THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 73 by Hamlet ASMONDENA EASILY CAPTURES HER PRISONER Asmondena went roaring down the road from Taourga to Misrata in Libya in full pursuit of Her enemy Al Bariki .She looked as magnificent as ever clad in Her shiny black leather Justice Leaugue cat suit with Her long curly blonde hair tied in a pony tail waving in the wind. She was so glad She had arrived in Libya at last. She was determined to capture him and to bring him back to Tauorga to face a dammed good Face Slapping from Sonia Fernandes the Black Scorpion who was so desperate to give him a good beating too and Her .Tomorrow She would capture the President Qaddafi himself! He was now frantic to escape from Her. He realized that his car could not compete with Her and they he stood no chance against Her mighty Hardanger Bike .As he was sweating with fear he began to think of a plan of escape.As he was screaming at the driver to go as fast as he could he suddenly though of something. There was an Air Force base just west of Misrata at Zlitin between Misrata and Al Khoms .He knew the Commander of the Base Commander Al Hadadi. He would call for a helicopter to take him to Malta which after all had quite friendly relations with Libya. He would try to claim asylum there on the grounds of persecution .Surely Asmondena would not find him there! He screamed down the phone at the Commander. He looked behind .Asmondena was nowhere to be seen. 'I've a big Norsi fiendess from Hell after me! For the sake of Allah help me! Just get a helicopter to take me to Malta!' 'All right Al Bariki I know our whole country is under attack from these Norsis and we're all in danger! I want to get out too as we've found out that all supporters of the regime are likely to be put on trial when these Norsis take over .Let's get out together!The Tunisian border has been closed as there are so many people trying to escape knowing we face total obliteration from these Norsis!' Meanwhile Asmondena was about 2 KMS away .She had deliberately slowed down on Her Hardanger 6XX Bike the fastest in the world because She wanted to play with Al Bariki and to give him the impression that he could escape . She had actually received a text message on Her mobile phone that Al Bariki was trying to escape .This was because of the very advanced technology on board the Princess Xena aircraft carrier. Every single phone call made by leading members of the regime was being intercepted just in case any one tried to escape. Asmondena knew that the game was well and truly up for Al Bariki and all the supporters of the regime. Even if they tried to escape to Tunisia, Malta, Algeria or Egypt they would be tracked down by the Justice League and Her. There was just no escape possible! The Hardanger 6XX bike was the most advanced in the world like all other Norselandic technology in terms of the quality of its products .Norselandic bikes ,carriers, cars or anything else now far exceeded anything else in the world in terms of design and sheer technical excellence all of whom were designed by Norselandic engineers and scientists almost all of whom were Women like everything else. The Hardanger 6XX could go at speed far exceeding 400 KMS per hour, could actually fly in the air for over one hour and so land on top of any car and building and could fire heat seeking rocket propellers from its sides that could blow a tank to smithereens! It could also dodge any bullet that was fired at it through its sensory powers .It made the Harley Davison look positively primitive like anything American compared to anything Norselandic. Norseland was the world Superpower, Matriarchy and Police Woman and the superiority of its good as well as its weapons proved it! She was soon in the city of Misrata which was Libya's third largest city. She could see his car just ahead of Her with the infra red search lights could project 10 KMS in the distance as it was now night time. However with the feeble light of his car he could not see Her coming from behind as She wanted to surprise him and terrify him too .As She rode through the city with the inhabitants looking in amazement and awe at Her She could tell this was quite a well ordered clean city by Libyan standards which was surprising as being as Norse Woman She looked down on all oslanders especially Arabs and Orientals as being dirty and inferior . He car now driving outside the city. He was now beginning to believe that She had honesty forgotten him and maybe She had got lost in the desert itself! Soon he would be free from Her and safely in Malta away from Her wrath and fury.! His car was soon at the Air Base and he could see the helicopter waiting to take him away from Libya and the fury of these descendants of the Vikings these terrible Norse Women from which he had to pray to Allah to protect him! Suddenly he looked behind. There was a blinding light almost resembling a light from Heaven itself. At the same time he could hear this terrible noise as this mighty machine the Hardanger 6XX came thundering towards him .He could see a leather clad figure with blonde hair blowing in the wind against the night sky. Oh God it was Asmondena the invincible crime fighter! He had been so stupid as to think that it was ever possible to escape Her wrath and fury! He then looked again. The mighty bike that was hurtling towards him then took off into the air .He had never seen a sight like this in his entire life!He could see it soar into the air above the car itself. Suddenly there was a terrible crash CRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The bike had landed right on top of the car so skillfully handled by Asmondena The wheels of the bike were locked by magnetic force into the roof of the car. Al Bariki knew escape was now impossible as he sat there shaking in utter terror He had been foolish enough to think that escape from the fury of Asmondena was possible. He should have known that even of he had reached Malta She would have chased after and captured him there! There was a call from Her on his mobile phone as She stood on the car top ready to break into the car and capture him. 'Al Bariki the games up ,it's your enemy Asmondena .You are My prisoner and there's no escape at all.Just tell the driver to stop the car or I'm coming into the car and will beat you even more!' He hesitated. 'Just let me go please Asmondena for Allah's sake let me go to Malta! I will behave for the rest of my life!' Right Al Bariki I'm coming into the car as you did not do as I ordered you to!' With brilliant athletic prowess She moved down and held onto the side of the car by Her hands .With another move She brought Her whole body down along the car swinging Her powerful legs. Al Bariki could see this magnificent leather clad Glamazon outside the window of the car and began to shake in abject terror. She swung Her powerful legs right back. With one move She brought the steel toes of Her boots against the panes of the window. She moved with incredible force as She smashed into the window bringing Her huge body inside. Soon She was inside the car. Shards of glass went all over him as She sat in the seat nextt to him smiling and holding him by the collar in a vice like grip. The driver of the car brought it to a sudden halt knowing if he continued he would face Her wrath too.. Suddenly She brought Her rock hard hand crashing against his face SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! 'That's for trying to escape from Me Al Bariki! No one on earth can escape from Me! There are plenty more where that came from in fact! You're coming back to Tauorga to be Face Slapped to death by Me and Sonia the Black Scorpion whom you dared to imprison!' 'PREPARE TO DIE AL BARIKI! Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com TO SEE ASMONDENA IN ALL HER GLORY GO TO www.lady-asmondena.com or www.strapon-goddess.com 0r www.dominity.com Just remember She has blonde hair!