Government led by Premier Patricia Ingvoll, had sworn bloody
vengeance against Qaddafi and was determined that he should be brought to
Norseland to be tried and executed. What was worse was that he had let out a
whole tirade of anti -Norselandic abuse calling for a Holy War or jihad
against the infidel Norselanders .He had called The Queen Goddess and Premier
Ingvoll 'infidel bitches' and had even dared to call The Queen Goddess 'a
Bitch from Hell'. He was even prepared to lead an attack of suicide bombers
against Norselanders anywhere in the world. The Norselandic Government had
retaliated by calling Qaddafi 'World Public Enemy Number One' and had ordered
his arrest, trial, and execution for Treason and Blasphemy. The Person who had
been chosen for this momentous and Divine task was none other than Asmondena
Herself with Her brilliant and extraordinary fighting skills known, as She was
the world over as the world's greatest and invincible Crime Fighter, Her very
name striking fear into terrorists and criminals all over the world.

In Her task Asmondena would be assisted by Sonia Fenandes a brilliant fighter
and wrestler who belonged to the Black Scorpions an organisation of American
Black Women led by Ramona( see Episodes RAMONA), totally dedicated to the
elimination of terrorists and criminals throughout the world. It was an
organisation that admired Norseland and supported the JL everywhere as
Norseland was the Female dominated Nation and as the world's Matriarchy.
Ramona Herself had been made an Honorary Norselandic Citizen and had been
summoned to the Divine and Holy Presence of The Queen Goddess Herself the
greatest honour in the world.

Sonia had been in Libya ready for the Norselandic invasion. She was half
Libyan and half American. She spoke fluent Arabic fluently and wearing a burqa
had actually posed as a Libyan woman. Her father was a Tuareg who were the
native population of Libya.

She really resented Qaddafi not only because all Her father's property had
been seized in the 1969 revolution but also because the Tuareg society was
basically matriarchal and women never wore the veil or the burqa that was
actually worn by the men.In Tuareg society women effectively ruled and were
far better educated and in most case stronger than the men than the men.As a
result they had incurred the wrath of Qaddafi who being a staunch Muslim
believed in the subordination of women.

She had already been captured by the Libyan forces as Her leather boots and
gloves of Her BS uniform were visible under Her burqa. She had been thrown
into a filthy cell by the Libyan commander Al Bariki. She had escaped easily
from the cell using Her incredible fighting skills only to be captured again
by him who had called Her a n---r bitch. She had finally taken Her revenge
when after Asmondena had captured him She had face slapped him to death in the
final blow sure he died a most agonizing death.

Asmondena looked down. She could see the desert beneath Her and the lights
from an oasis beneath Her. It was clear that They were about to land in Bar
Wailit an oasis in the desert.

Zana turned round to speak to Asmondena and Sonia.

'We are about to land and very soon You will be attacking Qaddafi's
headquarters I have burqas for You both to wear so You can be disguised as
Libyan women until You attack the headquarters. Soon Qaddafi will be Your
prisoner Asmondena. You can beat him and face slap him as hard as You like but
please don't kill him as he has to be presented before VSC Abby on the
Princess Xena. '

'The invasion is now proceeding with total success and Libya will be under
Norselandic Rule in a few hour's time without even a hair of Our heads being
touched. A few kilometres away Justice Selene Sonderhjem had taken over the
town of Misrata all on Her own after threatening to fire a heat seeking Hilda
missile at the mayor's headquarters.'

'Even better to the east the city of Benghazi the second largest city is in
Our hands. Justice Helene Hellstriker has fired a Hilda missile straight into
the army headquarters killing all inside and reducing to to ashes. With Her
colleague JSO Katarina Viktorhaard She will force the whole of Cyrenacia to be
under Norselandic Rule using Their Hilda missiles and Their Gym Kata skills in
unarmed combat against the Libyan forces!'

'After We have dropped You and Sonia off, Lydia and I will go to Tripoli where
We will demand the immediate surrender of all Libyan forces or We will begin a
terrible ROT (Reign of Terror) using Our Hildas and Gym Kata skills that could
lead to a massacre and reduce the whole city of Tripoli to a pile of rubble!'

'Capture that blaspheming, treasonous bastard Qaddafi Asmondena and show no
mercy!!'

'MAY THE HOLY AND DIVINE BLESSINGS OF THE QUEEN GODDESS BE WITH YOU!!!!!

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