THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 67
by Hamlet
NICOLA ORDERS ASMONDENA ON A NEW MISSION TO KIDNAP GENERAL GADAFFI IN LIBYA

Asmondena was now at Guangzhou airport after having been driven there by Leif
from the Mayor's office .She had just had a wonderful time having a long slow
Welcome Kiss with Him that had involved a long slow Tongue Wrestling with him.
She was desperate to feel the leather of a Norse Man and to feel His massive
throbbing erect member in Her hands especially after having to face all those
puny Chinese like that Mayor whom She has just face slapped to death! She was
so pleased that Leif could go with Her and Stormia to Egypt.

She was met at the airport by SAO (Senior Airline Officer) Michelle Hardstad
and Pilot Jana Vaasvanger to take them there on a special charter flight of
JLA (Justice Leaugue Airways) Behind them stood Asmondena's maid boy Toni the
flight and the cook Luisa. They both bowed their heads in submission knowing
full well the reputation of Asmondena that She was a ruthless and vicious
Mistress who would not put up with any disobedience at all It was quite clear
they were both scared as they were both shaking with fear, knowing that they
had to serve Her every whim or else!

Michelle came up to greet Her .They both kissed hard on the lips. Michelle
looked lovely in Her shiny black leather uniform as SAO on JLA. She had a
leather cap tight leather jacket, skin tight leather trousers and thigh length
boots with high heels looking every centime a real figure of authority and
power.

'Welcome on board Asmondena. Our journey will take just over 9 hours .This
time We will not be travelling to Egypt, but to the aircraft carrier Princess
Xenia off the coast of Libya.'

'I have just received a change of plan from Your Supervisor Nicola in
Norseland. You are flying straight to the aircraft carrier Princess Xena.
There You are to be met by VSC(Very Senior Commander) Abby Clairesdottir the
Commander of the Mediterranean Fleet. The carrier is now off the Libyan coast
in the Gulf of Sirte I have Nicola on the phone here.'

She passed the phone to Asmondena.

'Hello Asmondena there has been a change of plans. The situation in the Middle
East is becoming more serious by the day . The situation over the cartoons of
Mohammed is becoming more serious(SEE PREVIOUS EPISODE) As You know Our
Government is demanding compensation from the Arab countries of NM 10 million
�500000 each where Our Embassies have been damaged. '

'They have all agreed to pay compensation of with one exception Libya. As I
told You the Embassy in Tripoli has been burnt to the ground. Not only that
but all Norselanders have been ordered out of Libya. There has been an
airlift. A Frigga aircraft has laded just outside Tripoli at Al Gerbil led by
Justice Katarina Brunerhaard accompanied by Justice Sarka already .An attempt
was made by the Libyan army to resist but they were easily beaten by Katarina
and Sarka.All the Norselandic Citizens all 20 of them were safely airlifted to
the Princess Xena where they will all be safely flown back to Norseland.'

'Our Government and Premier Ingvoll has sworn bloody vengeance against Libya
and Gaddaffi himself. He has failed to pay any compensation at all. What is
worse is that his tirade if anti Norselandic abuse shows no sign of ending.He
has called for a jihad against 'the infidel Norselanders' .He has referred to
The Queen Goddess and the Premier as 'infidel bitches' and has dared to refer
to Our Divine Queen Goddess and Our Premier as' bitches from Hell. He has
ordered all Our Citizens to leave Libya and has forbidden any of Our Nationals
to enter Libya.'

'Of course this is totally intolerable and Gaddaffi must stand trial for
blaspheming Our Queen Goddess. This means that instead of You going to Egypt
with Stormia, Your Mission is no less than to capture Gaddafi himself and to
bring him back to Norseland for Trial and Execution.You have been entrusted
with this Mission as the worlds greatest Crimefighter.'

'I can't wait Nicola! Please tell Me what I should do'

'The plan is as follows. In nine hours time the plane will land on board the
Princess Xena which is the largest aircraft carrier in the world with a fleet
of 50 Cheetah aircraft the fastest in the world and the most deadly driven by
expert Pilots all but one are Women .Of course They are ready to strike into
any Libyan city from the Gulf of Sirte reducing Tripoli and Benghazi to rubble
if necessary.'

'You will stay the night in the luxurious quarters of the Princess Xena which
compare with a five star hotel.'

'At 6 AM You and Sarka will take off from the carrier on a rubber dinghy where
You will land at a place called Tauorga some 150 KMS east of Tripoli.There You
will be met by Sonya who is actually a Black Scorpion. She has Libyan and
American blood as her father was Libyan Tuareg the native population which is
why She is coloured and Her mother was American. She was actually born there
as he worked for an oil company before the days of Gaddaffi in 1969 when they
were were quite friendly to the Americans. She is very hostile to Gaddaffi as
after the 1969 revolution all Her father's property, was seized especially .
He was a Tuareg who tend to be discriminated against in Libya, mainly because
they have a matriarchal society.

'Sonya will meet you on the beach just outside the town. You will all go
undercover dressed in the veil under you black leather outfits .You will
travel to Tripoli by car as if You travel by bike you will be conspicuous. You
will spend the day in Tripoli as Sonya has booked you into a smart hotel. She
has 2 forged Swedish passports for you and Sarka and You must pretend to be
Swedish. There are some unspoilt beaches near the city so you will be able to
enjoy Yourselves. You will be staying at one of the best hotels in the city
the Funduq Bab al Bahar It is very cheap by Our standards only 130 diners a
night about �1.50! Or NM30!'

'In the morning You Sarka and Sonya will travel to Tahuna that lies in the
desert some 50 KMS south east of Tripoli. You will travel there by car
again.It is there where Gaddaffi will be staying in his tent.

' Once You reach the compound You will take off Your veils to reveal Your
leather clad JL and BS outfits. This will of course strike terror into Your
opponents who are really terrified of the reputation of Norse Women which is
why Gaddaffi hates Our Nation so much .'

'You will then attack mercilessly using Your Gym Kata skills to the full. I
know You are an invincible crime fighter Asmondena and will leave unscathed as
you are always . Sonya is a brilliant fighter and invincible wrestler and
Sarka is a Grade 1 Gym Kata Fighter.'

' You will break into the compound and capture Gaddaffi personally handcuffing
him and putting a dog collar around his neck .You will humiliate him totally
He is now protected by women's bodyguard so you will be able to take care of
them easily! They all claim to be virgins ready to die for him but You will
make mincemeat out of them!'

' Once You have captured him You will radio Abby .The carrier will then be
only 5 KMS off the coast of Libya to strike terror to the residents of the
town of Al Khoms who will wake up in the morning to the sight of this vast
carrier just off the coast.

'A helicopter piloted by Justice Karma Hardbaster will take You and Gaddaffi
as Your prisoner as Sarka and Sonya to the aircraft carrier. When You are on
the helicopter I want you to give him a damned good Face Slapping in the way
as You know how! . Don't do it quite as hard as the one you gave the Mayor as
I do want him to be still alive for his T& E afterwards. Karma will then take
him personally to Norseland while You will them proceed to Egypt to join
Stormia This Operation Capture Gaddaffi will be carried out with the usual
clockwork militart precision and accuracy.'

'What will happen in Libya when Gaddaffi is sent for Trial and Execution ?

'That's a good question. As usual you show Your great intelligence Asmondena.
We have the leader of the main opposition group the National Salvation Front
Ibrahim Sahd on board the Princess Xena. He will be flown in with Abby to
become the new President. She will effectively be the Regent of Libya
supervising democratic elections until full law and order is restored.She will
ensure that full compensation is paid by the new Government and the Embassy is
rebuilt as the largest building in Tripoli Libya will be under effective
Norselandic occupation until law is restored and all the Norselandic Nationals
can return.It will be just like the provinces of Guangdong and Fujian are
under Norselandic control.'

Michelle went up to Asmondena.

'The time has come for Us to take off It will be a 9 hour flight and We trust
Your flight will be luxurious as Toni Your maid boy will look after Your every
need or else You must punish him mercilessly. I know you love China and speak
fluent Chinese but the time had come for You to eradicate crime in the Middle
East as You are the world's greatest Crime Fighter!

'LET'S GO TO LIBYA!!'

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