THE ADVENTURES OF ASMONDENA 66 by Hamlet ASMONDENA PREPARES FOR HER MISSION TO EGYPT Asmondena left the cubby hole where She had just Face Slapped the ex Mayor to death. He lay there with blood screaming out of his wrecked face on the floor .She was now ready to go on Her Mission to Egypt to deal with those terrorists who had been responsible for the murder of Norselandic Nationals in cold blood! She walked up the stairs to the main entrance of the ex Mayor's office. There to greet Her stood the new Governor of Guangzhou Cynthia Rothrod .She looked magnificent in Her uniform as a Senior Justice with Her leather cap showing Her lovely blonde hair, a cape of black leather, Her tight leather cat suit, Her long leather gloves and thigh length boots .At Her side She held a golden sword and a cat o nine tails symbols of Her authority and power. She looked every centimetre a Ruler and Governor! They kissed each other on the lips so glad to meet again. 'It's so good to see you again Asmondena! I'm so pleased that You have executed the ex Mayor. Don't worry We will put his body into the incinerator which is what We do with all criminals You are now ready to go on Your Mission to Egypt .JSO (Judge Support Officer) Leif is here ready to drive You to the airport, 'Before You go Your cat suit should be cleaned as it's covered in blood and bits of teeth after the Face Slapping You gave him. I will call slaveant Li to come and clean You!' She shouted at Li to come down with a bucket of hot water and a sponge .Within a few seconds she was down and was on her hands and knees cleaning every centimetre of Asmondena's cat suit not daring to stop for a second! 'Get on your hands and knees and clean Madame Asmondena's cat suit don't you dare stop for a second you dirty slut!'screamed Cynthia. 'Clean Me properly you whore!' shouted Asmondena as Li washed the cat suit all over not missing a single centimetre. When she had finished to Asmondena's satisfaction Cynthia shouted at her. 'Right get out of My sight you Oriental trash and get some coffee for Me After that I want My lunch. I want steak and fries falling off the plate! I don't want any of that Chinese greasy shit is that understood ?Now get out of My sight!' She roared. She was now Cynthia's slaveant and the regime would be even worse than what she had suffered from Asmondena! 'Right Leif here is ready to drive You to the airport for Your Mission to Egypt. SAO (Senior Airline Officer) Michelle Hardsad is ready to meet You at the airport together with Pilot Jana Vaassvanger. It is an 8 hour flight there and You will arrive at to be met by Justice Stormia in Hurghada .I hope You will have a luxurious flight .Your every need will be met by a Papian maid boy Toni and there will also be a cook Lisa ,cooking and cleaning being the one thing Papians are good for! ' 'I also have some more disturbing news relayed to Me by Your Supervisor VSJ(Very Senior Justice) Nicola Basson The trouble over the publication of the cartoon of Mohammed has now spread against Our Nation. The cartoons have been published in graphic detail in almost every major newspaper in Our Nation. This is because We have no qualms at all about offending these Muslims! 'Their religion is banned in Our Nation as You know .This is because we are a Matriarchal Society and of course this applies to many Christian sects that do not accept Female Domination and the Divinity of The Queen Goddess. Effectively the only religion allowed, as You know Asmondena is the National Lutheran Church (NLC) in which The Queen Goddess is treated as God's Representative on earth. 'Any religion that teaches female submission is banned by Law That is why wearing of the headscarf is banned in Our Nation. Any student from an Arab country must promise never to wear it on pain of execution by the Judges if she is caught wearing it. What is more mosques are banned, as every building must have a large a portrait of The Queen Goddess. Pictures of the human form are banned in Islam. Also Islam has dared to attack worship of The Queen Goddess as idolatry!' 'There have been a wave of anti Norselandic protests right across the Muslim world. Our Embassies have been attacked in Cairo Tripoli, Algiers, Gaza, Riyadh, Damascus, Beirut and Tehran. The worst incident has taken place in Tripoli where most of Our Embassy was burnt down and the mad Libyan leader Qaddafi has called for a jihad against the 'infidel Norselanders.' Our Premier Patricia Ingvoll has taken swift action. She has demanded immediate compensation from all the countries where the embassies were attacked to be paid within 7 days. Each of the 9 countries must pay NM 10 million (#500,000) each amounting to NM 90 million(#4,5 million) altogether! As for Libya She has demanded that Qaddafi retract his statement at once or face possible arrest by the JL (Justice Leaugue) for Anti-Norselandic activity and that the whole of Libya placed under Norselandic control. It's time something was done about that Libyan madman! If the other countries do not pay the compensation then Cheetah aircraft from the RNN Third Fleet commanded by My Colleague VSC (Very Senior Commander) Abby Clairesdottir on board the QGS Princess Xena the largest aircraft carrier in the world, will attack selected mitary targets, killing civilians if necessary! If these countries withdraw oil supplies then the JL will take action to occupy the oil fields and suspend all Our aid to those countries, which is massive .We are now the world's Superpower and Matriarchy and no one messes with Us! Unlike the Danes and Norwegians whom We are related to, We don't mess around!' 'That's wonderful Cynthia ,don't worry Stormia and I will be a Two Woman Army .We can handle any number of Arabs just as We beat those Chinese! I can't wait to get My hands on those terrorists and fundamentalists! As for that bastard Qaddafi he will feel My wrath too! No one makes statements against My Nation and gets away with it!' 'That's great Asmondema. Nicola has said that once You deal with those terrorists You and Stormia are to land in Libya by parachute and deal with the Libyan Government. Our intelligence knows where Qaddafi hides out. He has made a declaration of war and he will have to suffer the consequences including being captured by you and taken back to Our Nation for trial and execution!' It was now time for Asmondena to get into the car and be driven by Her chauffeur Leif .God He was gorgeous! Dealing with all these weedy Chinese men had made Her desperate for a hunking Norse Man. He looked really impressive with His golden blonde hair, clad totally in black leather with His shiny leather boots and leather gloves. The tight leather revealed His huge member that was nearly five times bigger than any Chinese. She went right up to him and immediately felt his member in Her leather gloved hand .At the same time She rammed Her tongue right down his throat. This was the normal way a Norse Woman greeted a Norse Man which involved Tongue Wrestling and Wanking(TWW) in which of course the Woman was dominant and the one who showed the initiative while the Man passively accepted whatever was done to Him. Cynthia had to break Her off him as Her mouth was locked into His in a passionate embrace as he came all over Her leather gloves. 'Come on Asmondena .I know You are desperate for a Norse Man being a strong healthy Norse Woman .What I will do is send out Leif to Egypt as a JSO for You and Stormia .You can debauch Him and He can satisfy both of You with His massive member. I know You will be desperate for a gorgeous Norse Man especially as You will be surrounded by all those greasy Arabs! 'Oh I really do Cynthia! Please send him over as quickly as possible! I have to have a Norse Man! No wonder so many thousands of women join the NAS (Norselandic Admiration Society) all over the world especially British and Americans. They're desperate to have a Norse Man shove His massive member up their tiny fannies and pussies. They know that they are the strongest Men in the worlds second only to Us Norse Women!' She moved over to Leif. 'All right Leif drive Me to the airport to begin My Mission! 'LET'S DEBAUCH AND WRESTLE IN EGYPT!! Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com