THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 83
by Hamlet
ASMONDENA SETS OFF TO CAPTURE QADDAFI AS THE NORSELANDIC INVASION OF LIBYA BEGINS


Asmondena looked up in the sky and could see the gigantic Fricka Helicopter
overhead that covered the entire night sky. It was the Helicopter that carried
the new Regent and Ruler of Libya Senior Justice Zana Blastemgaard and Her
Associate Justice Lydie Baalbaster.

They had began Their Mission to take over Libya an Operation which would be
accomplished in total military style efficiency (unlike the US/UK invasion of
Iraq!) and would be over in one night with not a since loss or injury of one
Norselandic life. The whole country would be placed the next morning under the
benevolent Rule of The Queen Goddess and the President Qaddafi would be
captured personally by the world's most invincible and renowned Crime Fighter
Asmondena Herself!

Soon the helicopter landed in the middle of Taourga a town that had now been
placed under full and complete Norselandic control. It was clear that
Norselandic control had been totally established under Asmondena with Her
Colleagues Sonia Fernandes the Black Scorpion and Justice Sarka Bloodyhaaard.
The Norselandic flag had displaced the Libyan flag that had been ripped to
shreds to make it clear that Noreslandic rule was total as the Norselandic
Flag of a green cross on a white background flew so majestically overhead the
town.

The Mayor himself Al Ramiri was now a prisoner after he had been taken captive
by Sonia Herself and was now languishing in the dungeons having dared defy
Norselandic rule a terrible offence that now carried the death penalty and
would be enforced ruthlessly by Justine Sarka.

Sarka would ride around the town on Her Hardanger bike putting the fear of God
into the Libyan subjects and administering instant justice including instant
death by strangulation with a leather chord. She was quite prepared to enter
any house to make sure that the subjects were behaving properly , that they
were cleaning their houses properly to Norselandic standards, were in bed by
10 PM and they were showing due respect for their Sovereign The Queen Goddess.
Soon Sarka would have a large collection of portraits of The Queen Goddess
that would have to be in a prominent place in every single house.

What's more the subjects could clearly see in the distance the vast hulk of
the Princess Xena by far the largest carrier in the world commanded as it was
by VSC (Very senior Commander) Abby Clairesdottir that looked as if it had
come from Mars it was so huge. It had a deadly fleet of Cheetah aircraft on
board ready to attack any target in Libya itself with deadly force !

The enormous Fricka Helicopter Gunship landed right in front of Asmondena and
Sonia expertly piloted by Lydie. At the feet of Asmondena and Sonia lay Their
victim Colonel Al Bariki whom They had both face slapped to death. Sonia had
given him the last blow a real coup de grace that had sent his head spinning
right round his shoulders and every bone in his neck to be broken completely.
She had at last taken Her revenge for him daring to call Her a n-----r bitch
and for threatening him with the firing squad after he had captured Her .No
one speaks to a Black Scorpion like that and gets away with it!

Soon the doors of the Helicopter opened and out stepped Zana. She looked truly
magnificent and every centimeter looked the part to be the new Regent of
Libya. She was almost as tall and muscular as Asmondena. She was dressed in a
skin tight leather cat suit that resembled the one that Asmondena wore. She
wore a long flowing leather cape as a mark of Her authority. She also wore a
tight fitting leather cap with the Norselandic coat of arms encrusted in pure
gold. She had long blonde hair that matched the gold of Her coat of arms. She
carried a long golden sword and around Her waist carried an array of guns and
knives to make Her the One Woman Fighting Machine who would rule with
authority and might and justice and would of course strike terror into all Her
Libyan subjects.

Next to Her came Her Deputy and Associate Lyde. She was slightly; shorter but
was dressed in a similar way in skin tight leather cat suit with long shiny
thigh length leather boots the uniform of the Justice League.

Both of Them walked up to Asmondena, Sarka and Sonia kissing on the lips and
embracing passionately, all Four Women entwining each other with Their huge
muscular leather clad bodies .

'Oh Asmondena I am so glad to have met You at last! Your fame has now spread
throughout the world as the world's greatest Crimefighter. Your very name
strikes terror into all criminals and terrorists the world over!'said Zana
embracing Her passionately!'

'I'm so glad to meet You too Zana. I'm so proud to be on a Mission with You to
capture that bastard Qaddafi and to put the whole of Libya under Norselandic
control with You as the Regent!'

'I can't wait to be the new Ruler of this country Asmondena. You are charged
with the Mission of capturing Qaddafi personally and taking him to the
Princess Xena ro be presented handcuffed and in bondage kneeling prostrate
before VSC Abby Herself and from there to be taken to Our Nation for trial and
execution!'

'I can't wait to get My hands on that bastard ad give him the Face Slapping of
his life. It's a pity I can't put him to death just like I did to this bastard
Al Bariki.'said Asmondena working herself up into a lather of rage ready for
Her Mission.

'I know You want to Asmondena and You would make a brilliant job of it but we
do have to follow Orders and You must so as Abby and I tell You to do.'

'Yes certainly SJ Zana!'

'You Asmondena will attack Qaddafi's tent all on Your own. You will give him a
damned good beating and Face Slapping in the way only You know how.You will
then tie him up securely in bondage and then a Helicopter piloted by Justice
Karma will take him to the Princess Xena where he will be made to lie down in
complete submission before VSC Abby.'

' I will then arrange for a plane to take him to Our Capital Stefansholm where
he will be executed his body incinerated and his memory erased forever'

' I must tell You Asmondena what the plans are so that You and Sonia are
perfectly clear. We will take off now for a place called An Wailit and will
land there in a few minutes. It lies 40 kms west of here in the middle of the
desert.Your Orders are for You and Sonia to ride Your Hardanger bikes across
the desert dressed in burqas to hide Yourselves.

'You will ride to the exact location of Qaddafi's tent equipped with a
Varharra compass the most advanced of its kind in the world that will take you
to the exact location of the tent. You and Sonia will attack using your
unarmed combat skills killing all the guards in the most vicious way.'

' Then You Asmondena will attack Qaddafi's tent all on Your own. You are to
deal with him in the most merciless way possible half killing him with your
Face Slapping skills showing no mercy whatsoever!'

'I can't wait to face slap that bastard Zana! He's public enemy number 1 and
has insulted Our Nation and The Queen Goddess daring to call Her Holiness a
whore! He must pay the price for his crimes!!'said Asmondena working Herself
up into a complete fury.

'After We have dropped You Lydie and I will proceed to Tripoli to take over
the Government of Libya. We will land on top of the Ministry of Defence and
give the Libyan forces 20 minutes to surrender or else We well unleash a
bloody Reign of Terror (ROT) firing Our deadly Hilda heat seeking missiles
across the city reducing it to a pile of ashes if necessary . We will then
proceed to attack the Libyan forces using out invincible Gym Kata skills in
unarmed combat killing anyone who stands in Our path!'

'Justice Selene Sonderhjem had just landed in Misrata on Her own just to the
west where She has given the 20 minute warning for all forces to surrender to
Her. She will then proceed to Al Khoms and will finally join us in Tripoli.'

'The same has happened in Benghazi in Cyrenacia where Justice Helene
Hellstriker has just administered the 20 minute warning before unleashing a
bloody ROT where She will put the whole city under Her control.'

'Come on Asmondena and Sonia! Get into the Helicopter ready for the takeover
of Libya by just Nine Women the most amazing invasion in history!'

'LET THE INVASION BEGIN NOW !!!!'

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